AllRPG Limericks?

[Electric Banana]

I just thought it might be fun (if anyone else likes making up their own limericks), to write limericks about AllRPG in general or about its members.

I played around with words for about 10 minutes to write one for Blue. :p

There once was a boy named Blue,
Who wore extremely large shoes,
You know what they say,
It turned out that way,
And oh, how that boy could screw!

(For some reason, to me, I felt it flowed better with "boy" than "man.")

[Mark]

lol nice

[charolastra00]

Half of that limerick is not true.

[Electric Banana]

lolz

[Atlas]

Okay wtf.

This is strange and ridiculous. But for some untold reason, it rings ever so true.

And yes, I'm drunk as fuck.

[Electric Banana]

I'm waiting to see if anyone else is going to attempt one of their own, instead of continuing to comment on mine. :p

[Atlas]

First I would need to know what the hell a limerick is. I could google it, but I want you to explain it to this old fellow. I want you to spread wide your wings of wisdom and elaborate upon this odd subject. I need you to tell me what a limerick is; I need you to let me know; I love it when you spread your lips wide and make me whole. Give me the pleasure of knowledge and supplicant rationalization.

Thank you.

[Electric Banana]

Generally- it's 5 lines. The first two and the last line rhyme and have the same number of syllables; the 3rd and 4th line rhyme and have the same number of syllables.

All of the ones I have ever heard usually start with "there once was a man/woman..." Like "There once was a man from Nantucket."

Here's one that I found by Googling, that I'm sure the perverts on this forum would enjoy (I'm looking at you, Phakiel! <3).

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would f*ck it."

I would have assumed, being the literature nut that you are, you would have already known.

[Evil]

There once was a girl named Banana
Who shot all the guys and killed Hannah.
She ate all the rice
And Atlas has lice
Oh fuck, I'm in Louisiana.

>.>

[Electric Banana]

hahahahahaha ily <3

[Electric Banana]

There once was a guy named The Varsh
Do not get him confused with Karsh
Who liked to poo
Flings it at the zoo
Some would think it's quite harsh


...damn it's hard to rhyme with Karsh/The Varsh.

[Karsh]

There once was a guy named Serge
Who drinks at the wheel when trying to merge
he found himself in a slide
he died

[Atlas]

For all she could lose
Inari never accrued
All the big things
All the big things
In my pants

[Phakiel]

Atlas was a puppy who lost his way
he used to cry everyday
and although people called him insane
and he never cared to explain
he always dreamed of running scared.

[Evil]

WHAT?

[Electric Banana]

LLAMA BOY, an ode to Evil!

Once there was a llama boy,
Who would eat his llama soy,
He ran and he played,
And drank lemonade,
He was filled with so much joy!