what if you got your wiener stuck in a blender

[Atlas]

what would you do if you had no wiener?

[Phakiel]

...Atlas, for the sake of our sanity, lay of the goddamn drugs.

[Karsh]

I would kill you.

[Inari]

I would kill you too if you got your weiner stuck in a blender.

[Devil King]

I'd eat it.

[WOTON]

I guess I couldn't have any kids or start a family. As long as I can still urinate than life goes on. Hopefully I could pee semi-normally without using any contraptions.

[Evil]

Why would you even put your wiener in a blender?

[Inari]

Maybe of you were trippin balls and you saw things from a perspective of sticking your dick in a blender.

[Void]

I would go out with a bang! Uh. A fingerbang.

[Polygon]

Why would you even put your wiener in a blender?

Yes, very good question. What was I doing that concluded with my wiener being ripped off by a blender?

[Serge]

Seriously? No matter how long I stay away from this place, I always come back to Atlas spouting off a bunch of stupid shit. Are you hammered during the day often?

[Genopuff]

it would be stuck in a blender..now if the blender was turned on...then o man trouble.

[Atlas]

Haha =)

I love this place.

[Atlas]

I somehow doubt the women of the world would worry too much if Atlas lost his penis. :p

Oh, and screw you! :mad::mad::mad:
:p

[twerp]

Now you get to wear the strap on.

[Phakiel]

Would having no dick make me a lesbian?

[Serge]

Would having no dick make me a lesbian?


Hmmm, I think that would make you a eunuch

[Atlas]

That'd be fun.

[Void]

Did anyone else read the last weekend web with the Eunuch Archives? Fucking hilarious.

[Mark]

what would you do if you had no wiener?

Seriously Atlas....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

[Trillian]

Freshly ground weiner is a foreign delicacy that increases manliness. True story!

[twerp]

Human horn!

[Hyde]

Oh, and screw you! :mad::mad::mad:
:p

You can't! You lost your dick in a blender accident.

[Void]

The real question is, how would you lose your dick in a blender? I mean, what kind of blender would it be, and what's the actual physics behind it mauling your dick off? I'd think a bush saw accident would be much more believable.

[generalelectric]

the real question is, what would you do with your balls had you no wiener?

[Atlas]

the real question is, what would you do with your balls had you no wiener?

I would put them in your mouth.

I would put them in your mouth.

put them in your mouth.

in your mouth.

[Mark]

this is such a horrible topic. D:

[generalelectric]

sad thing is this thread is several pages long which makes it more important to all of you than things like politics.

[Atlas]

This thread is extremely relevant, thus it is no surprise that it has flourished.

Piffling trespasser, take off your mask; silly tomfoolery will only get you so far.

[generalelectric]

what?

[Atlas]

I'm not sure, really. I'm just trying to weird out the new kid.

[Jun]

Haha =)

I love this place.

Too bad it hates you. Sorry, bucko, but this topic was a bad idea, and you have no right to judge GE's topics because you topped the charts.

[Atlas]

While you do pose a valid point, my topic is still the best ever.


Evar.

Oh. And you are wrong. I am loved.

[TheBlatantKatana]

......who would put their penis in a blender in the first place? That's one of the worst fettishes ever... :D

And you called me immature....

[Atlas]

To each his own.

[Ges]

No one said the blender was on "blend". Maybe it was on "beat" or "easy clean". You guys are just going with "grind", "shred", and "liquefy".

[Devil King]

I officially hate ALLRPG, now.

Thanks.

[Indigo]

http://www.odec.ca/projects/2006/bach6k2/UltimateChoppersBlender.jpg

Please explain how you get a dick stuck in here.

Be creative.

[Jun]

I officially hate ALLRPG, now.

Thanks.

Blame Atlass

[Atlas]

Blame Zeus.