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Blue
07-25-2011, 08:15 PM
Nintendo: You're going to have to embrace online gaming at some point and quit being the uber family focused company you have been for the past couple of decades. I know you don't want child predators picking up children on your systems, but no one wants that and MS and Sony have done well enough to avoid that type of shit from becoming a crisis.

Oh, and I love Zelda and Mario and Metroid, but a new IP wouldn't hurt every now and then.


Valve: Release Episode 3 or even just give us a status update on it. It's been 4 years since the Orange Box came out.


Capcom: Quit fucking over fans by cancelling games you know they wanted and then saying shit like, 'Well, if you guys wanted the game so much, you should have said so." You know they did, so quit being dumbasses. Then there's the UMVC shit, The RE: Mercenaries shit, and god knows what else. Get your shit together Capcom, you've been fucking up too much lately.

Namco: People want Tales games over here.

Ges
07-25-2011, 08:33 PM
Square-Enix: Dear fucking Lord, stop being so schizo with the FF series.

Phakiel
07-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Atlus: Stop fucking about with handhelds and whatever the fuck Catherine turned out to be and please announce that you are working on a 2012 Persona or SMT game for Playstation 3 or I am gonna go insane.

Square-Enix: Stop sucking, I am sure there is a way for you to release a good game by now. FFXIII did so much bad not even newcomers can embrace it.

FPS developers: Stop working for 5 years, seriously, there are way too many FPS out and coming out, its getting saturated and ridiculous, and no, just because a bunch of stupid kids play it to death doesnt mean you are releasing Bioshock, seriously, learn from Bioshock or stop making games.

Nintendo: Fuck you.

Microsoft: Fuck you. Seriously, you have done nothing but hurt the industry with your stupid fanbase who suck cock for Halo and GoW, everything is so bad the only hope is certain studios and none of them are on your side exclusively.

Sony: For the love of fucking god, make a way that I can get PSN money without an US credit card, the thing here is I have money and I want to pay it to get FF8, but you are making this too difficult. Amazon can take my money, I am sure you can to if you work it.

Anybody out there who can: Release a real Xeno game. I'll suck cock for it.

scorpion
07-25-2011, 09:46 PM
capcom: quit fucking rereleasing your fighting games,first it was just street fighter they were milking and now mvc3 is being given the milk treatment.


konami: get off your ass and make another suikoden game already.

micorsoft: fix the damn party chats on xbl already, to many times do people get lagged into there own party when the chat has over 2 people in it.

nintendo: would it kill you to release earthbound stateside or at least stick it int he virtual console?

Phakiel
07-25-2011, 09:50 PM
capcom: quit fucking rereleasing your fighting games,first it was just street fighter they were milking and now mvc3 is being given the milk treatment.


Indeed, I just bought SFIV like in April and now we get a new Arcade Version and bought MVC3 on release and now they have Ultimate coming up. It would be ok if it had been two years but its even less than one for MVC3, although they are blaming it on the earthquake, so that means that each of the new characters would have gone out for 5 bucks a piece, thats 50 bucks just on characters, Cheap shit.

Cyrus the virus
07-26-2011, 04:53 AM
Nintendo: I'm going to pee on you. I haven't liked you since 1997 except for Smash Bros. and a Mario Kart or two.

moogle
07-26-2011, 08:59 PM
Re: all. You disappoint me in almost every way imaginable.

Maybe I'm just bitter about getting older but there are few games coming from the major companies that interest me at all. I'll just sit in my pile of old games and relish in sweet, sweet nostalgia.

Phakiel
07-26-2011, 09:31 PM
There is still some good games in the horizon, I can think of Uncharted 3, Batman AC, motherfucking Bioshock Infinite and probably more, we just have to swim through a lot of shit. But look at it this way, for every Megaman X there was a Bugsy. I also think the quality of RPGs has been downsized terribly, possibly because most games these days have RPG elements so the line is getting smaller and Squenix has not released anything worthwile since FFX, well FXII was enjoyable I guess.

Cyrus the virus
07-27-2011, 03:40 AM
Meh, Bioshock 2 disappointed me (not the multiplayer). I mean it was definitely good, and I don't regret buying it when it came out, but it was missing a thing or two. I might just be being a big beyotch, though.

I will totally take Bubsy and Cool Spot and Blackthorne over Final Fantasy Versus 1419 Unstoppable Adrenaline Rush XIII, though. I don't get it.

Bring back Quintet!

Sushi_b
08-07-2011, 01:11 AM
Sega: Stop continuing to milk the Genesis for all it's worth. There are more then enough collections and download titles available. Start up some new IPs, like stuff that was once your biggest asset.

Capcom: What the hell is going on internally? Seriously. It's getting ugly over there.


Nintendo: Screw you....the fact that you've all but stopped support for the Wii is a joke (although not surprising since you've done with this previous systems). Give us Xenoblade, The Last Story and Pandora's Tower. What a joke. Sad thing is, everyone is complaining now about how Nintendo is screwing them, but they will go out and then support the company blindly regardless.