<PG> AllRPG's Party of Hope

[Lodis]

All right, well, I'm reposting my PG from years long since past. I had the text and most of the links still in tact on my PC, though I've had to improvise with a few lost doodads. Mostly though this PG is whole and being reposted exactly as it was originally. Complete with my crude writing (man I can't believe how badly I used to write) and awkward character likeness (I need to completely rewrite Mai's dialogue). Anywho... keep in mind that this story falls into the context of what AllRPG was going through back like... 3 or 4 years ago. This reposting is definitely targetted towards members that were around and active at that time, for some this may even be a nostalgia trip. There are further chapters that I will post as I get some feedback. Hopefully though everyone can get a laugh or two out of it. Enjoy.


Rated PG-13 (PG in Canada)

Cast Includes:

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve.gif [ObeySteve]

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Jojo.gif [Jojo]

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/48.gif [48]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8149/zealuy2.gif [King Zeal]

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RingWraith.gif [RingWraith]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/783/lizdu4.gif [LessThanLiz]

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Talaysen.gif [Talaysen]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3623/aikawj7.gif [aika]

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Monkey_D_Luffy.gif [Monkey D Luffy]

Note: Any captions within asteriks imply an action that is occuring.
ex - *He walked to the door*

Also, some of the dialogue in the early sections of Scene II are actual quotes or partial quotes from Kyle's "Peace" thread.

AllRPG's Party of Hope: Episode I
Written and Conceived by: RingWraith

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Scene I, Setting: A downtown Philly night club.

*Steve walks up to the club entrance, and approaches the bouncer (Jojo)*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Jojo_left.gif ~ "What do you want kid", he says after glancing at Steve's cute lil baby face.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve_shocked.gif ~ Kid?! I'm 18! I was born in 1986!

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Jojo_left.gif ~ Quit lying about your age little guy, or you'll never grow up.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve_dead.gif ~ $@%&.

*Just then the tip of a sword protrudes through Jojo's chest as Steve looks on in flabergasted glee*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve_win.gif ~ Gwaha, sweet contextually sensitive vengeance!

*Jojo's body slumps down as the sword is withdrawn from his carcass. The body dissipates into a puff of whirling, cel-shaded smoke leaving behind a red rupee. Standing now where Jojo stood, looking at Steve was a figure cloaked and unrecognizable. The figure retreived the rupee and then pointed its sword at Steve.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve_draw.gif ~ Back foul knave!

*Realizing he was about to die, Steve turned tail and fled.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve_run.gif ~ Hey! There's a car with the keys still in it! I'll just hop in and make an easy escape!

*Steve gets into the car and starts it. The car stalls.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Steve_big_shock.gif ~ What the hell?! A standard! I'm a lazy American, I don't know how to drive a standard!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Just then a bomb explodes underneither the vehicle. The vehicle and Steve dissipate into a puff of whirling cel-shaded smoke leaving behind a blue rupee. The cloaked figure calmy walks over, picks up the blue rupee to add to his red one, and then disappears into the shadows.*

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Scene II, Setting: AllRPG Grand Hall, in the land of RPGdom.

*King Zeal and 48 are standing beside a throne, looking down at a crowd of AllRPG members.*
(Super Moderators being the ultimate ruling beings in RPGdom, the Administration are ethereal god-like beings)

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/48_left.gif ~ So yeah, this is what it comes down to. Its a bit strange to look back on the forums and actually say that... I did a little growing here. For the past few years I've changed alot and many of you witnessed it. Its hard to call it an "experience" but in the end, that's what it is and that's what makes it so hard to do this. But I've realized that there is nothing that I can do here being at the position I am in. So with that, Im resigning.

*The crowd gasps at the shocking announcement. Kyle then hands the AllRPG Super Mod crown to King Zeal.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_right.gif ~ I hope you make a triumphant comeback someday, Kyle. We may not have always gotten along, but I respected you and what you did for the forums.

*Zeal puts on the crown.*

Random crowd member #1 ~ 46, you worthless mother ****er. Like we haven't had enough **** going on all year, and you drop this like a 20 megaton nuke. I've said goodbye to way too many people. You ain't getting it from me!

*48 walks away from the throne as Zeal turns to address the crowd.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_front.gif ~ The scorn of that random crowd member is not ill placed! The AllRPG boards are in decline, and many members have inexplicably vanished! Something must be done!

Booming voice from the heavens ~ AllRPG is not in a decline, AllRPG is in a lull!

Random crowd member #2 ~ Who the fack was that?

Random crowd member #3 ~ It sounded kind of like Lord Enishi.

Random crowd member #4 ~ Yes but somewhat different. He must be sober.

Random crowd member #3 ~ Indeed.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_front.gif ~ The wisdom of Lord Enishi changes nothing! Late is the hour in which we have chosen to act on this tragedy! My first mission of Super Modship is to solve the mystery of the disapearing members, and return prosperity to the AllRPG you all love!

*The crowd cheers wildly at Zeal's inspirational speach. Just then though, someone pushes open the great doors of the AllRPG Grand Hall. It was RingWraith, looking very beatup and wearisome, yet still dashingly handsome. He walks forward through the crowd up to the throne.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_front.gif ~ Thou looks like sh*t. What has happened to ye, Ring?!

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_win.gif ~ An assassin!

*The crowd gasps once again.*

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_right.gif ~ What is the meaning of this? What assassin? What has happened?

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_win.gif ~ The disapearing members! It's the doing of an assassin! He is killing the most prominant citizens of AllRPG and collecting their life force rupees! (Red rupees signifying site staff, blue rupees signifying moderators).

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_right.gif ~ Outrageous! What is your proof of such a thing?! Just recently we lost Steve and Jojo; added to that is Dark Saint, Gokuiroth, Jarrid (Kyojin Blight), Gesthar, Abominari and others in months past. Who could possibly have the power to slay such top ranking AllRPG icons!

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_shock.gif ~ Add Sushi_b to your list, sir. For I was there at his last hour. Up in our frozen home of Canada, we were enjoying a beer while watching a hockey game. However, while we sat unbeknownst of our surroundings, a cloaked figure slid out from the shadow cast on the floor. The intruder threw a urine soaked snowball at Sushi_b! Sushi dissipated into a puff of whirling cel-shaded smoke. Out of the smoke dropped a blue rupee. The assailant picked it up and said "My AllRPG collection is nearly complete at last!" He then turned to me and threw another urine stained snowball. It struck me but I did not die. As the cloaked man stared in disbelief, my cat attacked him. My furious kitty proved too much for his cloaked badass-ness, and he fled.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_right.gif ~ Yes, the assailant must indeed be a man if such an attack did not kill ye. Being the Lord of the Nazgul, whom no man can kill. Your story is tragic Ring, but it certainly explains our circumstance. I shall act upon this at once!

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_shock.gif ~ Great Super Moderator, save us from evil!

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_front.gif ~ BAH! I am far too superior (lazy) for such a menial task. I will appoint a fellowship of four to combat this mysterious mystery assassin! Ring, you will lead the party.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_win.gif ~ Whoooo!

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Zeal_front.gif ~ This mission will be highly perilous, and at least one of the party members is guaranteed to die. Okay who the hell is still around here anyways? Ring, take Liz, Talysen, aika and Monkey D Luffy with you on this quest.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Monkey_D_Luffy.gif ~ Son of a bitch!

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Scene III, Setting: Ouside the massive gates of the AllRPG Grand Hall, AllRPG's hopefulls stand strong.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_right.gif ~ Okay let's see what this party of hope is composed of. Talaysen; a black mage who falls down a lot and is infatuated with ice cream and stabbing things.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Talaysen_front.gif ~ Stabbity.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_right.gif ~ aika; long time AllRPG citizen who specializes in intellectual ass whuppins, thus carries no weapon.

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3623/aikawj7.gif ~ .....

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_right.gif ~ LessThanLiz; a Christian Bale fan girl, with a cool sword.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/783/lizdu4.gif ~ Jerk.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_right.gif ~ Monkey D Luffy; ........n00bie.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/Monkey_D_Luffy.gif ~ I'm gonna die.

*Monkey D Luffy starts crying uncontrollably.*

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3623/aikawj7.gif ~ Okay, so what's the plan Mr. Leader?

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_right.gif ~ We shall traverse north to heed the advice of the drunken sage!

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/783/lizdu4.gif ~ We're going to Michigan?

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/lodis99/RW_right.gif ~ What? No no. We make for Burlington, Ontario, home of the all knowing Big Baby Sweetz!

*Talaysen falls down.*

*Monkey D Luffy is still crying.*



End, Episode I

[Baby]

Fix the broken link!


Loving it :D

[Less Than Liz]

I loved this PG back in the day (yay for my PG icon being used!)

[Hyde]

So far I think the funniest part of this is that no one in it but Liz, Jojo and Zeal are really around anymore.

[Lodis]

Fix the broken link!


Loving it :D

Which link(s) are not working? They are all working when I view it, but if not for you let me know and I'll try to create fresh links.

[Baby]

oh it's working now! Jojo was showing up as an angelfire thingy

[Lodis]

Ok, here we go. Part 2.

New Cast Appearances Include:

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/8048/PM1.gif [Prince Mercury]

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/2087/BBSfront.gif

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif [Skuderya]


Note: The presence of a little French flag like this http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif means that the one speaking is doing so in a french accent.



AllRPG's Party of Hope: Episode II
Written and Conceived by: RingWraith

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Scene I, Setting: A dirt trail through the wilderness of RPGdom en route to the Canadian border.

*AllRPG's Party of Hope is walking the beaten path north, when one of the members is struck with such inspiration that he MUST ask a question.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ r we ther yet?

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Yes, we are there, that's why we are still walking.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ awsum!!1

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9255/Talaysen.gif ~ We've been walking forever. My feet hurt. Where the hell are we going again?

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Burlington, Ontario.

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9255/Talaysen.gif ~ And where the hell is that?!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Ugh, Canada.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Can...a...da?

*RingWraith stops walking abruptly.*

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ What the deuce?! Please tell me that one of you bright Americans knows where Canada is?

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ (speaking with obvious disinterest) Somewhere over the rainbow?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ ...Someone else wanna try?

*No one speaks for five seconds.*

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ Retards! Of all the incompetent...

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ ...Whoa, you best be watchin' what's comin' out of that hooded yapper of yours Wraith.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ A puny girl would dare threaten moi?!

*RingWraith draws his sword and starts flashing and thrashing it around, thinking he's tough. He then strikes a final pose looking seductively handsome with the sun shining behind him, reflecting light off his blade.*

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1383/RWshock.gif ~ If anyone dare challenge me, let 'em speak!

*Liz whips out her cool sword.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Lord of the Nazgul, whom no man can kill, prepare to die by a woman's hands! If Eowyn can kick your ass so can I!

*The realization of RW's mortal suseptability to women received a raised eye brow from aika. Her isolating disinterest pulled a 180 as her inner demons received a lustfull jolt.*

*RingWraith abruptly loses his confidence whilst remembering his feminine weakness. Memories flood his empty hood of taking a blade to the face from the Shieldmaiden, Eowyn. However RingWraith's fearful trance gradually progressed to a drooling stare at Liz's chest... Liz then took a commanding step toward him.*

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1383/RWshock.gif ~ Eek!

*RingWraith quickly jumped behind Talaysen using him as a human shield.*

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ Back I say, or the mini mage gets a stabbin!

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Wheeeeee!

*Liz stops moving.*

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ "You don't want to be doing that", aika says as she moves closer to the endevour.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ No no, he does! Stabbity stab stab! Wheeeeee!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Talaysen, aside from being a useless character that just falls down and recites plot progressing dialogue, is this party's only magic user. His skills are crucial to the diversity of this group's abilities. We may need his magic before the end of all this, thus logic dictates you and Liz back off for now.

*RingWraith lets go of Talaysen and Liz sheathes her sword.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ Very well, Miss. Vulcan.

*After an awkward pause due to them both saying the same thing, Liz and RW shot electrifyingly evil glares at one another.*

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Ugh.

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Scene II, Setting: Same trail.

*AllRPG's Party of Hope progressed north and crossed the Canadian border. Not long after entering the new land, the party discovered an obviously agitated and disgruntled Prince Mercury running the opposite way.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Justin!...Thou looks like sh*t. What's up?

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/8048/PM1.gif ~ Ring, thank god I ran into you and your misfit American cronies.

*Liz, aika, Talaysen and Monkey D Luffy sigh with displeasure.*

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/8694/PMleft.gif ~ Those asshole Qu?bec seperatists have invaded English Canada and are errecting massive french castles in our cities!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Blast it! We always feared such an attack from the Qu?becois, why we never prepared is beyond me.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ .....

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/8694/PMleft.gif ~ The mighty Skuderya is leading the Qu?becois forces. I, we, this country needs your help Ring!

http://img125.exs.cx/img125/8118/Talaysen_still.jpg ~ Teh fooq?

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Where is Lord Sweetz?!

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/8694/PMleft.gif ~ Big Baby Sweetz has been captured by Skuderya's primary force! He is being held captive in Burlington!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Crap, we were on our way to heed the advice of the drunken sage, but this changes our plans. We must rescue him!

*Monkey D Luffy begins to look very nervous.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ My cool sword is being called by the impending peril.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ We can't go, it's too perilous!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Quiet you.

*Monkey D Luffy starts crying uncontrollably.*

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/8048/PM1.gif ~ Let's go!

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Scene III, Setting: Burlington

*PM and AllRPG's Party of Hope spot a large stone castle in Burlington and head in the direction of their new discovery. Once they reach the castle, and can find no trace of anyone around, they move around to a side wall and gaze up at the top.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Helloooo!

*No one answers.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Helloooo! Is anyone theeere?!

*A few seconds pass. Then a soldier pops his head up and replies.*

Soldier ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif Allo? Who iz it?

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ I am RingWraith, and these are the knights of AllRPG's Party of Hope. Whose castle is this?

Soldier - http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif This iz the castle of my master, Skuderya.

*Just then Skuderya pops his head up and relieves his subordinate.*

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif PM! It'z a very nice a to see you again! This time I will not make the mistake of letting you escape!

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/8048/PM1.gif ~ You bastard, release Lord Sweetz and go back to France!

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif Hawhaw, I will not listen to you, you are Canadien types!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Well what are you then?!

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif Je suis Qu?becois! Why do you think I have this outrrrageous accent you silly wraith!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Then what the hell are you doing in Ontario?!

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif Mind your own business!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ If you will not release Lord Sweetz, we shall take this castle by force!

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons and daughters of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Wraith-of-Ring! You and all your silly English "K-nig-hts"!

http://img125.exs.cx/img125/8118/Talaysen_still.jpg ~ What a strange person.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Now look here...

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

*After a brief pause.*

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7696/Skuderyafront.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif Non. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time a.

*As PM and the party contemplate what to do, the sound of ass whuppings can be heard from behind the castle wall.*

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/8048/PM1.gif ~ What the...?

*Just then, Big Baby Sweetz pops up next to Skuderya.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ The Drunken Sage!!!

*Liz and RW shoot each other another pair of sliver-eyed glares.*

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/2856/Skuderyaright.gif ~ http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2984/France.gif Sacre Bleu!

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/2087/BBSfront.gif ~ Bahaha! The likes of you puny French would never hold me for long. Your guards were incompetent and easily overcome by my wavery brawling. I will teach you Qu?becois a lesson that our government would never have the balls to. Except your women of course, french chicks rock!

*BBS whipped out a couple bottles of Keith's, shook them up vigorously and popped the tops. A cannon stream of Canadian beer shot into Skuderya, rocketting him clear off the castle wall. The party cheered wildly at the marvelous display of oldbie power.*

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Scene IV, Setting: Tim Horton's

*The Party of Hope sits down with the drunken sage, Big Baby Sweetz, to enjoy a donut and converse about how to solve the mystery of the missing members. Prince Mercury has left the group in order to lead the retaliation against the Qu?becois invaders.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Lord Sweetz we have much to discuss.

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ Indeed we do. I learned much while being held captive by Skuderya's forces. As well as through my drunken meditation, I unveiled a sinister grand plot. There was more evil at work in the Qu?becois invasion than you might realize. Someone was pulling the strings behind it all. However the identity of this person may shock you.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Who is this fiend, Lord?

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ ...King Zeal.

*The Party gasps.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ How is that possible? He recently received AllRPG's Super Mod Crown. Kyle passed on his power. I cannot believe this.

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ Believe it. It is so. The over-consumption of Canadian ale has granted me the gift of fore-sight through my meditation. I know of what I speak.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ But why? Why cause an invasion outside of AllRPG's realm?

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ It was an elaborate plot to remove those that Zeal felt still held power, power enough to challenge him with a combined force. That includes you all, Prince Mercury and myself. King Zeal appointed RingWraith the leader of this party because he knew you would seek my advice. Thus with everyone that was a threat congregating in Canada, he set the ball rolling for a Qu?becois invasion, thinking it would eliminate us all. Luckily, he underestimated the power of AllRPG's Canadian faction and we were able to overcome them.

http://img125.exs.cx/img125/8118/Talaysen_still.jpg ~ This is incredible. Zeal has gone horny for power.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Could he...could he also be behind the disapearances of so many powerful members?

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ It makes sense. Kyle's power seemed to be fading, King Zeal had established himself as the largest force in AllRPG, he had the capability.

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ Indeed he is responsible. But Zeal knew that he still did not have the power to remove Kyle. So he began to destroy all those that could have stood between him and the crown in the AllRPG ranks. Fearing retaliation upon the hypothetical discovery of his doings, he plotted our demise, leaving no one at AllRPG with the power to challenge him. Total domination.

*Silence envelops the room. The party mourns the loss of the friendly goofball Zeal they all loved.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ What shall we do, Lord? Do we confront him? How can we save AllRPG?!

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ Eventually yes, you must indeed confront the tyrant. But I will not be going with you. My services are required here. Prince Mercury will need my help in fighting back the remaining Qu?becois forces. So it is up to you five to continue this quest. However, alone I fear you do not have the power still to defeat King Zeal.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ If we do not have the power needed, then why must we progress? Is it not futile?

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ There is one whom you must seek. He is the only one remaining that can stand up to Zeal. He can unite AllRPG, he can re-establish order. If only he would reclaim his powers of modship.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Surely you do not mean HIM?

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/2087/BBSfront.gif ~ I do.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ He turned from that path a long time ago, he has chosen exhile.

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9092/BBSleft.gif ~ There is no other way. You must find him. For the sake off all that is good.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Who?! Who is it?!

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/2087/BBSfront.gif ~ ...Dreamless.

*The party gasps.*

*Talaysen falls out of his seat.*



[b]End, Episode II

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

I forgot how much I loved this PG.

[Lodis]

I'll try my best to actually finish it this time. I've still got my notes for Episode IV. Which should wrap things up.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

Never has the essence of me ever been captured so perfectly. *Glee!*

[Lodis]

Then you'll be mucho pleased with the treatment I have planned for you beyond the one chapter you actually made an appearance in previously.

Actually my only concern is this new 99 picture per post limit. The last chapter I have planned could be rather hefty. I guess I'll just have to break it up.

[Sushi_b]

I like that I died within the first parts of the story. I can't even manage to dodge a urine soaked snowball. Oh well, at least I turned into a blue rupee and not a green one. Keep this one coming Lodis. We never did get to read the ending, so get it done.

[Less Than Liz]

*RingWraith draws his sword and starts flashing and thrashing it around, thinking he's tough. He then strikes a final pose looking seductively handsome with the sun shining behind him, reflecting light off his blade.* *Cough* ;) I like that I died within the first parts of the story. I can't even manage to dodge a urine soaked snowball. Oh well, at least I turned into a blue rupee and not a green one. Keep this one coming Lodis. We never did get to read the ending, so get it done.

Think of it as a compliment. The entire beginning of this story was that all the prominent members had disappeared leaving the rest of us yahoos to carry on by ourselves.

[Lodis]

Here we go, the last of the chapters I managed to complete way back when. Sure doesn't seem like much when posted quickly and consecutively like this, but oh well.

Principle Cast Includes:


http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif [RingWraith]

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif [LessThanLiz]

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif [Talaysen]

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif [aika]

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif [Monkey D Luffy]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif [Dreamless]


AllRPG's Party of Hope: Episode III
Written and Conceived by: RingWraith

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Scene I, Setting: Another dirt path winding deviously through the wilderness of the southern reaches of RPGdom. Discord is more evident in the ranks of AllRPG's Party of Hope than ever before.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Remind me again why I am following you?

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Because the mighty King Zeal appointed me the leader of this party, that's why.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ But Lord Sweetz exposed the tyrant as a tyrannical knife in the back of AllRPG! What significance do his orders hold now?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ Uuuuuuuuuh... I guess BBS never mentioned anything about leadership of the party. Liz, Monkey, what do you think?

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ As long as my cool sword gets its opportunity for ass-kickery, the leader is a trivial matter.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ i didnt even kno u were the leader.i was just followign where u went cuz u were in front...

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Yes Ring, you have a responsibility as being the person walking at the front of the group. Those behind hold only the ability to follow, not to question. Ever walked in a group at a shopping mall? Those behind always following the path of those in front. Same concept here. This the way of the group.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ Interesting. Alright then, it is settled. As long as I am at the front of the group, I am the leader! And if any of ye dare advance on my position I shall...

*Talaysen quickly interjects*

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ ...stabbify you?!

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ Well, I was going to say fart on you, but yes stabbify will suffice. Stabbified like Frodo!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ ...the hell?

*The conversation was abruptly halted as the sound of growling stomachs struck down all hints of content thought.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Geez, when was the last time we ate anything? Let's go kill some baddies and cookify them.

*The party members split up and tried to scrounge up anything they could find seeing as beasts were more scarce than originally suspected. aika managed to scold a demi dragon so dearly that it subjected itself to her and died on the spot. LessThanLiz was walking along peacefully when the space around her shattered like a mirror and she was transported...uh...nowehere, but just became prepped in a battle position facing a rather ominous looking 6-foot Sabre-Toothed Wabbit. Liz proceeded with some mighty fine slicing and dicing as the Sabre-Toothed Wabbit was reduced to not much more than filets and eye balls. Monkey D Luffy hid in a hollow log for fear of dying at any moment. RingWraith and Talaysen crossed paths in the forest and as they crawled over a small ridge, spotted a hairy spider demon taking a nap in a tree.*

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ It's edible.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Indeed. Here's the plan, I run over and stun it while you blast it with some sort of powerful magic spell.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Dude, it's asleep, why the hell do you need to run over and stun it?

*Talaysen rose to his stubby Black Mage feet, waved his wizard staff around in some queer pattern and cast Flare14 1/2. Needless to say, both the spider-demon and the tree were absolutely obliterated. Not much was left aside from a charred stump and bits of molten arachnid.*

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ Bloody hell, man!

*Just then, aika and Liz showed up behind Talaysen and RingWraith brandishing their catches.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif (whispering) ~ Dude, we're being upstaged by women, this demeans us both.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif (whispering) ~ Not my fault...

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Fine, let's try this again. That blast drew the attention of another spider demon, look over there.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ I see him.

*Convinced to put on a great show for the party's fab females, Talaysen and RingWraith proceeded with an all out attack on the spider demon. RingWraith drew its attention and then stabbed it in the eye with a poisoned Morgul Blade. The creature fell to the ground while Talaysen did some queer dance and cast Water4 on it. The spider demon was so overwhelmed by H2O that it drowned...*

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif (speaking sarcastically) ~ Congratulations you two on your spider-toilet flushing.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Pssh, there is only one thing that goes through a guy's mind when he discovers a bug in the toilet...!

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Lock and Load!

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1383/RWshock.gif ~ W3RD!

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ .....

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ The two of you need to be shot.


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Scene II, Setting: After searching for hours and finally uncovering Monkey D Luffy, AllRPG's Party of Hope sits down to enjoy their meal, beneith the stars of a clear night sky and the canopies of the surrounding trees.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Great job with the roasting Talaysen, perfectly done.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Indeed, fancy schmancy.
http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Doomo Arigatoo.
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ I feel special.
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ So where should we be going next? Since exiling himself from the duties of Modship, the presence of Dreamless has been spontaneous and impossible to follow.
http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Indeed it has, however I get the feeling we are on the right track. The name of Ice was last whispered in these forests. Rumours of a nameless exiled warrior of old echo from the south. Perhaps if we are lucky he will find us.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Something that concerns me though is what help he truly can be in the fight against Zeal. Again, he no longer holds his powers. He has few abilities out of the range of the four of us.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ five!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ I think it unwise to underestimate his abilities. Do not forget that he was once one of the supreme members of the CSNP, the elite knights of AllRPG. Beside the point was his skill to close threads in a snap. His oldbie knowledge even rivals that of Lord Sweetz. As long as he is not too far out of shape, I believe he will be a great asset to our cause.

*RingWraith takes a moment to reflect back on his past path crossings with the one he originally came to know as Ice.*

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif (thinking to himself) ~ The original NHL Playoff Pool, who could forget his valiant battle to segregate himself from the Steve Zone? The Caps did good that year my friend. However, once they fell in battle you handed the torch to me as I took first in the pool to ensure the crushing of the infidels you so wished to be crushed (Jono and Steve). The Brightest flame burns out most quickly. The AllRPG Survivor Event, who could forget his remarkable team leadership and irreplacable random knowledge? Castigar pride! Psshaw indeed. Good times, never to be forgotten.

*RingWraith snapped out of his trance and spoke more assuredly to his party than he ever had before.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ We will find Dreamless, no matter how long it takes. He will help us save AllRPG. I know he will.

*AllRPG's Party of Hope sets out at day break. Wandering through the bush on various trails in a way that could only be described as aimlessly.*

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Scene III, Setting: Generally the same area, the Party of Hope now continues with the aimless walking routine hoping to find the legendary Dreamless.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Has the thought ever crossed your mind that you spend too much time online?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif (answering particluarly with haste and assuredness) ~ No.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ That's what I figured, why did I even ask?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Iono.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Iono indeed.

*RingWraith just then realizes that aika has gradually yet assuredly moved almost to the front of the group's march in what he believed to be some scheme to take the lead of the party. RingWraith then sprung into action, leaping several metres in front of everyone, reclaiming his title of marching leader. He then unsheathed his sword and started doing pointlessly exhuberant and flashy moves to make himself look tough. The display was finalized by a masculin pose before the rising sun whose light radiated through the morning dew glimmering a triumphant beacon of cool from RingWraith's sword.*

*Liz leans toward aika and asks a question.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Why the hell does he keep doing that? Is he trying to be seductive or something?

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ I have no idea. If he is, he has no chance. I mean, his backside is flat. He has no ass.

*RingWraith rips a mighty fart.*

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ Where do you think that came from?! Huh?! Huh?!

*Just then a wave of disturbed leaves could be heard and seen in the canopy above. Something out of sight was moving through the flora towards the Party of Hope. An indistinguishable figure then came running out of the leaf cover and lept from the branch crossing the path some 20 feet above. The figure was tall and wrapped in its cape. The unknown entity did several fancy flips and twists before landing flat on its forehead. The figure didn't even bounce...It looked incredibly painfull. The enigma then sprung to its feet and threw open its cape revealing its identity.*

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/9708/icecapeym6.gif ~ Peek-a-boo!!!

*The Party of Hope falls to the ground anime style.*

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Thou looks like sh*t.

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ That's my line, aika!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Who is this aika you speak of? I am Mai.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ ...WTF?!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Address me as Mai or you shall die!

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Eek!... Seriously though Scott, you do look awful...

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4939/maguscloakfrontym1.gif ~ Bah, yous kno not things! *hic* Consumed I have maybe to mny ethyl hydro-carbons. That all is... *hic*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ I think he's trying to say that he's drunk.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ I heard alcohol makes you stupid.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8601/maguscapeqf0.gif ~ No I'm... doesn't...

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Dreamless, Scott whatever, we have been searching for you for days. Lord Sweetz sent us here to find you, to seek your aid. AllRPG is...

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3333/maguspointleftpq3.gif ~ Yur not real...! *hic* Stoopid commie socialist never send me to you...!

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Dreamless, AllRPG is in great peril. We must go somewhere secure and inform you of the current circumstance.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5004/maguslaughfrontkd2.gif ~ Tee hee, c*m.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ This is hopeless...

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ We could just knock him out and drag his carcass somewhere safe until he sobers up.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7389/magusarmsupfrontdn6.gif ~ Oh, oh you wanna get f*cked up Missy! Let's bring this have at on you...!

*Dreamless takes a swing at aika, but misses and ends up smoking Monkey D Luffy. Monkey was out like a Canadian on Boxing Day. Dreamless in his stooped swagger, fell over and clocked his head on a big tree root. With both down and out, the four standing members of AllRPG's Party of Hope could not help but look on in stupification of the sheer sadness of what just transpired.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ What do we do now? What a waste of time...

*At that moment, an inexplicable swarm of dark clouds began congregating directly over head the incident. Thunder rocked the sky and lightning opened the heavens. Out of the split shone a bright beam of light eminating a holy chorus. Predictably, a gargantuan and bare male arm protruded from the openeing along with a booming voice to make all widows weep.*

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ Needeth my intervention this world does, for the balance of power has tipped and forth has come the chaos of no NHL Thread.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gifhttp://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gifhttp://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gifhttp://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gifhttp://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ Lord Enishi!

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ It is by my consent that I return the Senior Moderator Powers of old to the great warrior known as Dreamless. With this gift, sons and daughters of AllRPG, save your home and restore the justice you deserve.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Why don't you just kill King Zeal?

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ Infidel! I am not to directly interefere with the workings of your limited world!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ But you are doing just that in reviving Dreamless' Mod powers?!

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ Blast you peasant, I am not to interfere directly with anything of my choosing, now be silenced before I smite thee with a vigorous finger poking!

*Enishi stretches his special Symphonic Admin Wand from the sky and conducts The Ritual-Ancient Battle-2nd Kroykah (http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=427447&song=The+Ritual%2FAncient+Battle%2F2nd+Kroykah) , which reinvigorated the comatose body beneith the tree. Dreamless rose to his feet, fully healed and charged with the power thought lost forever.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Where is Lord Serge, my Lord Enishi? Will he not also aid the peoples of AllRPG in their hour of need?

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ Uh...Lord Sergg is passed out on the couch... he will adress your issues at his leisure...

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Unbelievable, you two finally met?!

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ Indeed. The cancellation of the NHL season resulted in some behavior for which we were unprepared. The situation drew us together to console one another over the loss of our greatly loved Red Wings.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Aw, how cute...

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ The Red Wings will see their glory restored, and you will learn your place child! You will feel the cold blade of my spear of banning yet!

*Enishi returned to the Admin realm, closing the split in the sky and dispersing the clouds. All was quiet until the Party of Hope turned around and gazed upon the glowing sexiness of...*

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ I'm Ice, baby.



*Talaysen falls down.*


End, Episode III

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

I'd totally **** PG me.

[Lodis]

We all would. Even Liz, she just doesn't know it.

Well I'm headed out to Vancouver on Tuesday to solve my residence issue for the upcoming semester, so I won't get started on Episode IV for a week or so. Hang tough oldbies.

[Lodis]

Blargh, sorry peeps. The finale of this PG hasn't gone really as planned. It turned out to be quite large and so I've had to break it up into chunklets. Consider this, Episode IV, as chunklet numero uno.



Principle Cast Includes:


http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif [RingWraith]

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif [LessThanLiz]

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif [Talaysen]

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif [aika/Mai]

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif [Monkey D Luffy]

http://www.rpg-icons.com/images/icons/ct/pcs/magus/front.gif
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif [Dreamless/Ice]


AllRPG's Party of Hope: Episode IV
Written and Conceived by: RingWraith

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Scene I, Setting: The southern reaches of RPGdom. The newly revitalized and apparently sober swashbuckler known as Dreamless has been infused with the lost powers of Ice, and now confronts AllRPG's Party of Hope on the situation.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6219/maguspointfrontbi2.gif ~ I have been re-sexyified. But by what right does this party seek me? Explain before I use your heads as rugby balls, your backs as foot rests, and your boobs as pillows!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ AllRPG is under threat of tyrrany. By King Zeal.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7180/magusnodfrontie0.gif ~ I'm in.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gifhttp://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gifhttp://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gifhttp://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ ..... whoa.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Well that was easy, what the hell Mai, you're a genius.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Ice, Lord Big Baby Sweetz guided us towards your rumoured path in an effort to recruit you.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Damn Canadian did something right for once. Where is the fool now?

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1383/RWshock.gif ~ He leads the combative retaliation force against the Qu?becois whom King Zeal coerced into invading english Canada.

*Dreamless drops to the ground holding his sides while laughing his ass off.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ .....

*Dreamless springs back to his feet*

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7389/magusarmsupfrontdn6.gif ~ Alright. I have heard enough, and deduced a plan of action against the queenly jerk grande known as Zeal. Since he has acquired the life force rupees of so many oldbie members I am the only one left that can stand against him.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ How did you know of the disappearing members?

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7016/magusleftarmfrontpx3.gif ~ Telekinesis.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ You mean telepathy?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4939/maguscloakfrontym1.gif ~ Erm, that was a typo.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ You're speaking not typing!

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8601/maguscapeqf0.gif ~ Shut up.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ When du i get to speek?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ What was that? Ring, did you hear something?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ Ya, could of swore something was trying to get our attention.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ O four the love of god!

*Monkey D Luffy posts a full frontal pic of a nude she-male in an effort to get noticed.*

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1383/RWshock.gifhttp://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gifhttp://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gifhttp://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gifhttp://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gifhttp://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2042/icecapeyp8.gif ~ Aaaghh!!1

*A menacing swarm of grey clouds then began swirling above head as all members of the Party save for Luffy instinctively ducked for cover. Lord Enishi's arm protruded from the clouds brandishing a ginormous steel spear which he then hurled down towards the land.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ It's the spear of banning, eveybody move!

*Just then Monkey D Luffy stumbles over a beetle ironically causing the spear of banning to just miss.*

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Dude, nice dodge.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ That's what I do.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/719/enishi2bm9.jpg ~ Blast it all. Well whatever, that's my quota for the day.

*Enishi retrieved the spear of banning and returned to the Admin realm closing the clouds above and dispersing them.*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Everybody all right?

*RingWraith strikes a glare at Dreamless and shouts*

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/1955/RWwin.gif ~ Scott put down the f*cking bottle!

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3617/magusdeadwt1.gif ~ Right, sorry. My bad.

*Dreamless hands it over to Liz*

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3333/maguspointleftpq3.gif ~ Here, this Bud's for you.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Heroes and booze don't mix.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ But girls and booze do!

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1830/magusrightarmfrontwm4.gif ~ Damn right mini mage! High five!

*Taken off guard by Talaysen's witty, sexist chauvinism Dreamless wraps his arm around the Black Mage's neck and walks away from the group all chummy-like.*

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ I can't breathe!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Non-sense, you don't even have a face.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ Looks like he's avoiding the rest of us for the time being.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ He's been concious for all of 5 minutes and he's already formulated a plan. Amazing.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7774/magusleftxp2.gif ~ While I may be able to stand against Zeal, I will need all of your help in getting to him. Thusly a few of you will require specific, yet individual training from none other than myself in order to take part in this plan. The mage is first.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gif ~ This should be interesting.

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1383/RWshock.gif ~ I'm scared.

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Eeeeeeeee!!!

*A number of paces away from the rest of the party, Dreamless begins his instruction of Talaysen. How many paces you ask? Not too many. Not too few either. Just the right number. How many paces? Oh for the love of... Ok, let's just say, um... twelve.*

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Black Mage Talaysen, I do not know you overly well but I have observed your posting skill from afar. You have much potential and thusly I entrust to you the most sacred spell in AllRPG history.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Is it a stabbing spell?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ No, it is a transmorphing spell.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ So let me guess. I will be inflicting the final crippling blow upon Zeal after you weaken him to a transmorphable state?

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7180/magusnodfrontie0.gif ~ Indeed.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ And I am turning Zeal into what exactly?

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1830/magusrightarmfrontwm4.gif ~ A cheesecake.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Lol.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Mock it not pitiful midget mage, for the greatest sorcerors in AllRPG's history could barely handle the power of this spell. The slightest error in its enchantment and your target could be turned into any manner of unspeakable horror.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ What if Zeal casts reflect on himself?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ No worries, I will duct tape his mouth.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ How exactly do you plan to weaken King Zeal enough for this spell to take effect?

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4232/magusshakeheadfrontqn5.gif ~ Iono. Fret not, I shall devise a flawless plan with ease when the time comes. Zeal is no match after all for my cunning and superior intellect.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ You are truly that smart?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6379/Talaysenfront.gif ~ Yes.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Morons.

*Talaysen gasps.*

*After finshing his training with Talaysen, Dreamless and his apprentice return to the other members of the party. RingWraith and Mai are engaged in a deep discussion.*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck COULD in fact chuck wood?

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Slightly less than your mom.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1663/RWright.gif ~ Oh ho touch?.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ The mage is ready. The rest of you will learn what you need on the way. Mai, once we return to the central grounds of RPGdom I need you and Liz to recruit as many loyal AllRPG members as you can to our cause. When the time comes, we will need troops. Just flash them a couple times and that should do the trick.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1342/Liz.gifhttp://img122.exs.cx/img122/5918/aika.gif ~ Sigh.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Ring, I need you to be my wingman as I enter the Grand Castle of AllRPG in search of Zeal.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/4714/RingWraith.gif ~ Sweet.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2101/magusfrontwi5.gif ~ Monkey, we need cannon fodder so... make sure you stand where I tell you to.

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/6428/MonkeyDLuffy.gif ~ What the f*ck?!

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3333/maguspointleftpq3.gif ~ Are you all prepared? No? Too bad! We depart now, for that which awaits us!

*Talaysen fall down*


End, Episode IV

[Void]

I was wondering when someone would post a PG.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

Oooo the inside jokes are a'plenty!!

*sits and waits*

Yes, I am vain enough to even adore my PG self.

[Less Than Liz]

I actually burst out laughing at the Princess Bride line and my sister gave me the weirdest look....

[Lodis]

You have a sister?! Did I know that?

[Less Than Liz]

I have a sister and a brother. My sister had a friend sleeping over last night so I actually got double looked at because I was staring at a computer screen with little PG icons on it. To someone not in The Know, this would be weird.

I wonder if I have Hold the Mayo on my computer still....

[Lodis]

If you do, find it, repost it.

[Atlas]

Awesome PG, Lodis. Real talent.

[Lodis]

You have my thanks. I just wish I had more than two or three returning readers. =/

[Atlas]

It's their lack of ability to vocalize their appreciation. That's all.

[Lodis]

Sticky!

Muaha.

[Atlas]

Yes, sir. Your talented creation is most worthy.

[Matron]

I like it. If you do any others though, maybe I could be included too? Since I'm trying to be more active and all that.

[Atlas]

Hahaha^

Hahaha...

hrm

[Matron]

Are you laughing at me? Did I say something funny?

[Less Than Liz]

I'm afraid I only have the second installment on this computer :(

[Cyrus the virus]

I'm too vain to respond to it until I'm involved.

Though I've read it. Maybe!

[Atlas]

I am the same way, Cyrus; but, I decided to leggo o' teh vanity for once.

[Lodis]

I'll see what I can do as far as adding in some fresh faces. It's got to be done in a way that works with the story though, or I won't do it.

By the way, is there a PG icon sign up thread around? I don't know who is attached to what icon these days.

[Atlas]

There's not. I'll see about that...

[Less Than Liz]

I like the icon you're using now, Lodis.

[Phakiel]

This has no Phakiel in it. Phakiel will resume to ignore this thread now.

[Cyrus the virus]

I have read it, actually, I was just unsure of what to say besides 'GOOD JOB!', but I suppose that would have been nice :p Good job!

[Atlas]

Lodis, continue with it.

It's actually more than mildly amusing. So, on with it! It's ORDERS!

[Lodis]

Ordering me to do something is about the last way by which you would get me to do it.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

Pretty please?

[twerp]

Lodis, the fact that you remembered most of our PGs is enough for me.