The AllRPG Haiku Thread

[Hyde]

I was looking at a page of funny haikus and started writing some for the guys in channel. So...I figured why not OPEN IT UP.

You know the format, right?

5, 7, 5. No deviations.

Getting things rolling

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Blue will fuck your Mom
Anytime and Anywhere
For a price, that is.

-

Karsh likes them real young
Not as young as Dylan does
But still, pretty young


Ans lastly..A Special ode to Mark:

Holding me in thrall.
She whispers soft in my ear.
"I think i have crabs"

[Atlas]

Wish to hell I could.
Wish I wasn't so damn short.
Wish I knew my dad.

[Hyde]

A Gaming forum
Who wins best looking member?
Basket of Kittens.

-

Atlas lives with his
Foot in his Mouth. Calling Mai
An "Oriental"

[Inari]

You can always tell
Who the attention whores are
By the goodbye threads

~

Sometimes I think that
Hyde's name is truly fitting
Today he is Jekyll

[Hyde]

White Coat. Shirt and Tie.
Doctor Jekyll. Mister Hyde.
Maybe Mai is right.

[Tenacious P]

Pineapple Express
Pot heads in over their heads
About to watch it


Yeah.. not feeling very creative at the moment.

[Poofy]

I like Seth Rogen
But that movie wasn't great
I would pass on it

[Tenacious P]

Clearly you've never
smoked weed. Or you just don't have
a sense of humor.




Honestly this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

[Poofy]

That was awful. GTFO.

[Tenacious P]

You are just jealous
I am awesome at haikus
Eat my shorts shitbrain

[Poofy]

Don't hurt my feelings
You know how fragile I am
Now give me some love

[Less Than Liz]

Tenacious Petey
His sigs make me laugh out loud
A redhead; too bad

[Tenacious P]

As women mature
They grow to like my red bush
It is exotic

...I wish this was true
Unfortunately it's not
Cry myself to sleep

[Hyde]

This place is funny
I start a haiku thread here
And it goes to hell.

[Atlas]

A Gaming forum
Who wins best looking member?
Basket of Kittens.

-

Atlas lives with his
Foot in his Mouth. Calling Mai
An "Oriental"

Hyde has a chode
He likes to refill a lot
Into Inari

[Cyrus the virus]

Relating to us
These haiku, all of them must
Much funnier, then

[Inari]

Excuse me Cyrus
You can't tell me what to do
You're not my real mom

[Hyde]

I am sorry, Mai
But Cyrus can speak his mind
He is MY Real Mom.

-

It seems it won't die.
This Rivalry Between us.
Atlas. Hyde. I'll win.

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If Cyrus is mom
Then who now is my real Dad?
Any suggestions?

[Inari]

Cyrus is clearly
Your hermaphrodite mother
He she's in porno

Guess that means we should
Respect your authoritah
Officer Cartman

[Cyrus the virus]

The more we converse
Regarding my genitals
The more I freak out

I suggest we speak
Of things more interesting
Like my handsomeness

[Inari]

You are easily
The handsomest he-she-it
That I've ever seen

[Atlas]

I am sorry, Mai
But Cyrus can speak his mind
He is MY Real Mom.

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It seems it won't die.
This Rivalry Between us.
Atlas. Hyde. I'll win.



We are like brothers.
The hatred is a mask
For our honest love.

AllRPG is
Like a drug injected in
My ass. Feels so nice.

[Cyrus the virus]

We are like brothers.
The hatred is a mask
For our honest love.

Woe be to Atlas
Counting is not his forte
What is wrong with him!?

You are easily
The handsomest he-she-it
That I've ever seen

Hey Oriental
Invite me over, baby
View's better close up

[Devil King]

Cyrus is a fool
He speaks mindless gibberish
He should shut it up

[Priest4hire]

Cold lines in darkness
Unbroken the dark water
Echoes in silence

[Hyde]

I believe that Priest
Has sort of missed the point here.
Less Emo. More Laughs.

[Inari]

Sounds like Priest to take
Any opportunity
To be pretentious

Hey Oriental
Invite me over, baby
View's better close up
But I'm afraid that
You might ask me if your rag
Smells like chloroform

[Hyde]

But I'm afraid that
You might ask me if your rag
Smells like chloroform

We Have a Winner
No other one will top this
Not a shot in hell

[Devil King]

But I'm afraid that
You might ask me if your rag
Smells like chloroform


I don't like it much
Overrated is thy name
Blessed are the lame

________________________

Hey, my name is Priest
I think I'm intelligent
I'm really a sap

[Inari]

I don't like it much
Overrated is thy name
Blessed are the lame
I think Devil King
Is just upset that he would
Need the chloroform


Hey, my name is Priest
I think I'm intelligent
I'm really a sap
Hey, my name is Priest
I have things to say but there's
A stick in my ass

[Tenacious P]

I, Tenacious P,
am intrigued to know what Priest
is like in real life.

[Atlas]

Woe be to Atlas
Counting is not his forte
What is wrong with him!?


Well, Cyrus~


If I could count, I
Would be counting your deaths while
Spooning your body

[Inari]

Considering that
Most people are not feline
You'd just count to one

[Hyde]

Necrophilia
Just one of the services
That Atlas offers.

[Atlas]

Considering that
Most people are not feline
You'd just count to one

Either you just called
Me a pussy, or I am
extremely confused.

Hyde offers nothing
But a tiny spec of hope
For the rejected.

[Hyde]

Jeez, Atlas. What gives?
I make a joke. You're butt-hurt.
You get mean and shit.

Thankfully for me
Me, or anyone that is,
I don't give a shit

My joke was funny
Given what you said to Cy.
I am sorry you cried.

3 solid haiku
Totally off the cuff, bitch.
I'm goin to bed.

Edit:

Make this the fourth one:
She didn't call you a puss.
Cats have nine lives, dude.

And here's number five:
Cyrus only has the one.
You'd count just to one.

[Priest4hire]

Being called emo
Coming from Hyde must truly
A compliment be.

A sap I may be
reputation to uphold
It is my pleasure

[Atlas]

Jeez, Atlas. What gives?
I make a joke. You're butt-hurt.
You get mean and shit.

Thankfully for me
Me, or anyone that is,
I don't give a shit

My joke was funny
Given what you said to Cy.
I am sorry you cried.

3 solid haiku
Totally off the cuff, bitch.
I'm goin to bed.

Edit:

Make this the fourth one:
She didn't call you a puss.
Cats have nine lives, dude.

And here's number five:
Cyrus only has the one.
You'd count just to one.


You make it seem like
You are a martyr; let us
All ravage this man.

Edit:

Goodnight, Hyde, my prey
In the night. If you sleep now,
Fondle tits, I might.