Giving it a whirl

[Suitcase]

Yo
I'm "Baby"'s roommate. Giving this a whirl as I love RPGs and gaming in general and it has been a while since I tried this forum thing.

[Indigo]

Welcome. I guess it's safe to say that a friend of Baby's is a friend of all of us.

Yay there's like 3 English residents here now(counting with me).

[Matron]

Welcome to the boards!

[Phakiel]

Welcome, like FE said, any friend of Baby's is our friend. Hope you like it here, just remember to avoid public nudity, stay off drugs, don't murder anyone and don't sleep with any of your teachers, it never works out as well as you think.

[Suitcase]

Thank you all for the kind welcome. It looks like it will be a hilarious experience.

[Indigo]

10 posts in less than 10 minutes. i think this newbie just broke a record :P

[Suitcase]

Half of them were trying to get you to be less of a creep. Glad you're keeping tabs.

[Indigo]

You tried and you succeeded. I'm liking you already(And i don't like people very often).

[Phakiel]

And people dont like you either, prick.

[Suitcase]

Good. Not a lot of people like me.

[Indigo]

And people dont like you either, prick.

I love you.

[Phakiel]

...

I love you too.

[Suitcase]

Can you take your homosexuality somewhere else? I am homophobic.

[Phakiel]

But its just homoerotism, not homosexuality.

[Suitcase]

For him it is. For you I believe it is clean cut homosexuality.

[Indigo]

Can you take your homosexuality somewhere else? I am homophobic.

You know you love it. Don't hide.

[Electric Banana]

But its just homoerotism, not homosexuality.

Well, I'm erect.

...waaaait...that's YOUR line.


Welcome to the forums, Suitcase! :)

[Suitcase]

So your gf has really nice hair............................................


Not you EB. But cheers for the welcome.

[Indigo]

So your gf has really nice hair............................................


Not you EB. But cheers for the welcome.


Yeah she does. And thank you. We use the same shampoo.

[Phakiel]

AND PANTIES!

[Suitcase]

What would that be? I've been thinking of changing mine.



****, not the panties, the shampoo. You bastards are too fast for me.

[Electric Banana]

AND PANTIES!

hahahaha...zing!

[Cyrus the virus]

Tell us all of Baby's annoying habits :)

[Suitcase]

She strolls around naked and she destroys everything. As for make up, it doesn't go more than eyeliner and lipgloss. I should know because she steals mine.


What?

[Indigo]

What would that be? I've been thinking of changing mine.



****, not the panties, the shampoo. You bastards are too fast for me.

Our shampoo is :


http://www.madisonmag.com.au/images/mad/GetTheLook/john_Frieda_263x387.jpg


If you're genuinely interested.


She strolls around naked and she destroys everything. As for make up, it doesn't go more than eyeliner and lipgloss. I should know because she steals mine.


What?

wait I'm confused now. Are you a guy?

[Suitcase]

I am confused too FE. Are you a guy?

[Indigo]

I am confused too FE. Are you a guy?

YES!!!

What now I can't use shampoo that deals with my flaws?

...wait a second, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

[Phakiel]

I am confused too, am I a guy?

Also, it appears Baby is sort of a Tazmanian Devil with great eyes.

[Suitcase]

And a killer smile. I love Baby and liking her unusual menagerie that she calls online friends.

[Indigo]

And a killer smile. I love Baby and liking her unusual menagerie that she calls online friends.

Enough of changing subjects.

[Suitcase]

What is the subject? It went from hello to homosexuality to shampoo to Baby.

[Cyrus the virus]

Baby's smile is delightful. She was here for a while before posting a picture of her smiling, it's enchanting and all that.

SO. Giving it a whirl. Giving it a whirl is fun. Welcome? How is this for being on-topic?

[Suitcase]

If you venture a guess as to what FE's topic is let me know. That guy(?) is delightful.

[Phakiel]

If these were better times, we'd have our own sitcom. I would be pretty much like Fez from that 70s show but I actually dont have such a thick accent, I think.

[Indigo]

What is the subject? It went from hello to homosexuality to shampoo to Baby.

I didn't know homosexuals could have babies after using shampoo.

[Suitcase]

You learn something new everyday young jedi.

[Cyrus the virus]

I'd try to be Hyde but I'd probably come across more like Eric.

[Indigo]

Wait if you're a guy why do you have makeup?

[Phakiel]

FUN FAC: Some hermaphrodites can develop great interest and skills in sports, ask Liz when you see her/he/it.

[Indigo]

FUN FAC: Some hermaphrodites can develop great interest and skills in sports, ask Liz when you see her/he/it.

http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/9-quina-c.jpg

[Cyrus the virus]

Hey now, she hardly posts anymore and I bet it's because of that sort of thing. Enough!

[Indigo]

Hey now, she hardly posts anymore and I bet it's because of that sort of thing. Enough!

OR! it could be because you flirt with her so much.

[Phakiel]

Hey man, 78% of my posts regarding Liz are about her gigantic penis, I have nothing but praise towards her humongous member. I have run some number and to my calculations, and several reviews, her dick is the size of my car. I drive a Corolla.

[Suitcase]

Wait if you're a guy why do you have makeup?

If men can straighten their hair they can use make up

[Indigo]

If men can straighten their hair they can use make up

... Yeah okay.

[Suitcase]

Glad we are in agreement.

[Matron]

If men can straighten their hair they can use make up


I was going to make a comment about guys who straighten their hair shouldn't crack wise about guys wearing make up, but you beat me to it.

[Indigo]

(Y)


So. You've been here for a short period of time and it looks like you already fit right in...

Give us more dirt on Baby please :D

[Suitcase]

What do you want to know? I charge for real dirt. She's a notorious girl.

[Indigo]

What do you want to know? I charge for real dirt. She's a notorious girl.

You're a guy who lives with Baby... Does lust ever take over?

[Suitcase]

That's dirt on me, not her!

[Matron]

Well you can spread your own dirt wherever you want!

[Indigo]

Yes.. Feel free.

Please open up to us :D

[Suitcase]

My dirt is even more expensive than Baby's.

[Indigo]

Well at least we know you did lust after Baby, otherwise you wouldn't go on about your dirt so much.

[Suitcase]

How do you know it's not the other way around?

[Indigo]

Uh... I don't know, because saying "NO" is so much easier?

[Suitcase]

You're cute.

[Indigo]

You're cute.

What I aim for.

I seriously thought you were a guy for a second. I don't know too many girls who're into GTA.

[Suitcase]

I know you did. It was fun while it lasted!

[Indigo]

I know you did. It was fun while it lasted!

you're lucky i'm so gullible... :(

[Suitcase]

Yeah well! Shame on you.

[Electric Banana]

you're lucky i'm so gullible... :(

The cute ones always are.

[Indigo]

EB <3

Well this is probably one of the intro threads with the most pages EVER! and it was today as well.

Suitcase, what part of London are you at?

[Suitcase]

We're in St John's Woods. Rooming with Baby for a month or two.

[Indigo]

I'll be moving to London on the 2nd week of September for university. I got a place in the University of Arts London. I'll be living in a place called Furzedown and studying in Elephant and Castle.

Why are you in London? Are you studying there?

[Suitcase]

As long as you're not living in Elephant and Castle.

I just am. Got a problem?

I work in London.

[Indigo]

As long as you're not living in Elephant and Castle.

I just am. Got a problem?

I work in London.

Oh yeah I'd never live in Elephant and Castle that's one of the roughest places in London. It would be a death sentence.

Where do you work?

I just asked because London is not really the cheapest place to live in.

[Phakiel]

You know, all these "location" questions coming from an emo myspace stalker has not turned any spook alarms off? this amazing.

[Indigo]

You know, all these "location" questions coming from an emo myspace stalker has not turned any spook alarms off? this amazing.

I'm just curious. And I'm not a myspace stalker :S

[Suitcase]

No. Two of us and we both aced krav maga and I'm out of the army! I work near King's Cross.

[Indigo]

No. Two of us and we both aced krav maga and I'm out of the army! I work near King's Cross.

lol

I kinda meant what do you do.

I love king's cross.

[Suitcase]

The first was for pervy boy.

You said where not what. Take a guess!

[Indigo]

Well maybe I articulated it wrong. :s

Anyway. Nice to know meet you. :D

[Suitcase]

Finally!

[Indigo]

lol


So sue me for not taking the sentence "nice to meet you" so lightly.

[Suitcase]

I intend to. It would be easy! ;)

[Indigo]

I intend to. It would be easy! ;)

... Shit

[Phakiel]

I can see this ending in Fallen Emanuel getting pregnant.

[Indigo]

I can see this ending in Fallen Emanuel getting pregnant.

I lol'd. WTF?!

And please, elaborate.

[Suitcase]

That made me laugh.

[Indigo]

That made me laugh.

Wait until you see his penis.

(or lack thereof)

[Phakiel]

Well I aint no scientist, I just think thats the most reasonable conclussion. And damn 9 pages? Its gonna be ironic when Suitcase disappears after a couple days of posting.

[Indigo]

Well I aint no scientist, I just think thats the most reasonable conclussion. And damn 9 pages? Its gonna be ironic when Suitcase disappears after a couple days of posting.

I know. Interesting that in less than a day this thread beats most of our RPG discussions. What has the world come to?

[Suitcase]

Well I aint no scientist, I just think thats the most reasonable conclussion. And damn 9 pages? Its gonna be ironic when Suitcase disappears after a couple days of posting.

You want to get rid of me already? What a prick. And in my own welcome thread.

[Indigo]

You want to get rid of me already? What a prick. And in my own welcome thread.

What he meant is that people don't really stay for that long :(

[Suitcase]

Now you're taking his side? You're so fickle.

[Indigo]

Now you're taking his side? You're so fickle.

I'm not questioning that you wont stay here for long.

I like you, so I hope you stay here for long =]

[Suitcase]

Oh with that kind of attitude, why would people stay?

Kidding. I will hang around whether you like it or not.

[Phakiel]

No I want you to stay, wheter you are the sad/surprised cute blonde or the funny chubby guy with a cigarrette in his hand, you seem like a fun person.

[Indigo]

Oh with that kind of attitude, why would people stay?

Kidding. I will hang around whether you like it or not.

I like.

[Suitcase]

I resent that. I am not cute, I am gorgeous.

[Phakiel]

Uhmmm, ok.

[Indigo]

I resent that. I am not cute, I am gorgeous.

Right you are.

[Suitcase]

So what's the deal with you Phakiel?

[Indigo]

So what's the deal with you Phakiel?

He likes little girls.

[Phakiel]

So what's the deal with you Phakiel?

What do you mean?

[Baby]

WTF this is the longest welcome thread ever. Belle is just so popular in a manly way.

Phak, I wonder sometimes what the deal with you is but in such a loving way you won't even imagine it. :D

[Phakiel]

What the hell are you people talking about? What do you mean whats the deal with me?

[Baby]

I rly don't know but it seemed to confuse you enough for me to jump in :D

[Phakiel]

Well I dont know what you are talking about.

I have several personality disorders and unbalances, I am aware I am not well or well adjusted. I can function in the world but I have issues. I am narcissistic, cynical, prone to anger and profanity, have a terrible case of adult ADD, am incredibly depraved sexually and materialistic.

But I dont have a "deal" or anything. I am just confused Baby, go post a picture bending over or something.

[Cyrus the virus]

I love this thread.

And I haven't flirted with Liz in a LONG time. She's really ****ing cute, though.

[Indigo]

We should make a London gang. blood. (that was meant to sound a bit chavy)

da landan gang blowd

[Dick Fitzwell]

Holy 11 pages batman.

Well uh, hi. To suitcase, not baby. over half this thread is about asking for info on her. So ill-mannered :(

[Suitcase]

Well I dont know what you are talking about.

I have several personality disorders and unbalances, I am aware I am not well or well adjusted. I can function in the world but I have issues. I am narcissistic, cynical, prone to anger and profanity, have a terrible case of adult ADD, am incredibly depraved sexually and materialistic.



You are pure gold.

[Phakiel]

I like to think of myself as a huge box filled with surprises and aberrations.

[Indigo]

I like to think of myself as a huge box filled with surprises and aberrations.

you never know what you're gonna get.

[LagDragon]

Welcome to the forums, lady.

Can I come live with you and Baby in sunny London? I promise I won't be a bother, and I give an amazing full body massage.

[Phakiel]

All that and a british accent.

[Indigo]

Welcome to the forums, lady.

Can I come live with you and Baby in sunny London? I promise I won't be a bother, and I give an amazing full body massage.

Sunny London? I'm sorry but I'm afraid that doesn't exist. You could live in rainy London though.

[LagDragon]

I was only kidding about the sunny part. I could deal with the horrible weather if I had roomies like Baby and Suitcase.

Pillow fight!

[Phakiel]

I would pretty much put alcohol in everything they eat or drink, then just sit in the dark, on a couch, with a cigar in my hand, waiting for magic to happen.

[Suitcase]

You will find that London has been unbearably sunny.

Yes you can, LagDragon.

Alcohol is a british woman's water.

[Phakiel]

So? I dont want you passed out, just merry.

[Mark]

oh god...some of you people just make me sick...I mean come on we all know the only drink like water is 252's and Four Horsemen. :p

[Indigo]

Alcohol is a british woman's water.

too true.

[Fabs]

You seem strangely familiar, did we ever talk? O_o

Anywho welcome, and tell Baby to answer her phone more often!

[UO_Duck]

Hey man, 78% of my posts regarding Liz are about her gigantic penis, I have nothing but praise towards her humongous member. I have run some number and to my calculations, and several reviews, her dick is the size of my car. I drive a Corolla.

So, is the reason you talk about Liz's penis constantly because you're a closet f****t or because you lack one yourself?

[LagDragon]

Yes you can, LagDragon.

*glee*

You have very pretty eyes, by the way.

[Devil King]

What has this thread become?

By the way, welcome to the forums.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

So, is the reason you talk about Liz's penis constantly because you're a closet f****t or because you lack one yourself?

It's more of a complete inability to get laid.

[Devil King]

Yeah.

Phak picks on Liz way too much, to the point where it's not even funny anymore. Never really was to begin with.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

Not sure it was ever meant to be; I've always assumed it was the fat kid at school who was rejected by the popular girl so he ended up writing scathing entries in his livejournal.

[LagDragon]

Poor old Phakiel is getting a good ol' fashion ribbing.

Hehe, let's see how he takes it.

[Phakiel]

I am crying.

[UO_Duck]

I would care, but I don't.

[DrunkSwashbuckler]

He's still funny in most other regards, so it's all good.

[UO_Duck]

Haven't seen much funny recently, so I can't quite agree with you there.

[Atlas]

Phakiel is like a used condom. Glad you had it but flushing it down the toilet just seems most appropriate.

[UO_Duck]

funny, I would actually think that metaphor be better used for your moderation skills

though less like a used condom and more like an STD-infected one that you need to get rid of immediately but oh shit too late you've already got AIDS

[Atlas]

How kind of you.

[UO_Duck]

i'm full of nice compliments today

[Atlas]

Funny how you see compliments invertedly.

[UO_Duck]

it's boring to see the world in only one way

close the world, open the next

:)

[Atlas]

Yes... Seeing the world through your tender, precious eyes must be some wonder. Although, seeing so many belt straps might annoy me after a while.

[UO_Duck]

you do realize that I hate belts and all manner of goth attire, right?

this is why I hate tetsuya nomura


all aboard the assumption train!

[Jarrid]

Seriously, folks. PM each other or something. This is an introduction thread for a new member. Show some respect.

[Atlas]

Yes! Listen to this guy.

*runs*

[Sushi_b]

Without divulging in the entire thread which seems to have gotten off course, Welcome to the Allrpg forums. I suppose you don't need it so much at this point since this thread is quite long. Have a great stay. :)

[Suitcase]

How refreshing, sushi! Thank you.