Shag, Kill or Marry.

[Indigo]

Has anyone ever played this game? Me and my friends used to play it all the time. Basically on person gives you three names and you have to you which you would shag(have sexual intercourse with), kill or marry.

Example:

Someone who asks says: "shag, kill or marry. Alice, Amy and Silvia?"

Person who answers: "Kill Alice, shag Silvia, marry Amy"

So basically we can do this by post, by have the a poster to ask the question and the one after has to answer answer. The poster who answers has to propose three other names for the fallowing person.

Main rule: you must use names that everyone here knows. Mainly choose celebrities or people in the forum. Remember you can't kill two people there is only one person per choice.

(I'm not sure if this thread is inappropriate, if so close it)
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Okay the names I will give are:

Victoria Beckham
Madonna
Angelina Jolie

[Hyde]

Shag: Victoria Beckham
Kill: Madonna
Marry: Angelina Jolie

The three names I give are:

Julia Roberts
Glen Close
Miley Cyrus

[Powerslave]

Oooo, I remember this game. Haven't heard of it in a while.

Goddamn, this is hard. I kinda wanna kill all of them.

Kill: Glen Close (C'mon, I can't shag OR marry this)
Shag: Julia Roberts (God, I hate her and her huge mouth, but marrying her? no way)
Marry: Miley Cyrus (Didn't know who she was until now, but... well, I guess there's no more options)
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Alyssa Milano
Kristen Bell
Jennifer Connelly

[charolastra00]

Shag: Steve Jobs
Kill: Paul Allen
Marry: Bill Gates (how many billions is he worth again?)


Malibu Barbie
Nurse Barbie
Pregnant Barbie

[LagDragon]

Shag: Malibu Barbie
Kill: Pregnant Barbie
Marry: Nurse Barbie

Hehe! Fun times.

Lindsay Lohan
Rihanna
Rachel Bilson

[Phakiel]

Kill: Lindsay Lohan
Shag: Rachel Bilson
Marry: Rihanna (more money, better body, built to last)


EDIT: Almost forgot

Kim Kardashian
Amy Smart
Lars Voorhes

[Hyde]

Kill: Lars Vorheese - Who the **** is Lars Vorhees?
Shag: Kim Kardashian - I couldn't STAND to be with her long. a Few hours in bed I could tolerate.
Marry: Amy Smart - Tasty. Coma. Wife.(this is a Scrubs reference for you losers who don't watch the show...)

[Phakiel]

Sorry i didnt even noticed I typoed the hell out of Lisa Turtle, i mean Lark Voorhies.

[Hyde]

Sorry i didnt even noticed I typoed the hell out of Lisa Turtle, i mean Lark Voorhies.

Oh....well, in that case nothing's changed in my list.

[Phakiel]

You know you are supposed to post a new trio.

[Atlas]

Indeed, Phakiel. I'm waiting for my turn. Someone needs to finish up.

[Phakiel]

That we do sir, that we do.

[Hyde]

Yeah I know. It slipped my mind. I'm tired.

So...

Paul Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Michael Hogan(Saul Tigh from Battlestar Galactica)

[Cyrus the virus]

Kill Hulk.
Marry sexy Paul.
**** Michael.

I give:

Stevie Nicks(sp)
Joan Jett
Ann Wilson

[Less Than Liz]

This is boring with celebs. YOu're all posting gurlz.

[Abominari]

Shag Joan Jett
Kill Ann Wilson (twice)
Marry Stevie Nicks (and then go back and shag Joan Jett again)

Next:
Dizzy Gillespie
Jack of Jack in the Box
Nolan Bushnell

[Cyrus the virus]

ARG YOU DONT LIKE ANN WILSON. Nancy's better, but... really!?

And for Liz:

Lag
Blue
Atlas

;)

[Less Than Liz]

Shag: Lag
Marry: Blue
Kill: Atlas

Thank you, Cyrus.

[Cyrus the virus]

Who the hell wouldn't marry Blue?

[Less Than Liz]

He is totally bride material.

[Indigo]

Hell, I'd marry blue.

[Matron]

Blue's gonna have his own little harem by the time he gets back online.

[Indigo]

Okay since no one is going, I'll go:

Hyde
Raidou
Cyrus

[Electric Banana]

Kill: Raidou
Shag: Hyde
Marry: Cyrus

Uhhhhh...

Link
Cloud
Sephiroth

(hey, couldn't think of anything worthwhile)

[Matron]

shag: cloud
kill: sephiroth
marry: link


Ellen Degeneres
Rosanne Barr
Barbara Bush

[Less Than Liz]

Holy shit I am not touching this one with a ten foot pole.

[Indigo]

Shag: Barbara
Marry: Ellen
Kill: Rosanne

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Clark Kent
Christina Aguilera
Marilyn Manson

[Matron]

shag- christina (if im doing a girl its gonna be a dirty girl)
marry- clark kent
kill- marilyn manson

luke skywalker
han solo
boba fett

[Abominari]

Wow, good going completely ignoring my trio of potential partners.

[Inari]

Shag Joan Jett
Kill Ann Wilson (twice)
Marry Stevie Nicks (and then go back and shag Joan Jett again)

Next:
Dizzy Gillespie
Jack of Jack in the Box
Nolan Bushnell
Shag Jack (to see his O face)
Kill Dizzy (because he's black)
Marry Nolan (and then kill him to inherit his money)

Shag, Kill, Mary:

The Burger King
Ronald McDonald
Colonal Sanders

[Indigo]

Shag Jack (to see his O face)
Kill Dizzy (because he's black)
Marry Nolan (and then kill him to inherit his money)

Shag, Kill, Mary:

The Burger King
Ronald McDonald
Colonal Sanders

Kill Sanders
Marry McDonald
Shag Burger King (it may be a woman under the mask)

Inari
Electric Banana
Diremommy.

[Phakiel]

Oh dear

Kill: Inari
Shag: Diremommy
Marry: Electric Banana

I know its Mai and all, but that just sounded mean. But then again, its just Mai.

[Inari]

Good luck dealing with my vengeful spirit haunting you for the rest of your life.