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TeenyChicka - This Canadian cutie has made quite a name for herself in her short time on the forums. She makes mens' hearts flutter at the very sight of her. Maybe she'll make yours flutter even more, if you win her.
Sword Master Mark - Even though he changed his name to Markuken or something like that, he's still known as the brash, drunken, sailor who will slice and dice you with his blade. Perhaps he'll spare you, if you win him.
Isama Suhern - Kind of a quiet guy, post wise, anyway, but he's an oldbie with heart, and that's gotta count for something. Maybe you can coax him out of his shell if you win him.
Data - One of the more respected members here, even if she doesn't post a lot. You better keep your teeth clean or she'll beat the crap out of you with those guns she's packin'. She might let you slide if you win her.
Atlas - Even though it appears he's taking a hiatus from the forums, he's still a valued member, if not a bit hyper at times. Maybe you can get him to see his worth if you win him.
Matron - This Southern beauty may be a bit older than most of our other members, but she's definitely got it where it counts. Much like fine wine, Matron has only gotten better as time has passed. Perhaps you can share a glass of wine with her if you win her.
Polygon - Another guy who is a bit of mystery, Polygon is one of our more underrated members. Always has something nice and profound to say and seems to be an all around good guy. Perhaps you can find out more about him if you win him.
Block ends Sunday at Midnight.
*wanders in with authority to bid*
10K on Teenychicka. Feel free to bid against me all you want. Assume automatically I'll bid 10K over you. I will.
Poofy
08-23-2008, 04:42 AM
10k on Matron, Atlas, and Poly.
I'm gonna own one of these fuckers, I just don't know which...
Polygon
08-23-2008, 04:54 AM
*wanders in with authority to bid*
10K on Teenychicka. Feel free to bid against me all you want. Assume automatically I'll bid 10K over you. I will.
That's one big LOL.
Lodis
08-23-2008, 04:57 AM
5K on Isama Suhern
10K on Data
Less Than Liz
08-23-2008, 05:05 AM
15k on Data.
That's one big LOL.
Glad you laughed. Wasn't kidding. :)
Jarrid
08-23-2008, 05:47 AM
20k on Atlas
10k on Mark
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-23-2008, 07:50 AM
100K on Tiny.
(really, this is the economically feasible solution; it will get up this high anyway, might as well eliminate the non-players right off the bat)
sheeP
08-23-2008, 07:52 AM
110k on teeny :p
Now, now, now, rules are rules.
If the bidding does get that high, then make those bids then.
Give everyone a chance, even if it's technically foolish. Last two bids on teeny don't count.
Teenychicka
08-23-2008, 08:37 AM
Nuts! I'll be busy all weekend so I'll miss out on all this fun!
<3 to all!
sheeP
08-23-2008, 08:51 AM
Mine wouldnt have counted anyways, Blue ;)
Indigo
08-23-2008, 11:03 AM
21k on atlas
What was the last real bid on Teeny? 20K?
30K.
Phakiel
08-23-2008, 03:07 PM
20K on Matron
40K on Teenychicka, although this certain rival bidder will obviously win, prick.
40K on Teenychicka, although this certain rival bidder will obviously win, prick.
:) Hey at least she's the only one I CAN bid on, via special permission from THE SERGG and Blue.
and 50K on Teeny.
Polygon
08-23-2008, 05:02 PM
Glad you laughed. Wasn't kidding. :)
I no, I believed you. I laughed when I looked at your credits.
Teenychicka
08-23-2008, 05:57 PM
Hear that? I make hearts "flutter" XD
I'm practically a superhero.
20K Data
60K Teeny
Blue, is the cap that someone can bid on someone also 400K?
Because the first person to make that bid would win who they were bidding on, yes?
All those extra credits are for naught! Rawr!
Less Than Liz
08-23-2008, 10:26 PM
25k on Data.
Blue, is the cap that someone can bid on someone also 400K?
Because the first person to make that bid would win who they were bidding on, yes?
All those extra credits are for naught! Rawr!
Decent enough theory in which in a normal situation one might have a shot....but this is hardly a normal situation since I have permission to cheat at this game and could, in all honesty, bid 400K right now. Mostly I just want to see how the game goes through tomorrow.
oh and 70K on Teeny
No, when and if someone makes a bid for 400k, someone else who has that much can make the same bid. Those two will "campaign" for donations and who ever can pony up the most campaign donations wins that poster.
Think of it as sudden death.
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 01:31 AM
35k Data.
Arguing that a Mod or Admin is abusing power is one thing, but the accusations don't stick too well when the abuser owns the site.
Arguing that a Mod or Admin is abusing power is one thing, but the accusations don't stick too well when the abuser owns the site.
Just so you don't think I'm doing this to be an ass....there IS a reason for my.....trespassing of the rules of the game. Besides....it's one person. I'm not doing this in any further rounds or on any others up for auction. :) Still plenty for everyone and I'm not abusing the system. Besides, it's not like I didn't put myself up for auction. :D
Matron
08-24-2008, 01:53 AM
And I am very happy with my purchase! :D
Well alright then....35K Data
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 02:28 AM
45k Data.
And just because I'm special too, consider me betting above any person who bids on Data henceforth.
Matron
08-24-2008, 02:58 AM
I'm starting to feel unwanted...
Polygon
08-24-2008, 03:09 AM
At least you're not alone.
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 03:39 AM
Wow, I did not even realize Matron was available. 20k Matron.
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 03:56 AM
Just so you don't think I'm doing this to be an ass....there IS a reason for my.....trespassing of the rules of the game. Besides....it's one person. I'm not doing this in any further rounds or on any others up for auction. :) Still plenty for everyone and I'm not abusing the system. Besides, it's not like I didn't put myself up for auction. :D
I'm the biggest proponent of private property rights on this site; what you do with what you own is your fucking business, yo.
55K data, 30K Matron
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 03:58 AM
60k Data, 35k Matron.
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 03:59 AM
70K data!
I am poor.
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 04:20 AM
Hmmmm, would Data hate it more with more Scott, I wonder? Also, even though it is general consensus here that it is acceptable to call you Scott, I never asked and feel like it's impolite not to do so before calling you it. May I, DSB?
71k Data....
I'mmmmm druuunk.
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 04:23 AM
Given that people call me Scott whom I've never had a personal interaction with, I think it should probably go without saying that using my real name is appropriate given that we've actually had conversations off of this forum. In all honesty, I wonder where the entire "Scott" trend started. (I still appreciate the satire in your post, though... now go talk about how awesome the Jaguar Shark scene is in my new thread)
And I'm drunker than you are. *challenge!*
80K Data.
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 05:05 AM
(I still appreciate the satire in your post, though... now go talk about how awesome the Jaguar Shark scene is in my new thread)
I can't find it!!!
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 05:08 AM
http://www.worldoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fail2.jpg
Alcohol makes using an inernet meme cool!
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 05:25 AM
I say this as a friend: douche!!!!
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 06:12 AM
I can't think of anything witty to say, but God doesn't love you.
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 06:43 AM
Fuck you. 95k Data.
Things are heating up in here. I like it.
100K on Teenychicka. :D
......what? I'm bored.
Teenychicka
08-24-2008, 09:21 AM
Gay....what a rip. No contest. Hyde, you aren't allowed to win, you cheater :p
Jarrid
08-24-2008, 10:37 AM
Given that people call me Scott whom I've never had a personal interaction with, I think it should probably go without saying that using my real name is appropriate given that we've actually had conversations off of this forum. In all honesty, I wonder where the entire "Scott" trend started.
And I'm drunker than you are. *challenge!*
Good question, but I have no clue how it started. I have always either called you Ice (Ice Ice Baby, when you entered the chat back in the day) or just Scott like I do now. If I have talked to somebody here outside of the forums like the chat or via messaging system, I will usually go by their first name. Paul and Joe are two other people that I call by their first name all the time.
About being tanked, I am not drunk, but I feel pretty good, so I lose at this challenge. The Gouden Carolus Tripel beers kicked my ass, though.
45k on Dana
30k on Atlas
20k on Polygon
10k on Isama Suhern
Gay....what a rip. No contest. Hyde, you aren't allowed to win, you cheater :p
Say the words and I'll drop out. I was doing this for you anyway.
DrunkSwashbuckler
08-24-2008, 04:17 PM
100k data.
No one else is gunna buy me? oh well atleast TeenyChicka and Data definitly has the high priority of needed to be owned. :p
Less Than Liz
08-24-2008, 11:58 PM
114k Data.
Phakiel
08-25-2008, 01:37 AM
110K on Teenychicka
50K on Matron
Blackdragon
08-25-2008, 03:59 AM
60k on Matron
It's past midnight. Thread closed. Blue will tally as soon as he can, I'm sure.
Galen won himself a sweet Southern Mama for a bid of 60k. Hope your girlfriend doesn't mind.
Hyde procured himself a sweet Teenychicka for a bid of 120k. We all saw it coming, though. Enjoy.
Ol' Lizzy snagged herself a Data with a bid of 114k. I imagine they can now share workout tips or whatever....and braid each others hair. ;)
Jarrid got a deal by winning Atlas, Polygon, Mark, and Isama with bids of 30k for Atlas, 20k for Polygon, and 10k each for Mark and Isama. Nice haul, dude. Now you can begin working on that dream of owning your own sweatshop.
This concludes Block 4. The 5th and final block will start Monday at Midnight which would technically be Tuesday, but you get my meaning.
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