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AngelofSorrow
06-07-2008, 03:06 PM
...and doesn't have sex with them?
I thought this story was funny, though I really think the father should have better knowledge about where his cards are and whether someone is making duplicates, though Im sure he would have never expected his own son to steal one, so I wouldn't put all the blame on him.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Matron
06-07-2008, 06:35 PM
That story kind of reminds me of an old 80s movie, The Last American Virgin, where the guy can't get laid, so they hire a hooker, only he still doesn't sleep with her. At least a couple of his friend do though, I think.

Mark
06-08-2008, 01:15 AM
That is great...haha silly thirteen year olds.

Phakiel
06-08-2008, 04:15 AM
Silly? How about incredibly smart!

Atlas
06-08-2008, 08:06 AM
That story kind of reminds me of an old 80s movie, The Last American Virgin, where the guy can't get laid, so they hire a hooker, only he still doesn't sleep with her. At least a couple of his friend do though, I think.

Or that movie Milk Money. Good one.


Man... this story cracks me the **** up. Those kids know where it's at. :p

Jarrid
06-09-2008, 05:35 AM
Yeah, I was going to bring up Milk Money. I use to watch that when I was a kid whenever it was on TV.

Phakiel
06-09-2008, 06:07 AM
That movie was awesome.

Wait, I am thinking of Blank Check, to hell with Melanie Griffith, Ed Harris is the tits though.