Hello there!

[UrsaZZeda]

How goes it?

Atlas told me about this place in a drunken stupor. I am informed that you guys are bad effin ass, so wow me, also my Name's Ted, I'm 21 and RPGs are pretty much the shit.

I run a lot of toons on WoW currently... no 70's though but I enjoy myself. Anyway, drunk as hell right now so imma peace the eff out now. Party time!

[Matron]

Welcome to the madhouse, hope you enjoy your stay.

*pssst take a couple aspirin and drink a big glass of water before you pass out!*

[Atlas]

I might be very drunk. I might not know where this place is that I'm at... but my grammar is impeccable which consumes the very being of my soul considering the circumstances of my stupor. I'm a mod here and I will ****ing moderate. I know people who play ****ing wow and then I know nothing.

My friend said hi.... he applied here and that is all tha really amters. I meant to correct hotse last erros but I figure you all undrstand because I know beers.

hi sergg we know eachother. i see hcobwoy posters. I'm a mod so don't djudge me or i'll infract u.

[Atlas]

double poster ing is not allowed or is infact against moral values. but i figure you all understand. even sgut, oyour all gonna be cred.

who cares if i double post cuz posts don't even mantter in intros because tey aren't counted here.

i wont edit posts here because i figure mommorable accounts ill be worhty of lal.

[Matron]

Too funny.

[Indigo]

FRIENDS!!!!

[Jarrid]

You are one crazy fool, Atlas. Hahaha.

Welcome to the forums, man.

[Devil King]

Velcome to the forums.

Stick around and post.

[Sushi_b]

Welcome to the forums. Hopefully you will be able to join us when you are sober later and enjoy the forums.

[Atlas]

Yeah... stick around... ugh.

Last night was just ugh. Till next time...

[Hyde]

Yeah... stick around... ugh.

Last night was just ugh. Till next time...

Don't fret. We still love you.
........plus there's that whole "Wow that ****in' hilarious" aspect to it.

[Raidou]

What are you waiting there!? Start posting like a posting fiend! Oh yea, welcome!

[Matron]

Drinking brings them out of the woodwork, but then they sober up and run hide again.