commedians you hate

[JustATemp]

i honestly watched an episode of "home improvement" today and realised something.. i HATE Tim Allen. and Richard Kharne. and whoever the hell plays jill. she just looks like a bitch.


what comeidans do you hate/love?

[Phakiel]

Carlos Mencia, I ****ing HATE HATE HATE this asshole. Like physically hate him.

Just look at this pile of shit

http://www.uterwincenter.com/applause/2006/sep06ap/images/MENCIA.jpg

Dude is just asking to get punched. Look at that stupid jacket, hope he dies from a grave infection.

Additionally, I hate him because he makes up spanish words so name stuff and that just pisses me off, because it shouldnt be funny.

Also, this is his wife

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amy_Mencia/CarlosMencia_Charbonne_14880025.jpg

She...well she looks kinda tubby and all but her tits look good, and Mencia does not deserve a wife with cute tits.

****ing Asshole.

[Hyde]

Mencia is a ****ing joke. I second him. I'm also not fond of Dave Chapelle, but, I don't think I HATE him....I HATE Mencia.

[JustATemp]

motion passed. mencia will always be the cursing, annoying little cousin of George Lopez.

[Phakiel]

Just that George Lopez is actually funny.

[Evil]

Dane Cook. Oh wait, you asked for comedians. Sorry. I thought you said douche bags.

Let's see...

Tom Green?

[JustATemp]

Just that George Lopez is actually funny.

my point exactly.

[Matron]

I miss Sam Kinison. And George Carlin. And Mitch Hedburg. All my favorites are dead. I'll have to think of who all I hate, I'm actually pretty easily amused most of the time.

[JustATemp]

also, celine dion. and nickleback.

edit: wait, that's canadian. nevermind.

[Powerslave]

Ugh, Carlos Mencia and Tim Allen are really ****ing brutal.

[Abominari]

Robin Williams

[Atlas]

Robin Williams

He's an amazing actor, though.


Don't **** with me.

[JustATemp]

for me, he stopped being funny and good after he stopped coke. now he kinda acts like jerry luis.. it makes me wretch every time i hear him babble.

[Hyde]

How about that guy with Muscular Dystrophy? I can't stand that guy. He just isn't funny. I can't think of his name...

[Phakiel]

Are you talking about Josh Blue?

I dont like him either, people just laugh because of his disability but his jokes are not funny.

[Hyde]

Are you talking about Josh Blue?

I dont like him either, people just laugh because of his disability but his jokes are not funny.

That's it! Yes!

And I agree. He isn't funny. He's unfortunate. I guess you can say, if nothing else, that at least he's happy enough to laugh at himself.

[Phakiel]

He has made me laugh at some stuff he says but overall sometimes his disability gets the best of him and he gets uninteligible and the mood is lost and so are the laughs.

I think he won just because of his disability, I was rooting for Joey Gay during that season. But hell, at least that Roz chick hot eliminated, I hated her, she wasnt funny at all, even Blue made me laugh but not Roz, all she did was scream.

EDIT: BTW, great avy Abominari, made me want to look for the scene and thrown down a quickie. I still think that scene was overkill though. Gianna, Carmella and Shyla, car washing, at the same time? Its just not ****ing fair.

[Cyrus the virus]

I didn't mind Josh Blue too much. I find he's at least more original than Alonzo.

[moogle]

Of course, the obligatory Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and Carrot Top. Also, Jerry Seinfeld (sorry), Tom Papa, and Dennis Miller.

[Cyrus the virus]

I think Carrot Top's pretty funny considering his stupid shtick.

[Blackdragon]

I think Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia, and Dane Cook are pretty funny most of the times. I can't understand the hate for them. Can't think of anyone I dislike. If they can make me laugh, they're cool in my book.

[Phakiel]

I think Carrot Top's pretty funny considering his stupid shtick.

Certainly you jest.

[Indigo]

Anyone who acted in "Hope and Faith".

[Phakiel]

Oh that show was downright horrible. BUT at least it didnt last the offensive number of seasons Everybody Loves Raymond did.

EDIT: That reminds me, I ****ing hate Ray Romano. Get your speech fixed you mumbling idiot.

[Hyde]

I HATE Jerry Seinfeld. He isn't funny.

And Carrot Top is awful too. He only has the occasional funny bit(Like the Paris Hilton panties with a Library Card attached to see who'd been in them lately)

[Cyrus the virus]

Certainly you jest.

Nah! It's pretty easy to dislike him on principle, but he has some decent stuff. In the end it's just prop comedy, but some of it is really clever. Also, he seems to realize just how valuable his work is, which redeems him for me.

I never liked Seinfeld's stand-up. I think in the hands of someone with really amazing delivery, his jokes can be funny.

[Polygon]

Mencia is a ****ing joke. I second him. I'm also not fond of Dave Chapelle, but, I don't think I HATE him....I HATE Mencia.

He does have some good stuff, like his portrayal of Lil' Cris kills me.

I really don't like Carrot Top, George Lopez, and Mencia. Also, Dane Cook isn't a very good stand up comedian but he's not a bad comedy actor.

[Hyde]

Dane Cook is ridiculously hit or miss. SOME of his bits are really good...but more often than not he just sounds/looks hyperactive.

[Abominari]

He's an amazing actor, though.


Don't **** with me.
Not in anything that requires him to be funny. Or sane.

[Atlas]

RV was the shit, man.

:P Just joking. I actually never saw that; nor will I. I always thought he was a fabulous actor and sometimes funny, too.

What Dreams May Come was pretty cool, I thought. That might not count as sane, though.

[Tenacious P]

I wouldn't hate Dane Cook if he didn't have that annoying fake laugh during every pause in his routine.

[Cyrus the virus]

I really laughed the first time I heard his Superman Shirt joke. Not the next thirty times, though.

The first time I ever heard him, though, was in my friend's car while listening to one of Cook's CDs. It was reeeaaaally funny at the time, but I got tired of him fast.

Also can I discuss a comedian I love? Louis CK. I guess that isn't much of a discussion.

[moogle]

Also can I discuss a comedian I love? Louis CK. I guess that isn't much of a discussion.
Funny, because people are always comparing Dane Cook to Louis CK. They've got a similar style. Louis CK is actually funny though.

[Cyrus the virus]

Absolutely.

[BAMAJAMA]

Seinfeld puts me to sleep. A little belated moment of silence for Carlin.