They call me "Brownfinger"

[Karsh]

While Atlas deals with inner turmoil about which lover he should and shouldn't choose, while people are at the edge of their seat listening to Atlas' inner struggles, I am at the edge of my seat for an entirely different reason. Sometimes I wonder if my fecal matter is made of steel. Sometimes I will wipe and wipe and wipe and I will still continue to draw shit. Why is this? Am I eating entirely too much meat and fruitsnacks? Oh, and don't you hate it when you accidentally incorporate your bare thumb into the wipe? Nothing worse than touching shit, in my book.

[Elon]

What the fuck man.

[Hyde]

Nothing worse than touching shit, in my book.

Trust me....touching blown apart brain matter is far, farrrrrrr worse.

And seriously guys. It's Karsh. Nothing he says here should in any way surprise you people by now.

[Void]

How romantic! :rolleyes:

[tekmunk]

J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample
Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your
butt!

J.D.: You see....
Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
Turk?

Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!

J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!

Nurses: Everything comes down to poo!

J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!

Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!

Robed Woman: My stomach hurts

J.D: Check the poo

Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle
Turk: Check the poo!

Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!
J.D: Check the poo!

Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Turk: Check the poo!
Delivery Guy: Mine or his?
J.D: First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"

J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!

All: Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!

J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!

Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two!

All: If there's no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --

J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!
J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!

All: Everything comes down to ... poo!

[Karsh]

That was beautiful...

[Void]

Reminds me of one of those anti-drug muppet commercials THEY used to have.

[Sen]

I am at the edge of my seat
Yeah, the TOILET SEAT! Ooooooohhh ...

In all seriousness, though, it probably has to do with your diet.

[Mark]

I have been taking Fiber pills because needless to say I dont have enough of it in my diet. so I poo like 4 or 5 times a day now. its pretty cool!

[CoolOtaku]

Have you been to the doctor about this, man? I don't get the impression that diet alone can cause this kind of trouble.

But I'm not a doctor, so maybe you should try asking a doctor? :)

[Hyde]

So I poo like 4 or 5 times a day now. its pretty cool!

First of all...that's not healthy. Cut back on the fiber a little bit. You should go like...once a day. Twice at the outside depending on what you're eating.


And Karsh, you need to expect this with how much alcohol you drink.

[Mark]

yeah I did cut down on it. :/

[Polygon]

I actually found that amusing.

Sounds like it's time for some pro-biotics and fiber.

[Syrus]

So heres my life story.

Many of you may know that my penis is huge (bigger then yours.) and a lot of problems come with this massive erection that I carry around. Beyond having the obvious difficulties in the work place "sorry I must have just slipped and fell into your vagina, my bad" [it happens] or at school when my penis refuses to turn pages or take its own notes, or at church when my dick won't stop sneezing on Grandma Johnson in the pew ahead of me there are some less obvious obstacles for me to overcome.

It may not have come to your attention yet but my gigantic penis's large partner in crime is my enormous ballsack. Hanging like a hairy christmas ball from my penis, they are either sucked up into my chest or hanging like a pendulum randomly at any given moment. And this is where I relate my foibles to yours [THOUGH MY PROBLEMS ARE CONSIDERABLY LARGER] because my greatest difficulty is when im laying down and shart on my sack. Shit sucks, its all like hanging at my asshole and then bam, shart on the sack.

do not shart the sack.

[Syrus]

So I poo like 4 or 5 times a day now. its pretty cool!


Activiaaaaa!

[Faith]

It's raining like mad right now.