The Spam Thread

[Dick Fitzwell]

this is the thred for sapm-. SPAM AWAY.

[Poofy]

Has anyone ever farted pure moisture? Like you go to let out some gas, then you get a very moist sensation, suddenly you think you shat yourself. When you penguin-walk into the bathroom to check yourself, there's nothing there!

Anyone...?


Me neither.... >_>

[Dick Fitzwell]

5PCuOnofBE4

[Suitcase]

I just swallowed a fly.

[Poofy]

What if it had AIDS?

[Dick Fitzwell]

canI change my answer?

[Dick Fitzwell]

no but I can change yours lol

[Evil]

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[Dick Fitzwell]

banned for posting snuff videos

[Evil]

You know you love it.

s-UZ6EETp8Y

[Poofy]

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It's just good chicken.

[Cyrus the virus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmHk7pVt4Zc&eurl=http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/retard-anime-rap.php?page=2

Yes I got this from SA.

yt tag not working right for me :(

[Jarrid]

My jungle love! Yea, owee owee owee ow. I think I wanna know ya know ya!

[Atlas]

This thread is so useless, unlike my "JUST ATE" thread.

I need to give lessons on thread making. ****.

[Suitcase]

Talk to me. I'm bored

[Tenacious P]

Why "Suitcase"?

[Suitcase]

Because it was the first noncomputer related object I saw whilst registering. Why your name?

[Tenacious P]

I'm a big fan of Tenacious D, the band. So I swapped out the D with a P to make it my own. Yeah, super clever..

[Cyrus the virus]

I'm a Starman DX. That makes me want to replay Earthbound reeeal bad.

[Suitcase]

We are a special band of unimaginative cretins

[Cyrus the virus]

I stole mine from Con Air, so your claim is consistent.

Also: fart.

[Suitcase]

BellyKisz@live.com

Atlas mad me do it so you all can enjoy the pleasure of a chit-chat with Anabelle.

[Atlas]

We still on for San Fran, Anabelle? I'm buying the drinks, though. I just wouldn't feel right... Unless it's on my birthday, in which case you're obligated.

[Tenacious P]

87 is clearly the best number on the poll. Vote 87.

[Atlas]

Clearly.

[Indigo]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYA AYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Cyrus the virus]

TITS

[Mary]

6 is better?

[Indigo]

I picked 1. Iono wut wer votin 4

[Phakiel]

69 (lol) is the real winner here.

[Dick Fitzwell]

I WANNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR

[Void]

DAMN! I voted with the majority. :(

[Indigo]

So like... Paris Hilton is running for president.

maybe we can talk about that? it's totally hot!

[Dick Fitzwell]

I just saw that video

[Dick Fitzwell]

I'd vote fo rher if she had sex with me

[Indigo]

I don't think she's that hot to be honest.

[Dick Fitzwell]

She's alright. Better than a lot of other women I've seen.

[Phakiel]

Ewww Paris Hilton has like 274 STDs.

[Indigo]

Paris Hilton IS an STD

[Suitcase]

We still on for San Fran, Anabelle? I'm buying the drinks, though. I just wouldn't feel right... Unless it's on my birthday, in which case you're obligated.

Yes mate. Tomorrow at 2:30 am. It's a date :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I'll find you when I next find myself there and then decide who buys the drinks.

[Indigo]

i'm so bored I'm using this website:

http://www.talkingpets.org/

[Indigo]

Because it was the first noncomputer related object I saw whilst registering. Why your name?

If that were the case when i first joined my nickname would have been "fringe" or "hair"

[Evil]

dO65OlAhEJg

[Poofy]

Kudos, me.

[Atlas]

Yes mate. Tomorrow at 2:30 am. It's a date :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I'll find you when I next find myself there and then decide who buys the drinks.

Score. It will be awesome meeting someone from AllRPG. You are no exception, friend. I'll be on MSN tonight. See you then.

[Suitcase]

I'll just leave this here:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/blueeon03/1211646535711.jpg

Pot?

[Phakiel]

I know we have reached a new low when somebody that looks like Ms. Pellerin is telling gamers to get a life and that they live pathetic lives, even if its a two year old article.

[Poofy]

I don't tolerate intolerance.

[Matron]

I don't really understand why to some people, gaming is such a bad, looked down upon hobby. How is it any different from someone who reads a lot, or someone who spends all their time at the movies or watching dvds, or collecting stamps and post cards, building models, making puzzles, or any other of the numerous hobbies out there?

No, perhaps you aren't as active as if you are playing sports, but really, how many real adults out there spend all their time playing a sport anyway? No, they pick up hobbies like I mentioned above.

[Poofy]

The Jews are responsible for the rapid decline in burrito quality.

[Atlas]

Eeehhh....

[Poofy]

Never trust an albino. They have red eyes, thus they are evil.

[Atlas]

pooop

[Atlas]

Get back on topic, please.

[Poofy]

87 is clearly the best number on the poll. Vote 87.
You would think that, Nebraskan.

[Matron]

Because it's still a relatively new medium. Same reason why gaming is always the first to be blamed for the world's problems. People need a scapegoat or something to bitch about. As "popular" as gaming is, there is still a certain stigma associated with it. Some people, namely uninformed people, can't see that gaming has progressed into more than just something for kids.

My family still mocks me for playing video games and makes hateful comments about it. They also think it's foolish that I talk to people on the internet or help maintain a website. They can't stand that I have found something I like and enjoy, so they have to tear it down. My family is full of pricks.

Incidentally, I wonder how much money the writer of the article spends on shoes, clothes, or makeup. ;)

My mom just thinks it's funny that we all play games here, and my grandparents just don't even understand...not like they ever tried to understand me anyway.

You're right though, about games being the new in thing to blame everything on. For a long time, it was music, violence in the media, and now it's games. No one ever wants to put the blame where it goes, on the parents of all the little bastards out there.

Blue, she's got a nice ass.

[Poofy]

Someone kidnapped the topic.

[Atlas]

You're a n00braskan.

[Poofy]

1. Something is greater than nothing.

2. Nothing is greater than God.

3. Something is greater than God.


I IZ SMURT

[Cyrus the virus]

I'll just leave this here:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/blueeon03/1211646535711.jpg

I know a newspaper that has a shitty editor.

[Evil]

You know a newspaper?!

[Cyrus the virus]

He's an asshole!!!! ?

[Atlas]

I LIKE CHEESE

[Dick Fitzwell]

Haha there's a ton of people here causing drama about that.

[Atlas]

Favre got traded to the Jets....so, looks like they're my new second favorite team. :)

Really? I thought I heard something about him most likely going to the Bucks.

[Dick Fitzwell]

Uh, I think you're thinking of an entirely different sport.

And yeah, people here are NOT happy about that at all. They want him to stay with us or stay "retired"

[Atlas]

No yur mum.

[Evil]

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[Indigo]

Also, concentrate your eyes on this:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/blueeon03/cammyblue09.jpg

GET A LIFE YA NERD!

see what I did there?

[Matron]

My computer died today. The memorial service is tomorrow at 3 PM.

I'm using old faithful now, this computer is so damn old, but it still runs great.

[Phakiel]

There is no topic, ya goob.

Also, concentrate your eyes on this:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/blueeon03/cammyblue09.jpg

Sweet mother of god, I'd munch on that like a cherry cheesecake.

[Cyrus the virus]

SPAM

[Suitcase]

I am eating that.

[Indigo]

did you swallow?

[Indigo]

I'm bored. everyone add my msn: mister.emanuel@live.co.uk

[Phakiel]

Eating does require shallowing.

[Suitcase]

spat

[Indigo]

spat

seksy

[Cyrus the virus]

I farted

[Teenychicka]

You smell.

[Cyrus the virus]

aw

[Poofy]

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[Dick Fitzwell]

I need to get that movie again. I'm pretty sure I left it in Florida :(

[Poofy]

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RUN!

[Cyrus the virus]

That's the only thing I enjoy about Kevin Smith movies. Kevin Smith himself is kind of awesome, though.

[Teenychicka]

Someone please kill my bees.

[Suitcase]

I spam therefore I am.

[Cyrus the virus]

steve morse your guitar gets me so hot

[Tenacious P]

You would like Paul Gilbert. Who knows, maybe you already do.

(3:27 and onward)
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[Tenacious P]

That is such a great song.

[sheeP]

That is such a great reaction. :p

[Cyrus the virus]

You would like Paul Gilbert. Who knows, maybe you already do.

(3:27 and onward)

Holy tits.

[Dick Fitzwell]

lets do nothing but post youtube links here


yase that is a good idea


im so randome lol

[Phakiel]

Yes

http://www.fotobellezas.com/files/imagecache/display_size/files/fotos/sabrina-ravelli-05.jpg

[Indigo]

Yes

http://www.fotobellezas.com/files/imagecache/display_size/files/fotos/sabrina-ravelli-05.jpg

That's a bit of a sexist comment(written in yellow). Whoever wrote that is either a woman who needs to get laid or a jealous homosexual.

[Phakiel]

I didnt even notice there was something written there. I dont particularly understand it either. Does she mean that if a woman makes a move on a dude is as bad as waking up on the street driking beer?

[Indigo]

I really don't understand what point she's trying to make. it seems a little random.

[Indigo]

i can't believe i was more interested in the writing than the sweet ass that was next to it.

[Phakiel]

I am gonna look at more of the photoshoot when i get home tonight, maybe it makes sense with the rest of the pages.

[Indigo]

>.> I think we're both in need of a hobby.

[Indigo]

I'm watching a bunch of Ali-G vidios.

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[Poofy]

All your sins are belong to Jesus.

[Phakiel]

I still remember that night when we were out on the town with Jesus while Mary Magdalene was looking after their kids with Grammar (Granny Mary), and Jesus just had to get completely hammered and started to tell us he was in dire need of some acid to talk to his dad about this thing. We ended up losing him in an alley when he just started to run away from us.

An hour later we spot him at a tattoo parlor and he was getting the phrase "Jesus saves your ass!" and a marlin fighting a polar bear because if there is something you need to know about jesus is that he frieking loves marlins, and hates bears.

He walked out of the tattoo parlor and asked "Sup fellas, so whats the next bar? Is that a cigarrette? Give it here bitch!". Eventually we managed to calm him down and drive him home where he allegedly proceded to yell out obscenities at the complete first season of Growing Pains because he always hated the Seavers but always loved when Boner popped out.

[Indigo]

jesus loves you.

[Poofy]

Hail Satan!

[Indigo]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

[Evil]

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[Poofy]

Batman is actually Bruce Wayne in disguise.

[Evil]

Batman is actually Bruce Wayne in disguise.

That's a lie!

[Poofy]

IT IS NOT! I read it on Wikipedia! It has to be true!

[Phakiel]

Bullshit, Batman is Harvey Dent.

[Poofy]

HEY! How about a spoiler tag next time asshole?:@


I haven't been this upset since someone ruined the ending of The Passion Of The Christ for me.

[Matron]

Anyone got any good suggestions for a headache? (to get rid of one)

I've tried 800mg Ibuprofin so far, and have moved on to booze. So far, nothing is working. :(

I'm all out of Excedrin, and the Vicodin makes me itch, and it just isn't worth it.

[Poofy]

Run a few laps around your house.

[Matron]

Well I have plans for a run, but not til around 11ish. Maybe it'll help, now that it's not a million degrees outside.

[Matron]

He's not here, lol.

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

sometimes not only will a heated washcloth help, but chewing on the bark of a willow tree also releives headaches as the bark contains the same headache releiver as aspirin, where do you think we get it from?

[Poofy]

Blue got pwned... >_>
That's a lie!
You know what either of us haven't done in awhile? Lyric post like in the good ol' days. Oh yes... ;)


Covenant of pure corruption
sink my teeth deep into you
Solemn oath of sheer destruction
Nightmare, through and through

In that hour - I'll devour
Hope is swallowed up in Pain
taste the venom - feel the power
coursing through my veins

I'm corruption
I'm destruction, through and through

Trust in me... for I will set you free
with a Serpent's Kiss
with a Serpent's Kiss

Be my lights and I won't stray - make me beg;
make me pray
Tell me when to laugh or cry - when to live
and when to die

Forgotten and betrayed
Rotting and decayed
left to wither - without a voice
left to slither - without a choice

Crucifier - spitting fire
say your little empty prayers
This empire - growing higher
To this spite I swear

Sharp tongue severs - like a razor
swimming in a sea of rage
Vindicators - masqueraders
all the world's my stage

I devour
I empower - god of pain

Trust in me... for I will set you free
with a Serpent's Kiss
How could it come to this?
with a Serpent's Kiss

[Matron]

She's got really big......
hips?

[Dick Fitzwell]

those thighs are bigger than my body

[Matron]

That's what I was thinking, big hips/thigh area.

[Matron]

But what about us ladies? Where's our beefcake?

[Matron]

Fix the link, and I'll tell ya!

I like dark hair though. :P

[Suitcase]

Not fixed. How do I glimpse into your homo-erotic dreams now?

[Suitcase]

It wasn't working but you just see his face in everything.

It's working now. Blimey!

[Matron]

It's working now.

Nice, but I like a man with hair on his head.

[lazzara]

lol

[Indigo]

^ that's my brother, ban him now before it's too late.

[Void]

Brothers at AllRPG always make me worrisome.

[Phakiel]

If you ask me who I think its a really attractive dude, I say Ryan Reynolds

http://www.starmagazin.cz/wp-content/uploads/ryan-reynolds-71.jpg

[Tenacious P]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/blueeon03/jason-statham-mh-02.jpg

If you had to ask me who I thought was a good looking man, it'd be Jason Statham.

How's that for a beefcake? :p
He is BALDING, dude. That knocks him out of the beefcake category.

[Indigo]

I'd have to say Mitch Hewer:

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8566/mitch4ft5.jpg

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/FallenE/MitchHewer3.jpg

You don't know who he is.

He's an actor in my favorite teen drama, skins.

[Evil]

This one's for you, Poofy!

Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my choice
Whats a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Disarm you with a smile
And leave you like they left me here
To wither in denial
The bitterness of one whos left alone
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my voice
Whats a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you

[Poofy]

Feh!

She told me
Why she told me lies
Always take care of this
I told her how I've always stayed
Always waiting for nothing

When I get out of here
When I leave you behind
I'll find that the years passed us by

And I can see you
Running through the fields of sorrow
Yes I can, see you
Running through the fields of sorrow

When you get out of here
When you leave me behind
You'll find that the years passed us by

And I can see you
Running through the fields of sorrow
Yes I can, see you
Running through the fields of sorrow

[Evil]

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Lightning crashes a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door

Lightning crashes an old mother dies
Her intentions fall to the floor
The angel closes her eyes
The confusion that was hers
Belongs now to the baby down the hall

Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it.

Lightning crashes a new mother cries
This moment she's been waiting for
The angel opens her eyes
Pale blue colored iris
Presents the circle
And puts the glory out to hide, hide

Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it.

Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it.

Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it.

[Poofy]

God-like perfection
reflect in these eyes
reaching for my place - With stars on high

Damn the betrayers
Through twilight, I fall
Headlong flaming - I curse you all

There's no turning back
falling deep into the sweet collapsing black

Fly with me - forever higher
And with these wings,
We'll Set the World on Fire
Fly with me - through scorching skies
You and I - The Lie of Lies

I'm the Master of Illusion
Minister of sin
Two - faced snake - wicked - shedding skin

I will forsake you
Destroy and unmake you
With all my might, I will take you down

There's no turning back
Falling deep into the sweet collapsing black

Fly with me - forever higher
And with these wings,
We'll Set the World on Fire
Fly with me - through scorching skies
You and I - The Lie of Lies

Don't leave me - you need me
only I know the way...

[Less Than Liz]

I see people are either picking their D.O.B or thinking of Hitchhiker's Guide.

[Evil]

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Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I'd do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be thinking of you
It's the wrong time
For somebody new
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

Is that alright?
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright?
If you don't shoot it how am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright?
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright
With you?

Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I'd do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be cheating on you
It's the wrong time
She's pulling me through
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

Is that alright?
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright?
If you dont shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright?
If I give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright
Is that alright with you?

Is that alright?
If I give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright?
If you don't shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright?
If I give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright
Is that alright with you?

Is that alright?
Is that alright?
Is that alright?
Is that alright?
Is that alright?
Is that alright with you?

No...

[Poofy]

Shup, Liz.

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I am pain
I am real. I'm not a dream
I'm the chain around your neck as you scream

Surrender now
You can't beat death at his ruthless game
Make your bow
Hang your head in shame

I can't believe there is no way out...
You'll find you are wrong
You fill me with doubt...
You were never that strong

I am pain
I am the wound that never heals
It's all in vain
No compromise, no deals...

I can't believe this is the end
It's written in stone
Where are my friends?
You have always been alone!

(Pain!) We lead
We hide as the pain leaves the rage inside
(Motion personified alpha)
Being here, welcomed by...a sane mind
A travelled lie

I am pain
I am the end, I am your wraith
Nothing remains
I'm the loss of hope and faith

I can't believe there is no way out...
You'll I find you are wrong
You fill me with doubt...
You were never that strong

We lead, we hide as the pain leaves the rage inside
(Motion personified alpha)
Being here, welcomed by...a sane mind
A traveled lie
All the time, I had waited with rage
All the time, I was promised my salvation

I can't accept this, we will find a way
Out of this cesspool of doom and dismay
Beyond this dejection there's beauty and grace
A glorious future we long to embrace

(Pain!) All the time, I have waited with rage
(Motion personified alpha)
All the time, I was promised my salvation

[Tenacious P]

I see people are either picking their D.O.B or thinking of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Ha, I didn't notice the 42 thing until you said that. But I picked 87 because it's my favorite number. I was born in 85, like all the cool people.

[Less Than Liz]

'86 here.

I picked 42.

[Poofy]

Take your coherency somewhere else.


Far, far beyond the island
We dwelt in shades of twilight
Through dread and weary days
Through grief and endless pain

It lies unknown
The land of mine
A hidden gate
To save us from the shadow fall
The lord of water spoke
In the silence
Words of wisdom
I've seen the end of all
Be aware the storm gets closer

Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're a damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change
Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're a damned kind can't you see
That tomorrows bears insanity

Gone's the wisdom
Of a thousand years
A world in fire and chains and fear
Leads me to a place so far
Deep down it lies my secret vision
I better keep it safe

Shall I leave my friends alone
Hidden in my twilight hall
(I) know the world is lost in fire
Sure there is no way to turn it
Back to the old days
Of bliss and cheerful laughter
We're lost in barren lands
Caught in the running flames
Alone
How shall we leave the lost road
Time's getting short so follow me
A leader's task so clearly
To find a path out of the dark

Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're a damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change
Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're a damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change

Even though
The storm calmed down
The bitter end
Is just a matter of time

Shall we dare the dragon
Merciless he's poisoning our hearts
Our hearts

How shall we leave the lost road
Time's getting short so follow me
A leader's task so clearly
To find a path out of the dark

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

(i have a vauge rememberance of something like that online)
Water: Our Blood
Air: Our Breath
Earth: Our Body
And Fire: Our Spirit

[Evil]

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

[Poofy]

Curse you, Captain Planet!

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

you ruined my elemental power speech
*kicks evils back with a steel toed combat boot breaking his back between the 10th and 15th vertebrae*
my revenge is finished

[Poofy]

Shroyuken!

[Indigo]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h132/tazzmission1981/the-shining-cookie-monster.jpg

[Indigo]

this thread should be called "RW and Evil, the love story"

[Evil]

Wanna do a threesome?

[Indigo]

hm...

k

[Jun]

Female Link is still hotter.

[Dick Fitzwell]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Desaluta/spydad.png

[Poofy]

Pyro the Imposter!

[Evil]

I dun get it.

[Atlas]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h132/tazzmission1981/the-shining-cookie-monster.jpg

Hahaha. I loved this.

[Dick Fitzwell]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5665/tf2bysaejinohyg2.jpg

[Evil]

Oh.

Here's a kitten.

LhBPGvSe7vY&NR=1

[Atlas]

I hate seeing such cuteness when I can't play, too.

[Poofy]

I dun get it.
It's from a manly game with butterfly knives and flamethrowers, not some level 53 rainbow sprinkles magic casting game, so no, YOU WOULDN'T

[Evil]

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[Poofy]

I still gotta beat that game.

[Evil]

I don't even know what it is. I did a search for "rainbow sprinkles magic casting" and that's what I got.

[Poofy]

You SUCK!


I'm the only one on the forums right now. BLAGH!@sdzFVAG

[Mark]

hahahahahahahah 69 I have no idea what I should spam about... :(

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

why not just say something stupid?

[Mark]

I do that enough as it is. :/

[Poofy]

The northern winds
Of painful colds
Forever night
Of northern lights

In the Elder Days
Morgoth's realm in Northern Waste
Great threat to Arda's child
The War of Wrath it to become

Centuries of forlorn fight
Last hope, the aid divine
Guardian of the world
Gods of justice and light
Came and defeated the one
The master of disharmony

All ablaze by the glory of their arms
Swell of the trumpets filled the sky
Morgoth banished from the Middle-earth
His reign, never shall rise again

In the Elder Days
Morgoth's realm in Northern Waste
Only ruin from the ancient times
By the battle of the Gods

[Mark]

god I love wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****

edit

make sure you type in F U C K instead of the **** it goes to a different page... :p

[Tenacious P]

Everyone who voted 69 needs to move on from 6th grade. :P

I played in my third disc golf tournament today, did pretty well, got badly sunburned, and now I have strep throat.

Spam.

[Mark]

Everyone who voted 69 needs to move on from 6th grade. :P

I played in my third disc golf tournament today, did pretty well, got badly sunburned, and now I have strep throat.

Spam.

you know you picked 69 too!

btw i was one of em too! lol

[Atlas]

**** **** **** ****

**** **** **** ****

****ity ****ity **** ****

[Poofy]

Hadouken!

[Tenacious P]

I'm going to bed. **** all of you!

[Poofy]

I should beat the shit out of you, just 'cause...

[Cyrus the virus]

fart

[Poofy]

ChGcfHieqqs

[Matron]

You people scare me sometimes.

[Tenacious P]

I want that t-shirt.

[Poofy]

7MCtDwF8Aok

[Matron]

So funny, we have a spam thread, and a youtube thread, and the youtube thread is idle, and the spam thread is full of youtube vids.

[Poofy]

Shup, ya drunk.

[Indigo]

sdogjuyguykguyguygjasdfsghdfsdfr aeeawt5 ar aar zazaza

that was me continually punching my keyboard.

[Less Than Liz]

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First time I saw this, it made me think of Liz...plus, the girl is cute.
Ha, you're not the first person who has said that to me.

[Poofy]

qImx5ZfL6IQ

Hold the wood for me, Justin.

[Electric Banana]

Put a heating pad on your head or have your husband massage the back of your neck right where the bottom of your skull is at the occipital ridge.
Translation: Have sex.

It's working now.

Nice, but I like a man with hair on his head.

...which head? lolololololol

Here's my spam contribution:

If you haven't seen this, do yourself a favor:
Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA)


(Also, I voted 42.)

[Poofy]

Sweet.

[Dick Fitzwell]

(Also, I voted 42.)

THANK YOU

[Dick Fitzwell]

Also Blue, did you see this one? It amused me a lot


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[Cyrus the virus]

First time I saw this, it made me think of Liz.

Haha, I totally see that.

[sheeP]

Wait, I dont see it.

unless liz likes phelps..

[Evil]

WlZeBn0ddZM

[sheeP]

Of all the things you could post.. thats what you chose? :p

[Evil]

Yes!

[sheeP]

I also thought I'd see you around more.. wtf man?


..I mean.. I didnt come here for you! >_>

[Blackdragon]

It's almost 3 o clock and I can't sleep worth shit, due to my body deciding it wants to subdue me with pain and a fever so hot you can fry an egg on me.

[Evil]

I also thought I'd see you around more.. wtf man?


..I mean.. I didnt come here for you! >_>

If it weren't for World of Warcraft, I'd be plenty more active.

In fact, I'm playing it now.

[sheeP]

Ive lost many good men to the deathtrap they call wow..

[Evil]

But it's fun!

[Dick Fitzwell]

IEugtOiasB4

[Poofy]

I was contemplating buying it.... haven't owned a Madden game since Madden 01 on the PS2.

[Evil]

CaXkYSId80o

[Poofy]

Raiden never sung that.... HM.

[Evil]

Oh yes he did! The video proves it!

[Poofy]

You're full of SHIT!

[Evil]

Not anymore.

[Indigo]

i av a webcamzzzz

[Cyrus the virus]

That video really sucked.

[Poofy]

Stay tuned for more Mortal Kombat, right here on USA.

[Raidou]

88 so that this thread will have prosperity?

[Cyrus the virus]

I found a cel phone lol

[Raidou]

I found a cel phone lol

what's the model? working condition?

[Poofy]

PSYCHO CRUSHER!

[Mark]

WHY ARE WE YELLING AT US!?!?!?!?!

**** YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[Poofy]

A gathering summoned by the Elder
A consequence of what's imminent
A prophecy dark and foreboding
Forces the to face human intent

The chosen seek refuge in the mountains
Reluctantly the loved ones recognize
The sacrifice they must adhere to
The only hope for future Setian life
Like a martyr sacrificed

Await the days of Clouding
Earth Mother's sharing in our pain
Erase the human memory
They know not of where they came
And though our hearts are broken
We have to wipe the tears away
In vain they did not suffer
Ten thousand strong will seize the day

What we possess, mankind is after
Direct descendants of the Architect
Children of God, seeds of creation
Stakes so high we must never relent

We lie in wait 'til the human minds are clouded
Initiation of the Master Plan
Assimilate, build new life among them
Centuries will pass, patience will win
We are the bane of man

Await the days of Clouding
Earth Mother's sharing in our pain
Erase the human memory
They know not of where they came
And though our hearts are broken
We have to wipe the tears away
In vain they did not suffer
Ten thousand strong will seize the day

[Atlas]

I LYKES THE CHEEEEeEEeeeeEEeeze
GIVE ME SOME PLEASE

I LYKES THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESe

the end

[Poofy]

Well I gotta get up early tomorrow, which is far too easy for me to do. So to complicate life's simplicity, I'm gonna hit the booze.

[Atlas]

Cute:

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[Evil]

Bite him again, Charlie!

6MF_6OgwGNg

[Poofy]

Stop! In the name of love!

[Evil]

M3iOROuTuMA

[Poofy]

toyODSBHji0

[Tenacious P]

old.

[Dick Fitzwell]

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON

[Evil]

old.

No, you!

[Phakiel]

His name is Robert Paulson!

[Evil]

His name is Robert Paulson?

[Cyrus the virus]

what's the model? working condition?

Samsung. Brand new.

[Jarrid]

And kids, that was the first time I ever sucked a dick for crack, but not the last.

[Dick Fitzwell]

so how are you guys and gals doing tonight?

[Poofy]

Jews mugged me and stole my shoe laces.

[Dick Fitzwell]

sounds like you got jewed XD

[Phakiel]

I might go get drunk tonight. I hate when friends visit you from abroad, you get drunk everyday.

[Dick Fitzwell]

I love to visit friends abroad. Mainly ones from Sweden.

[Indigo]

I have a pounding headache.

Oh guess what I'm selling all of my ps2 games today. But I'll keep my SMTs, SHs and KHs.

My ps2 is broken.

[Evil]

mvRvjq_MFl4

[Poofy]

Invaders! Possibly from space!

[Mark]

My Balls itch...im gunna scratch them.

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

*listins to the incoherent chatter that goes on inside my own mind*

[Mark]

so like you all suck for not knowing what today is....im kinda sad from it. figured one of you guys woulda mentioned it.

[sheeP]

um, sundance?

[Phakiel]

Mother's birthday?

[Evil]

It's Friday.

[Poofy]

I disagree.

[Cyrus the virus]

so like you all suck for not knowing what today is....im kinda sad from it. figured one of you guys woulda mentioned it.

I hope you're crying your salty tears, you baby.

[Poofy]

I disagree.

[Cyrus the virus]

I agree with that.

[Cyrus the virus]

*explodes*

[~Chachamaru_Karakuri~]

*cleans up Cyrus from everything*
Wonder how he pulled that one off

[Teenychicka]

Explode? I tend to have that effect on men.