What do you wish to accomplish?

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

I don't mean the typical New Year's Eve Resolutions, like mine (Drink less, compete in a triathlon)... I mean those things that, when you really get down to it, you want to accomplish. Leave a mark on the world or what not, what would have to happen for you to die without regret?

As for me, I honestly think living my life free and fighting for liberty would be my ultimate goal. This isn't simply saying "I will always vote this way or vote for that person," but taking an active participation in propagating freedom. No matter how childish or juvenile it may seem, in the end, knowing that I lived my life the way I chose and that I did my ****ing best to make sure others had that opportunity is all I ever could hope for.

[Less Than Liz]

Dude.

It's not fair. I swear I think these things on my own. You just say them first.

[Raidou]

Dreamless, what about f*cking Ninjas? You miss that eh.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

Dude.

It's not fair. I swear I think these things on my own. You just say them first.Cheers to freedom, then!

[Powerslave]

I wanna 1) Not do bad things 2) Help people out. Mostly, I just wanna treat people how I'd like to be treated. Hopefully. At least it's a goal.

[Matron]

Wow we have some nice people around here.

[Atlas]

1) Participate in helping foreigners who do not have the oppourtunity to learn English do so.

2) Become an English Professor, or something along those lines.

3) Raise a family someday.

4) Work hard as often as I possibly can.

5) Someday continue my chess journies and possibly chess journalism.

6) Advance in my guitar playing.

7) Learn to play the flute, piano, cello, and harmonica.

[twerp]

Ok, after reading all these nice and cuddly responses I feel a little selfish.


Basically, I'd love to be in a movie or TV show and have a part that's well-remembered. Like Rocco in Boondock Saints. It's like the only good movie the guy ever did, but he stole the show. So yeah, I'd like to steal the show once.

[Void]

I would live my life as if Ford Prefect were living my life. Then, I would die without regret.

[Inari]

1) Participate in helping foreigners who do not have the oppourtunity to learn English do so.

2) Become an English Professor, or something along those lines.
I lol'd.

[Phakiel]

I would live my life as if Ford Prefect were living my life. Then, I would die without regret.

Dont forget your towel.

[Inari]

Also, don't panic.

[Phakiel]

42.

[Indigo]

Okay. I want a family.

And I want to be remembered forever.

[Atlas]

I lol'd.

Why?

[Indigo]

Why?

1) Participate in helping foreigners who do not have the oppourtunity to learn English do so.



I think that's why.

[Phakiel]

I want to punch FE in the face and then have disgusting sex with his girlfriend on top of an all black PT Cruiser.

And Money, like a lot.

[Indigo]

I want to punch FE in the face and then have disgusting sex with his girlfriend on top of an all black PT Cruiser.



Dream on :p

[Phakiel]

I'd have you know, I am very good at achieving my goals.

[Jarrid]

I have a lot of things I would like to accomplish, but right now, the number one thing on my list is saving up some money to be able to move to wherever my girl decides to go to become a vet doctor. She means the world to me.

[LagDragon]

I lol'd.

You lol'd at that?

5 and 7 were my favs.

[Atlas]

You guys are assholes.

[LagDragon]

lol...

Relax, guy. I don't know what chess journies are, and I've never met a guy who aspires to learn to play the flute. That's all.

[Atlas]

Chess journies include: tournaments, journalism, conversating about chess, studying chess, etc.

Simple, really.

[Inari]

Atlas I fixed your list for you.

1) Go to school to learn how to write.

2) Work hard (on the above) as often as I possibly can.

3) Participate in helping foreigners who do not have the oppourtunity to learn English.

4) Become an English Professor or something along those lines.

5) Raise a family someday.

6) Invent chess journies.

7) Someday continue my chess journies and possibly chess journalism.

8) Advance in my guitar playing.

9) Learn to play the flute, piano, cello, and harmonica.

10) Find some sort of practical application for knowing how to play the flute, piano, cello, and harmonica.

I like you Atlas. I think you're a nice guy. But for someone who's apparently passionate about the English language, your writing style is a little bit awkward and robotic. Except I think Microsoft Word has you beat on grammatical comprehension.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

Are "journies" anything like "journeys"? If not, I'm completely lost.

[Phakiel]

I thought they are a combination of "jokes" and "tourneys", with a phonetical PUNCH! becoming journies.

[Polygon]

I'd have you know, I am very good at achieving my goals.

Just curious, why a black PT Cruiser.

Anyhow, I'll re list mine since they disappeared.

Start my own business.
Have children.
Visit Europe.
Finish my current cars, start on some more, and amass a descent car collection.

[Phakiel]

Because I really like that car and I think that getting back at all the evil that Fallen Emanuel has forced upon me by having sex with his girlfriend on top of my favourite cheap car in my favourite colour would be a nice little goal to have.

[Polygon]

LOL, that's awesome. :D

[Atlas]

Atlas I fixed your list for you.

1) Go to school to learn how to write.

2) Work hard (on the above) as often as I possibly can.

3) Participate in helping foreigners who do not have the oppourtunity to learn English.

4) Become an English Professor or something along those lines.

5) Raise a family someday.

6) Invent chess journies.

7) Someday continue my chess journies and possibly chess journalism.

8) Advance in my guitar playing.

9) Learn to play the flute, piano, cello, and harmonica.

10) Find some sort of practical application for knowing how to play the flute, piano, cello, and harmonica.

I like you Atlas. I think you're a nice guy. But for someone who's apparently passionate about the English language, your writing style is a little bit awkward and robotic. Except I think Microsoft Word has you beat on grammatical comprehension.

Thanks for the input, but taking criticism from someone who wouldn't know niceness if it hit them in the ovaries is very difficult for me.

No offense or anything, but you can just keep your whimsical comments to your petty, little self.

[Inari]

That's not very Christian of you!

[Atlas]

Do you really want to go there?

[Inari]

I like road trips. Let's embark.

[Jarrid]

Oh, jeeeeeez.

[Atlas]

I like road trips. Let's embark.


You must be very lonely. Do your relationships ever last very long, ever? Hmmm? Heh, you remind me of somebody I know... she's miserable.

[Inari]

Your mom. Take that!

[Atlas]

That is precious.

[Phakiel]

NO ATLAS NO! RUN AWAY!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/its-a-trap.jpg

MAI IS JUST BEING MAI!

[Atlas]

Those are some cute cats. I like cats.

Anyways, let's attempt to stay on topic. *sigh*

[Inari]

Ok back to the topic.

My goal in life is to someday rid the world of bad grammar. But instead of doing something actually productive like teach grammar in the appropriate venues, I'm just going to go post to post and knock on people's writing skills.

I guess we're not that different after all.

[Atlas]

We really are that different, actually.

[Inari]

Well that's because one of us has balls.

(Hint: it's not you.)

[Atlas]

And what exactly qualifies one to get these metaphorical balls you refer to?

[Phakiel]

Hey man, Liz has a towering dick remember? If that is possible, Mai can have big hairy masculine balls too.

[Atlas]

Stay out of this!

[Phakiel]

I am just saying, Mai can have testes just as much as Liz can have (and actually has) an overgrown man meat between her legs.

[Inari]

And what exactly qualifies one to get these metaphorical balls you refer to?
I could teach you, but it's not going to be easy.

Step 1: Paint my fence
Step 2: Wax my car
Step 3: TBD following the completion (and possible repetition) of steps 1 and 2.

[Atlas]

I'm under the pursuasion that she does. Either that, or she has a very big identity crisis causing her testicular complex to overtake her.

[Inari]

Sounds like somebody's jealous.

[Jarrid]

Take it outside, you guys. Meee-oooohhh-myyyyy.

[Atlas]

Sounds like somebody's jealous.

Yes! I'm jealous of an oriental Liz. Lmfao.

Eat shit and [place "die" here] you insistant little pest!

[Atlas]

Saw that coming a mile away. :D

[LagDragon]

Aw, it was just getting interesting.

:(