The Spam Thread

[Faith]

Ace Ventura is the bomb.

[scorpion]

soon to be number 100 for cop killing in saints row 2

[Electric Banana]

I pleased my inner irrational, emotional, desperate teenage girl today...by watching Eclipse.
Go on, hate me... hehe

[Electric Banana]

I got a pretty awesome text message tonight, and now I'm floating on cloud nine. <3

That is all. :D

[Evil]

Too much red bull.

[Electric Banana]

Not enough Red Bull. :(

[Evil]

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!

[Electric Banana]

I knooooowwwww...

[Electric Banana]

I really REALLY hate that Fresno is so expensive to fly out of... $471 for a 4 day round trip!? The closest and cheapest away I've been able to find is $325 out of Sacramento, and I think I'm going to do it! I found that if I shift my dates just a little, it drops to $290, but now I have to see if I can get the days off at work/my schedule shifted!

Now to find a reasonable hotel... hehe

[Electric Banana]

haha It's amusing when you add in the factor of a travel car, and to fly out of Sacramento...adding the cost of the travel car to the airfare, it's $486, just a little more than the total of flying out of Fresno- minus the rental car in the city I'm going to. :p

This is a total learning experience.

BTW- my dates are back to my original, no shifting dates for me! hehe

[Electric Banana]

haha since I keep talking about it over here, I'm just going to end it with- I'm flying out of Fresno after all, if I do get to go on this trip. :) It won't save me much money in the long run to drive to Sacramento, fly out of Sacramento, and pay parking fees. It might actually cost me MORE.

[Electric Banana]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs221.snc4/38401_1493840876712_1554752406_2645443_1339856_n.j pg

I HAVE A TICKET. :D

[Electric Banana]

I TALK TO MYSELF

I ALSO DRESS MYSELF.

[Evil]

I DRESS MY SALAD!

[Electric Banana]

YOUR POTATO SALAD!?

[Evil]

WITH BUTTER!

[Electric Banana]

LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTER...


...AND MAYO.

[Evil]

/barf

[Phakiel]

This is the most fucked up eflirting I have ever seen. Mayo? Jesus Christ people!

[Evil]

Jesus Christ had very little to do with Mayo.

[Phakiel]

Jesus Christ invented eggs you heathen!

[Evil]

SO THEN THE EGG DID COME FIRST!

[Electric Banana]

This is the most fucked up eflirting I have ever seen. Mayo? Jesus Christ people!You should hear us talk on the phone. hahaha

[Evil]

She killed my phone.

[Phakiel]

Jesus invented the chicken as well! He created both of them at the same time. Doesnt that totally wreak your shit?

[Electric Banana]

She killed my phone.

I'M A MUESWE!

[Cyrus the virus]

what the fuck

[Electric Banana]

That's right...

[Evil]

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[Electric Banana]

PEOPLE BE PUTTIN' WORDS IN MAH MOUTH

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

[Evil]

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[Evil]

Inspired by Indigo.

[Indigo]

Inspired by Indigo.

I know, it's the shit.

[Evil]

JOHN MADDEN!

[sheeP]

Who the fuck would voluntarily eat banana pudding??

[Phakiel]

a monkey.

[Electric Banana]

Reeeed Robin!

[Hyde]

Greeeeen Giant. Hoooot Pocket.

[Electric Banana]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

[Electric Banana]

In about 14 hours I'll be on an airplane. w00t!

[Evil]

In about 14 hours I'll either be sleeping or playing World of Warcraft.

[Ges]

Hi, I'm Jerry from Nabudis.

[Electric Banana]

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[Jun]

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[Hyde]

Drum Circle? One of life's little pleasures.

[Less Than Liz]

I realize it is no secret that I'm a bit of a geek, but allow me to incriminate myself further by saying my Studies in Contract Law book is balls-to-the-wall fucking awesome.

Also, I love this new layout. Blue <3 (the color, but the poster is alright, I guess ;))

[Hyde]

Also, I love this new layout. Blue <3 (the color, but the poster is alright, I guess ;))

Glad you like. Took some doing to make it work right, but I'm pretty happy with how it looks. :D

[Phakiel]

I wanna have your children Blue!

[Electric Banana]

Who doesn't!? MY UTERUS IS FIRST.

[Phakiel]

My...I dont have an uterus, but if I follow the steps described in that Junior movie then it should wok out well.

[Electric Banana]

That would be one funky looking child...

[Phakiel]

It will be born with a beard and crazy hair.

[Jun]

Explains where I came from

[Electric Banana]

It does!

[Electric Banana]

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[Electric Banana]

So my BFF came to town to visit me, and on our last day I took her to a cool little yogurt shop named Yodigity, where you serve yourself however much yogurt you want, and whatever toppings you want, and they charge you by the weight of what you get.

So I walked over to one of the machines, and pulled the lever. All of a sudden, I got sprayed all over my face, shirt and jeans, by yogurt.

...that's right, I got the money shot.

[Ges]

That'd be the third Yogurt shop I've seen or heard about with the same general idea.

I've seen Yogoluv and Froyo as well. Same company, different names? Or blatant ripoff? The two I've seen we're identical, down to the tile and furniture, except they were 200 miles apart from one another.

[Cyrus the virus]

We have the same thing but it's called "Yeh!" because this province is fucking stupid.

[Less Than Liz]

Anyone here still play World of Warcraft?

[Evil]

Anyone here still play World of Warcraft?

Leveling a night elf priest on Drak'Thul.

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Drak%27thul&cn=Moonriver

[Less Than Liz]

Ah, cool. Mostly curious because I started playing again and my guild appears to be only semi-active. I might start a new character entirely.

Also, thanks to whoever bolded/colored my title. Appreciate it much.

[Poofy]

Everyone, beware! Moonriver comes this way!


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[Evil]

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[Cyrus the virus]

I'm gearing up my Warlock on Malfurion, but it's turned into a 'new players' server, bleh.

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Malfurion&cn=Alisonchains

[Less Than Liz]

Maybe I'll poke around.

[The Revolution]

Geoff immediately bolted upright, gasping and laughing. "Next script!" he cried triumphantly, rocking to his feet like a turtle.

"Last one: It's a mafia story, lots of exposition and hand-wringing. At its heart, it's all about destiny, family and sacrifice."

"Good. But set it in the Matrix." (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-classic-movies-if-they-got-pitched-in-hollywood-today/)

I'd... so watch that...

[Electric Banana]

A part of my car broke yesterday that could have killed me if I were driving on the freeway...
Yeah, I'm in a weird state of mind now...

I probably should note that my car is a piece of shit (yay 1996 Thunderbirds), and has been on its last legs for about a year now. The heater core just busted in it two weeks ago and my Dad bypassed it. I'm in the market for a new car, and this should be a joy, considering I'm a very broke masters student (I'm still paying off the debt I accrued when I broke my ankle in August 2009).

[The Revolution]

I can see LeBron James shrugging his shoulders to this (http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/LeBron-James-popularity-plunges-but-Kobe-Bryant-still-more-disliked-athlete-091410), but I think what athletes, movie stars, hell ANYONE in media after a while fail to grasp is that we pay their giant salaries. If we do not like you, you could be the best player on the street corner for all we care. Tiger is a good sign of that.

Perhaps this will force them to grow up. Not saying James has to really grow up. He did anything that we would have done to get a better job for us. But he had a job to do with his reputation and people are going to look down on him now that he didn't follow through.

[Less Than Liz]

I hold absolutely nothing against Lebron James. He has professional goals just like each and every other (normal) person and people who begrudge him because of it are either naive regarding professional sports or silly.

[Devil King]

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I love this man.

[Electric Banana]

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[The Revolution]

I love this article (http://www.cracked.com/article_18536_the-5-biggest-mistakes-women-like-me21-make-internet.html).

[Less Than Liz]

I'd probably be more impressed with that article if I had operated under any of those assumptions to begin with.

EDIT: Actually, I hate that article.

[Electric Banana]

I hate having to miss class because I forgot that I had to work...

[Evil]

I'd skip out on work before class.

[Electric Banana]

Considering I needed to have the day off on Friday for a mandatory field trip for my Mineralogy class... It's a pretty good idea I missed class for work...which is the whole reason I had to work last night AND forgot about it- because I had to request off Friday in order to go on the field trip.

[moogle]

Every goddamn time I make plans something goes wrong. Why even bother?

(I'm checking out couchsurfing.org, we'll see how that goes.) :\

[Electric Banana]

If I had my own place, I'd totally let you come crash with me, if you wanted to see California, that is. But sadly I'm a poor grad student. heh

[Phakiel]

Did you just offer to tour california?

I am so in! There is this chick in San Fran I havent seen in like a year that I totally need to get back in touch with. Goddamn facebook stalking on a sunday afternoon.

[Electric Banana]

When I finally am out of school and have my own place, anyone from the forums that I'm on good standings with as of this point is more than welcome to come visit (Note: If I have you as a friend on Facebook, we're cool). I like to try to show people that come to visit me a good time- and no, not in a sexual context, so dig that thought out of your mind. :p I'd be willing to take you wherever you wanted to go... As long as I still live in California! haha I've adopted the mindset of "When I finish grad school, I will go wherever the job market takes me."

I've joked several times stating "Even if it's Omaha, Nebraska!" (Because other than Tenacious P, I don't know anyone in Nebraska, and I don't even know him well...meanwhile, I know someone in almost every other state!)

[moogle]

I should be asleep right now but I'm waiting to hear from someone on something that I suspect may affect whether I'm travelling to nyc tomorrow. And I have no one else to ask about it. And I have to get up early. Fuck.

[The Revolution]

I totally live near NYC.

also.

Anytime I watch a development trailer about a game how they wanted Generic stock Marine/Rogue Loner Hero to be "Accessible and Relatable to all", and they design him to be White, Built with a body that Steroids can't even touch, and predictable... I wanna punch someone.

[Phakiel]

I totally live near NYC.

also.

Anytime I watch a development trailer about a game how they wanted Generic stock Marine/Rogue Loner Hero to be "Accessible and Relatable to all", and they design him to be White, Built with a body that Steroids can't even touch, and predictable... I wanna punch someone.

Hey man but he always has a best friend who is black and gruff who may be death or will die soon. That or some kind of short and "urban" latino who acts as comic relief/punch receiver, or an asian who is also a hacker, and wears goggles and has a name like Spink.

Also the Black guy can also be older and too old for the shit. Also may or not be wise.

http://www.fortheretarded.com/images/natm01.jpg

[The Revolution]

Let's not forget the female character who, when told they were fighting aliens/demons/robots that are horrendously stronger than any human ever and vicious melee fighters, she promptly said; "Where's my Spaghetti-strapped bra, we's got fighting ta do!"

[Phakiel]

And the bad guy has a british accent even though you are like in the fifth moon of the only habitable planet in Alpha Centauri. May or not come with a mustache.

[Electric Banana]

Dear Blue,

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh9/electricbanana/13949891.gif

<3
EB

[Electric Banana]

Okay, in case any of you aren't Tiny Toons fans, here's where my current avatar is from:

-Q0z8k-u_LU

Water go down the hooooooooole!

[Less Than Liz]

Oh, I remember Tiny Toons, believe me. I can't even listen to Yakkity Yak without thinking of Plucky Duck.

[Electric Banana]

Yay! Tiny Toons was one of my favorite cartoons when I was growing up. I'd get off the school bus and make my way to the TV right away. lol

I wanna flush. it. again!

[Tenacious P]

When I finally am out of school and have my own place, anyone from the forums that I'm on good standings with as of this point is more than welcome to come visit (Note: If I have you as a friend on Facebook, we're cool). I like to try to show people that come to visit me a good time- and no, not in a sexual context, so dig that thought out of your mind. :p I'd be willing to take you wherever you wanted to go... As long as I still live in California! haha I've adopted the mindset of "When I finish grad school, I will go wherever the job market takes me."

I've joked several times stating "Even if it's Omaha, Nebraska!" (Because other than Tenacious P, I don't know anyone in Nebraska, and I don't even know him well...meanwhile, I know someone in almost every other state!)
Omaha is a happening place... compared to the rest of Nebraska. Just hope to God you don't get sent to Lincoln. Unless you're interested in the greatest football atmosphere on the planet.

By the way, I'm going to remember that there's an open couch in Cali when I'm touring the country playing frisbee next year.

[Electric Banana]

Okay, but I still live at home, so there's techincally not an open couch yet... But I'd still be willing to show you around anywhere you'd want to see. :) Maybe by that time, I'll have my own place- and if I do, the offer still stands. :)

As for the football? Uhm, not so much. :p

[The Revolution]

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/star-spirit-animals-9203.gallery

weirdness

By the way, I'm going to remember that there's an open couch in Cali when I'm touring the country playing frisbee next year.

...

You... get to play Frisbee and go around the Country?

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?! I WOULD HAVE SIGNED UP!

I love Ultimate!

[Phakiel]

Oh yeah Ultimate Frisbee is the coolest thing ever! Its so EXTREME!

[Less Than Liz]

What's a program that retains anonymity online. Like, let's say, if anything ending in --AA contacts me?

[Electric Banana]

There is a perverted rock in one of my lab sets in my Mineralogy class... No...really...

Cummingtonite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite)

There are actually all kinds of t-shirts online you can purchase that say "Are you" and then the chemical formula for Cummingtonite.

I only know this because the perverted boys in the class were all gawking at their laptops about it during lab.

[The Revolution]

I hate professors who don't freaking teach.

If you sit us in a CAD room, and we have questions the answers shouldn't be "you should have learned this in CAD 1". you're paid to answer our questions, not belittle us.

And on that fact in and of itself... This is the third week of classes. Why are we still doing work that's from CAD 1? Where's the new cad stuff?!

[scorpion]

and now heres bigfoot:

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[Evil]

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[Hyde]

Evil, I kinda hate you for that. At least for a little while.

[Evil]

THEN LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

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[Evil]

Also:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/CrimsonEmo/sevenpotters.jpg

3rd from the right. Yeah. Center one has the best facial expression.

[Hyde]

Is it sad I can tell from looking at that exactly who was who before they became the 7 Potters?

[Evil]

Not sad, but awesome.

[Phakiel]

Fuck it I'll buy, where is it from? Dr. Who?

[Evil]

It's from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. There's a part where Harry's friends disguise themselves as Harry. I'll say no more!

[Phakiel]

Ow, thats just awful.

[Hyde]

Ow, thats just awful.

So's your face.

[Phakiel]

You bastard!

[The Revolution]

Weird but sad (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39419543/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001).

Point the first. Asian girl is hot.

Point the second. I can see her crying and saying 'it was supposed to be funny!'

Other than that, I feel bad that the boy couldn't come to grips with who he is, but it wasn't ANYONE's right to broadcast what he does behind close doors.

[The Varsh]

The Varsh just got done reading the first Harry Potter. It were good. The Varsh must get more! MORE HE SAYS!!!!!!!!

[The Revolution]

Out of all the STDs out there, Babies have to be the worst.

[Phakiel]

Babies are worse than herpes and AIDS, they follow you even after you are dead.

[moogle]

I need a comic book character costume but I don't really care about any superheroes (I know, blasphemy, right?). Then I realized, why not Quailman? Only thing is I can see it looking really fucking stupid IRL, especially for those not familliar with Doug.

[Less Than Liz]

Why would you hang out with people unfamiliar with Doug?

[The Revolution]

Why would you hang out with people unfamiliar with Doug?

God, this very question makes me angry. Why are there people who don't know Doug. Motherfucking PORKCHOP, yo!

[Less Than Liz]

Erm, why would my question make you angry?

[moogle]

Why would you hang out with people unfamiliar with Doug?
You make an excellent point.

[The Revolution]

There's like a rash of people not reading my responses and hitting that knee jerk reaction.

I said why the question would make me angry. That there are people who exist who don't know Doug. It's a disgusting concept.

[Less Than Liz]

My question was "Why would you hang out with people unfamiliar with Doug?" How am I supposed to interpret that as you being mad at the fact that people are unfamiliar (ex. that the question even has to be asked) as opposed to being legitimately angry at my inquiry? Sheesh.

[Phakiel]

I got it the way it was intended, it loses something in the internet but the joke was easily understood.

[The Revolution]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101005/ap_on_hi_te/eu_nobel_physics

We'se about to get space age, Bitches.

[Phakiel]

At last, according to Arthur C. Clark we should be going on Odyssey Two by now and finding out that all those worlds are ours except Europa but of course we are gonna go an d try t0o get into Europa because humanity are dicks.

[The Revolution]

At last, according to Arthur C. Clark we should be going on Odyssey Two by now and finding out that all those worlds are ours except Europa but of course we are gonna go an d try t0o get into Europa because humanity are dicks.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/13.7/2010/10/05/130348103/discovering-planets-and-losing-your-virginity

should have posted this first

[Ges]

So I flooded my engine today. Apparently my car does this often enough and easily enough that they have it so where you can just depress the accelerator all the way down, crank it and not inject any gasoline, so you just burn off all that's already in there...short story shorter....smoke everywhurr. All my family was advising me to let off the accelerator because the smoke was dastardly and I sat there for a good 25-30 seconds absolutely raping the ecosystem, but I guess I did it right because my car's working fine now.

Whee.

[Phakiel]

I also had car trouble. I went to the tax authority today and when getting into my car the ac wouldnt turn on. I remember my grandpa's driver hitting the bottom of the dashboard in front of the passenger seat when this happened, so I did and it turned on.

But my car is barely 3 years old. This shouldnt have happened.

[Less Than Liz]

I fucking hate Torts. Love Contracts, though.

The former's midterm is Friday. Part of me is itching to get it over with, the other part wants more hours in the day because, no matter how much I cover, it feels insufficient.

[Electric Banana]

Three exams and a paper due all next week between Wednesday and Friday.
Luckily the paper is due only if we want the professor's feedback...and seeing as how it's an undergrad upper division general ed requirement (Oceanography, so it's something actually related to MY field) and I have a bunch of drunken fratboys in the class with me...I'm not really concerned. hehe

[Phakiel]

I havent been out on a date since June, I need an object of affection.

[Less Than Liz]

GAAAAAAAAAH LOONEY TUNES ON NETFLIIIIIIIIX!

[Ges]

30-day delay on Always Sunny episodes on Hulu and FX.com? Fuckin' gay.

And they wonder why people just use P2P. Fools.

[drunken monk]

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[Less Than Liz]

It bothers me that I can't play video games drunk unless it's something like Guitar Hero and with company.

[Tenacious P]

Because of the lack of motor skills or just the lack of motivation?

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[Luisfe]

Drunk guitar hero with company is always amusing. It's like a karaoke that judges you.

[Less Than Liz]

http://1sentencediary.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/calvin-bad-mood.gif

[drunken monk]

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Features/2008/Worst%20FF%20couples/Finished/021508_top5worstFFcouples_obs5--article_image.jpg

[Electric Banana]

Somebody give me money and do my homework so I can go buy Kirby's Epic Yarn and forget the world for a week...heh

[drunken monk]

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[Electric Banana]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_larmrsIy2p1qbfzz0o1_500.jpg

[drunken monk]

http://www.blingdomofgod.com/atlas-fondled.jpg

[drunken monk]

I just stumbled across this priceless gem.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3d/SCAT.jpg/250px-SCAT.jpg

[Cyrus the virus]

Ah, a more innocent time...

[Phakiel]

Thats funny, the guy in the cover actually looks constipated.

[The Varsh]

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Don't sleep yet Harry he's gonna kill you!

[Electric Banana]

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[Electric Banana]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb10tkfMsn1qbbpaoo1_500.jpg

[Electric Banana]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1124.snc4/148603_1633108478315_1554752406_2977731_800777_n.j pg

I have a new car! Wee! For the next 5 years, all of my money is going to my car and insurance payments... Yay for becoming an adult!

[Phakiel]

Aw thats cute. I just got my insurance info, I will be paying 500 bucks this year, yay!

[Electric Banana]

$500 for the entire year? My insurance on my old car was about $625 a year...my new insurance is going to be about $1700 a year...since I took out a loan for the car, I have to carry full insurance...

[Phakiel]

Yup, it went down like 150 bucks since last year.

[Electric Banana]

Nice. Mine usually drops $30-50 a year...but now it's going to be different since I have full coverage. Before I just had the minimum required by state law (liability coverage).

[odd]

Horse time!

[The Revolution]

would you kill children for commiting a crime?

No?

Ok, what about the children from 28 Days later? If you never seen it, look up what happened. After finding out, would you kill those little rotters?

[drunken monk]

I assume your talking about the scene at the gas station right?

Wouldnt anyone?

If it was my little bro or sisters thats a different story. I think Id rather die. But just some random kid? Of course.

[The Revolution]

actually, my fault.

I meant 28 weeks later.

The living kids. Those bastards.

[drunken monk]

I had a feeling that was the case.

Well... it was kinda their fault but in my mind it was more the fathers fault. They broke the rules but they were just kids. The dad was a grown ass man and he broke quarantine. He spread the virus so I blame him.

[Poofy]

Christmas tree = Up


It's so Metal too. U_U

[Less Than Liz]

I was on the fence about Mad Elf Ale, thinking maybe 51% in favor. But now that I've acquired a test for it, I can safely say it's a delicious, but you can't taste the 11% alcohol, so also a wee bit dangerous.

[Evil]

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[Hyde]

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[Less Than Liz]

Matt and I are getting married. He's taking my last name because mine jives with his first better than his jives with my first. Our children will play hockey and basketball. We will retire to Dublin.

[Cyrus the virus]

Son's name is going to be Calvin btw.

[Hyde]

That just means the daughter has to be Susie.

[Cyrus the virus]

!!!

I thought that was cute at first, but then I thought about it and now I think it's weird and confusing.

[Less Than Liz]

It would be weird to name them Calvin and Susie, given the flirtation between the two.

Also, I was drunk last night. My bad.

[Cyrus the virus]

You only ever want me when you're drinking :(

[Evil]

You only ever drink when you want me.

[Less Than Liz]

It worries me that I'm getting old when I drink and one of the things I do is start family planning.

[drunken monk]

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[Evil]

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[drunken monk]

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[Phakiel]

It worries me that I'm getting old when I drink and one of the things I do is start family planning.

I once started to browse suits for a beach wedding. I...cant explain why.

[drunken monk]

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[Less Than Liz]

Drinky.

[drunken monk]

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[Blue]

http://i.imgur.com/NL6zy.jpg

[drunken monk]

Wtf? I didnt notice it the first time. I normally catch shit like that. What kind of black magic is this?

[Devil King]

PBoGNBSLYRY

[Electric Banana]

We really need some new members...
-.-

[Evil]

SPREAD IT AROUND!

[Electric Banana]

But I rarely like anything anyone else says. ;)

[Cyrus the virus]

Ohhh who was first on the list of getting rep ooooo

I feel silly for forgetting about the rep system as often as I do, since it's pretty fun.

[Electric Banana]

I don't post as much as I used to, and I guess I'm too used to just clicking "like" on everything on Facebook (or on Tumblr)... So I think that's why I keep running into this problem. lol

[Evil]

Everything in life should have a like button.

[Evil]

Maybe we should just carry around "like" stickers.

[Electric Banana]

Eric, you need a like button on your forehead, so I can smack you on the forehead all day. :p

[Evil]

THERE'S MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

[Electric Banana]

AWESOME.
Now to go to Louisiana for Halloween! :p

[Devil King]

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[Electric Banana]

jkldsajkdlsajkldsajklsa

[Evil]

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/sep10/btz3d.jpg

[Dick Fitzwell]

im gay

[Phakiel]

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/sep10/btz3d.jpg

Its that like Onechambra in film form?

[Less Than Liz]

Kill the Borgia Messenger? 100% notorious.

Steal new naval war technology and blow up three ships with it? ~25% notorious.

[Phakiel]

Steal new naval war technology and blow up three ships with it? ~25% notorious.


You can do that on Brotherhood?

[Less Than Liz]

You can do that on Brotherhood?
It's one of the missions, yes.

[Devil King]

http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt279/Wyndowliquor/PunchandJudy.jpg

Bwaha

[Cyrus the virus]

I don't know what that is but it makes me very, very uncomfortable.

[Less Than Liz]

It reminds me of Being John Malkovich.

[moogle]

I dare anyone to find a puppet that isn't creepy.

Muppets don't count.

[Shifty]

I remember this place. Yo.

[Devil King]

Hi, Shifty. I had a dream about you.

[Evil]

I remember this place. Yo.

HI!

[Shifty]

Dreams become nightmares.

Hey buddy!

[Evil]

I missed you!

[Shifty]

I felt it, so I came. Actually, a bit of nostalgia hit me last week. The period of 2002-2005 rolled through me. This was a time before women killed my soul.

[Evil]

Here's some nostalgia for you:

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[CoolOtaku]

I don't know if I've ever heard that song in its entirety before. Thank you, Evil. I'm happy I actually checked this thread for once.

Not sure why I'm enjoying it so much though haha

[Shifty]

Speaking of nostalgia! I remember this guy.. he made all my avatars at my command.

[Evil]

Speaking of nostalgia! I remember this guy.. he made all my avatars at my command.

Hmmm... I think I vaguely remember such an occurrence, too. ;)

[Evil]

FOR EXAMPLE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/CrimsonEmo/kdjf.jpg

[LadyAkuma]

I remember Shifty.

I always mean to come by and say hi and stuff but I never have anything interesting to say in any of the forum threads. :/

[Cyrus the virus]

JUST SAY THINGS

I sort of get that feeling often too, so I just say whatever comes to mind. I don't give myself much of a chance to be, like "Eh, this isn't relevant... better not post". I lets da people think I's silly.

Also where the hell is Phakiel?

[Shifty]

Pretty much everything I ever posted was complete silliness.

[Cyrus the virus]

It's the way to be.

[Blue]

Where IS Phakiel?

Hopefully, he isn't passed out on a sand dune somewhere.

[Devil King]

Shifty, I dreamt you became an admin on here and the forum was divided into those who were for Shifty (though your name was Kinky) and those who sided with Blue.

[Shifty]

I need to follow the path of Kinky, my other half. Although, if it wasn't for Blue, I wouldn't be posting this. Apparently I was spam filtered my first few attempts to register.

[Electric Banana]

Phak is probably off boning some big tittied chick...
I often find that I have nothing to say, so I post very intermittently now.

[Phakiel]

Phak is probably off boning some big tittied chick...
I often find that I have nothing to say, so I post very intermittently now.

Funny thing is, I was horribly hungover on saturday when I was picking up a present for a friend's baby and I bumped into this big titted chick I want to bone but I was so retarded hungover I didnt even asked her out on a date and she was like "Oh well, lets see when can we see each other again".

Also I was diagnosed with high blood pressure and have been on a diet since friday which cuts down a lot of things that make me care for this world and now cant drink alcohol and smoke like I used to. I celebrated this by drinking rum with water and lime and smoked three joints. Seriously, I am not even gonna reach 60 years old, i am so retarded.

Lastly, I saw two cute chicksk on the elevator yesterday and I didnt even start a conversation and they were giving me the talk to me quick glance. Its like now that I cant get royally drunk its like they took away my joie de vivre.

[moogle]

I have no idea who Shifty is.

Was he around when I wasn't or is my memory really that bad (Likely.)?

[Evil]

I remember him because we come from the same place. :P

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Ribs grow back.


No they don't.

[Shifty]

I'm not known from this establishment. Actually, I tried joining AllRPG back in '05 or '06, but got utterly trashed by somebody. It made me feel like fat Britney Spears.

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

I love fat Britney Spears.

[Devil King]

I love you.

[Shifty]

I love Google+... so far.

[Evil]

I'm very confused with Google+ so far.

[Phakiel]

I just saw britney last video and she looked hot, i dont know how much of that is retouched but she looks fantastic like you want to bang her on a bathroom floor. I havent wanted to fuck her since her Sometimes video, i like Christina Aguilera more, until she got dirrrty, which was more like Syphiiiilys than hot

[Evil]

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[Shifty]

Meh.

I want teenage Britney back. fap fap fap.

[Evil]

Her song "Everytime" is the only song of hers I actually like.

[Shifty]

Her song "Everytime" is the only song of hers I actually like.

I honestly didn't know she was still relevant. Good on her though.

[Blackdragon]

I think this is my first post in this whole damn thread...

Ok, that is all. :P

[Evil]

She seems more relevant in the dance club scene now. Her pop days are over. Lady Gaga is the favorite, these days.

[Shifty]

Lady Gaga.. I cannot stand.

[Evil]

When it comes to current artists, I'm more into Adele and Florence and the Macine.

[Shifty]

Ok. Google+ is bugging me now.

[Evil]

Tell it its a poopy head!

[Shifty]

It's been called way worse the past hour. It's only beta.. it's only beta..

[Evil]

I wonder how it will do in competition of Facebook.

[Devil King]

I don't mind Gaga, but I just think she's an overly pretentious fuckhead with a twat for a brain and find her "GAAGAAA'S" in her songs headache inducing.

Other than that, I don't mind her at all.

[Evil]

Gaga is ok, but I don't understand the shock value. Almost everything she's doing now has been done decades before by Madonna and Bjork.

[Cyrus the virus]

That Adele song 'Rolling in the Deep' is the best song I've heard in years, I think.

[Less Than Liz]

God, I love Adele. Rumour Has It, Set Fire to the Rain, and I'll Be Waiting are also superb.

[Evil]

That Adele song 'Rolling in the Deep' is the best song I've heard in years, I think.

God, I love Adele. Rumour Has It, Set Fire to the Rain, and I'll Be Waiting are also superb.

All of this plus Someone Like You. :D

[Less Than Liz]

The entire album is fucking win, basically.

[Shifty]

I wonder how it will do in competition of Facebook.

Right now, no chance. I did a video chat with a friend last night and it took a good couple of minutes to set up. Plus, we could only invite circles and not individual people. If I want to show one person something only they would appreciate, like my penis, why can't I?! I don't need a whole circle in on that jazz. Although it would make for interesting conversation.. the penis I mean.

[Phakiel]

My penis is not that pretty, I mean its not horrendous at all but I wouldnt call it a beautiful dick, its more like boyishly handsome. Cyrus' must be prettier. No Homo.

[LadyAkuma]

My fav Adele song from 21 is Turning Tables. :0 I wish I was as pretty as she.

I keep forgetting I have a Facebook. X/