Poof! I am a Magician!

[Poofy]

O.o

o.O

'ello. I'm Evil's... evil twin. Ask him yourself. Or not. Anyways I've come here to prove everyones' opinion regarding everything wrong without displaying a shred of evidence or rational thought. Please cooperate. Or not.

[Less Than Liz]

Poofy....?

[Tenacious P]

This forum just got uglied up a bit!

[Atlas]

Nice to have you. Just don't poof on anyone without good reason.

[Jarrid]

Anyways I've come here to prove everyones' opinion regarding everything wrong without displaying a shred of evidence or rational thought. Please cooperate. Or not.

You will fit right in.

Looking forward to your posts and welcome to the forums. :)

[Poofy]

Why thank you.
Poofy....?
Of course....?

....?!

....?! :|

[Phakiel]

Welcome dude, have fun, just ignore the jump to conclusions mat.

[sheeP]

Ha, Never thought Id see you around. :)

[Poofy]

Peehs... :@


HAY BUDDIE :0

[sheeP]

HAPPY BURTHDAE :0





aw, thanks buddy :D

[charolastra00]

Pooooooooooofeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Hi.

[Phakiel]

Somebody likes to take great liberties with the font size feature.

[Poofy]

That's not how you spell birthday.. ~_^

Allie... I thought you would have been burnt at the stake by now.... did you escape or something?


Edit: A man is only as loud as his font size... I think...

[sheeP]

thats not how you spell steak. :p

[Poofy]

My misteak...

[charolastra00]

I'm spry.

[Indigo]

Hi...

>.>

[Devil King]

Welcome to the forums.

You seem like a barrel of fun.

[Poofy]

Barrels are for hobos and naked people. I'm more like a gauntlet of exuberance.

[Devil King]

Then you seem like a gauntlet of exuberance.

[Mark]

...****ing coasties.

[Evil]

IT'S ABOUT ****ING TIME YOU COME HERE!

Welcome.

Bitch.

[Poofy]

You're just jealous of my extremely low post count.

Loser.

[Evil]

I am extremely jealous of your extremely low post count.

Extreme loser.

[Poofy]

At least my avatar doesn't have some guy with a vagina for his left eye. U_U

[Evil]

Does that mean you want to have sex with my avatar's left eye?

[Poofy]

No... It appears to have some sort of discoloration.. I think it's ill.

[Electric Banana]

Ooooookaaaayyyy...

well, welcome to the forums.

[Evil]

You've inspired me to change my avatar. May you have better sex with this one.

[Poofy]

Feh...
Ooooookaaaayyyy...

well, welcome to the forums.
Why the elongated 2 syllable word? Was it the discussion of sickly vaginas? Or is it something about me that repulses you? Is it possible to for me to fit anymore questions into this post?


Yes.... Yes it is.


Or is it? :|

[Atlas]

Speaking of sickly vaginas, you should probably tell your mums to stop calling me.

:[

[Poofy]

Fine. I'll tell her to get over her peculiar fetish of men with a bad case of the dick rot.

[Devil King]

Quite the vulgar one.

[Atlas]

I like him. He can stay.

[Evil]

But will he stay?

God, I hope so.

[Poofy]

God can't help you now.

[Evil]

Richard Simmons, I hope so.

[sheeP]

Richard Simmons never helped anyone..

[Electric Banana]

I don't know, my Grandma used to have a lot of his work-out tapes...

[Matron]

Haha, so did mine!

[Electric Banana]

...Dana, you sure we're not related? Seriously. lol!

[Matron]

I dunno, d'ya have a hick branch on your family tree?

[Electric Banana]

Well, my Grandpa (other side of the family) was born in Aida, Oklahoma...is that hick enough for you? I've also mentioned I LOVE fried okra. lol

[Matron]

Hehe, me too, but never been to Oklahoma. No wait, I've been there, but I don't think I have family there.

[Mark]

...wow this thread is going in every direction....lets bring chipmonks into the conversation now.

[Electric Banana]

...chipmonks? Are those Chip-n-Dale's dancers that are also Monks?

Just curious.

[Poofy]

I should find a chipmunk, grind it up into dust, and try snorting it. I'm bound to get something out of it.

[Phakiel]

Son of a bitch! Dire's avatar is making me trip gigantic **** balls!

[Atlas]

You should look at it on Salvia.

[Sushi_b]

*Ahem* Welcome to the Allrpg forums. Hope you have a great stay and enjoy your time.

P.S. Rambo r0x.

[Poofy]

Thanks.

And out of all the user titles I've had so far, I think I hate Squire the most. :|

[sheeP]

haha squire.

[Poofy]

How's that a step-up from Silent Protagonist?

[Lodis]

I remember SEVERAL squires reciting dialogue in Final Fantasy Tactics.

Irregardless of how incoherent that dialogue was, it was still dialogue damnit.

[Poofy]

Thanks. I feel validated again. :0

[Evil]

Just become the post whore you used to be and your problems will be solved!

Or not.

[Poofy]

That'll be difficult since there's not a lot of places to post here...

For you see....

I don't like RPGs. :|

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUM

[Evil]

Bitch.

[Poofy]

*Drinks Elixer of the NonBitch*

[Evil]

Wombats are too OP.

[Poofy]

Ya lost me..

[Evil]

;)

I love you anyway.

[sheeP]

It's all lies..

[Poofy]

Amateur Adventurer. RAAH! :@

[Mark]

WTF!?

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

my exact thought, who is this person?

[Lodis]

He's Rambo Wombat.

Dummy.

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

i found that slightly offensive

[Tenacious P]

my exact thought, who is this person?
He's a cane wielding, fedora wearing, PC building, **** saying, swamp ass having, large balls possessing, bipolar, puddle pirate.

[Mark]

****ing puddle pirates!

<_<
>_>
<_<

WE ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!!

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

what is taking over?

[Mark]

us puddle pirates of course. haha im one too.

[Poofy]

****in'-A.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/GxPiS/_pirate.gif

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

great, another batch of pirates to mess up global economy and security

[Mark]

um puddle pirate is a nickname given to those of who are in the United States Coast Guard, so we actually kinda do the opposite of which you state. kinda like how marines are Jar Heads. :p

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

oh sorry, my mistake, saw the word pirate and thought of illegal activity, and i thought you were joking with the "WE ARE TAKING OVER" post

[Mark]

nope we are, me and rambo here are coasties, hence puddle Pirates and hence we are taking over.

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

nice, you have infiltrated the forum nicely, as have some of my guys
GO TREKKIES!

[sheeP]

Arent you supposed to protect us against takeovers?

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

if you are refering to me, then maybe i am, either that or i am just a slightly over obsessive fan boy

[sheeP]

I was referring to the puddlemen.

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

you have given me an idea we should call MaruKen
Puddleman

[Mark]

Arent you supposed to protect us against takeovers?

they are Trekkies...we have nothing to worry about. at the most they may try and shoot us with harmless invisible lasers and make a "bweum" sound when they "fire".

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

*points phaser at Maruken*
as much as i would like to disagree with that remark, this thing is indeed a real laser.
*pushes button and a small red dot appears on maruken's shirt*
i did not say it was a real deadly laser now did i?

[Poofy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/GxPiS/icon_lock.gif

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

what does that thing mean?
i have never seen that kind of emoticon before

[sheeP]

Seems pretty self explanatory to me.

And Hilarious :)

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

my eyesight sucks, i cant make it out

[Atlas]

Seems pretty self explanatory to me.

And Hilarious :)

Self-explanatory things my me chuckle.

[Mark]

*points phaser at Maruken*
as much as i would like to disagree with that remark, this thing is indeed a real laser.
*pushes button and a small red dot appears on maruken's shirt*
i did not say it was a real deadly laser now did i?

hahaha nice, see harmless, but indeed a cool individual. you definitly got spunk. kuddos for that. ;)

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

wait until you see me break someones spine for being insulting!

[Tenacious P]

This thread needs to die. Poofy doesn't deserve 10 pages.

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

sure he does, come on, just go with the flow

[Mary]

Poofy deserves more than 10 pages.