Corrupt a Wish.

[Less Than Liz]

How to play:

Someone posts a wish. Ex. "I wish I had a corvette."
Person who posts next grants it, but with a twist. Ex. "Granted. You now have a Corvette, but you have no arms with which to drive."

You have to do the last poster. I'll start.

Got my eyebrows done, and I wish the redness would go away already.

[Ges]

The redness is gone, but so are your eyebrows. They chopped them right off.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[Phakiel]

Granted but you are stuck at the bank, the banks never closes and is still working on a line built up from a week ago, you wait in line for hours and then days, you lose your job because you didnt show up, you couldnt notice becase you cellphone battery died, you lose your frienda and family likewise, you cant pay your rent or utilities, you get evicted. You finally die of hunger with only 15 people remaining in line.

I wish I never had the flu.

[Poofy]

But you will always have a Cold.


I wish I infinite money.

[moogle]

Granted, you are now infinite money. You have no thoughts, no feeling, no consciousness. Because you are money.

I wish someone else would shovel this snow so I don't have to.

[Devil King]

A passerby is willing to help shovel the snow, but they just so happen puke all over your only clean coat.

I wish I had a new car.

[Phakiel]

Granted but its a Scion xB, you get beat up everywhere you go and get invited to Bingo night way too many times.

I wish I could just snap my fingers and have my house cleaned.

[Electric Banana]

Done, but now your yard is a disaster.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala...

...or not. :p

I wish I were an ideal weight.

[Phakiel]

Granted, but you become really bitchy and shallow and you can never eat anything in excess of 100 calories a day or you will get all your weight back the following day.

I wish I could teleport.

[Less Than Liz]

Granted, but you can only teleport to the disgusting men's room of a seedy bar that you hate.

I wish I didn't have to take my Wills and Trusts notes.

[twerp]

Granted, a nerd named Chester takes all of your notes for all of your classes. But over time Chester becomes obsessed with you, like some real hair doll shit. After you reject his advances, he commits suicide, citing you as the main reason. His parents curse your name to this day.


I wish I could just work on my own show.

[Cyrus the virus]

GRANTED. But your show is a spin-off of Flava of Love, and all of the contestants are women with VD and a lot of acne.

I wish I lived in a sweet-ass apartment with no bedbugs or vermin of any sort and had a cool landlord.

[twerp]

Nice try, but I loved "For the Love of Money". You know, before it got cancelled because one of the contestants killed a chick.

[CoolOtaku]

GRANTED. But your show is a spin-off of Flava of Love, and all of the contestants are women with VD and a lot of acne.

I wish I lived in a sweet-ass apartment with no bedbugs or vermin of any sort and had a cool landlord.

Granted. Your new landlord is so cool that he doesn't even mind how noisy your neighbors are with their sex obsession and seven chihuahuas. Don't worry about the paper-thin wall your bedroom shares with their bedroom.

I wish more people posted consistently at AllRPG.

[Devil King]

Granted, but the post quality goes way down and you have everyone making Atlas-esque threads about dicks in blenders.

I wish I had musical abilities.

[Ges]

Granted. You are a kazoo virtuoso.

I wish one of my sports teams would win something. (Seriously, none of my teams ever do shit)

[Less Than Liz]

Granted. You are now a Yankees fan.

I wish I wouldn't keep dropping my iPod. I don't know what's up with me this month.

[twerp]

Granted, but now that sumbitch is fused with your hand. On a positive note, when you mime talking on the phone with your hand in the "hang loose" position, it actually works now.


I wish the hot chick who works on my floor would strap her ginormous breasts down. It's distracting.

[Blackdragon]

Granted. But now the restraints is all she wears...

I wish I could go to school for free.

[moogle]

Granted, but it's Bob Jones University.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

[Dark Saint]

Granted, but now you're stuck actually listening to every single annoying, long-winded emotard complaint women have about their weight, nails and hair.

I wish I could selectively read minds.