Happy Birthday Atlas?

[Raidou]

Sertiko is Atlas right? I'm confused. Anyway, happy birthday, cheers.

[Phakiel]

Happy birthday Atlass

PRESENT!

Superpizza

http://www.mealmotivation.com/images/500/pizza-ideas/evil-hot-pizza.jpg

It looks disgusting, like that chicken you ate in Zimbabwe.

[Matron]

Happy birthday! I think it's a little early in our part of the world though.

[Hyde]

That pizza frightens me a little.

Happy Birthday Man!

[Raidou]

yaa is at least 12 hours difference between South Carolina and Kuala Lumpur.

[Matron]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j74/direcharm/images.jpg

[Cyrus the virus]

Happy Birthday Atloo!

[Teenychicka]

Birthday cupcake!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u110/Volenier/CUPCAKES.jpg

[Matron]

Oh yeah, even I took a few minutes to seethe cupcakes!

[Poofy]

Happy Birthday.

[Priest4hire]

Yeah, Happy Birthday and many more.

[Jarrid]

Haha, Martine.

Happy birthday, Kasey. Hope you have a good one, man.

[LataKali]

Birthday cupcake!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u110/Volenier/CUPCAKES.jpg

wow... I *really* like this pic. lol


Oh yeah, and happy birthday to... whomever. jk :)

[Cyrus the virus]

Birthday cupcake!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u110/Volenier/CUPCAKES.jpg

"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of mumblemumblemumble..."

[Atlas]

Yeah... and having sex the other day was awesome. I'm drunk. I fucked a teenage mom. Yep. Drunk. College is cool... doin' that. Wooo... God, what in the fuck is going on here? Where is the fucking beer? Wow, I think my drunken grammar/spelling has made leaps thus far. T

Thank you all for your wonderful contributions! May you all be blessed and have that tight woopty all night.

[Atlas]

YEAH! So, I'm drunk? What in the fuck are you going to do about it? Fuck the system.

Anyways, who likes the way America has been run thus far in our highly political society? Anybody extreme left or extreme right when it comes to politics? I say fuck the system! lol

[Mary]

teenage moms put out.

[Atlas]

Seriously, though... they do.

She freaked out afterwards because I guess she's not used to relationships and shit... you know, since the baby daddy bailed because of his drinking problem... but danm... Anyways, college shall suffice.

[Evil]

There's a system?

[Mary]

wait, you're in a relationship with her now?

[Atlas]

I'm really wasted... so... there probably is..n't...iono.

Anyways, just go with the flow you naughty sprinkled bastard.

[charolastra00]

I like the AA 12 step system.

[Jarrid]

Well, 21st birthday. He has not declared he is a Power Ranger yet.

[Evil]

Give him time.

[Atlas]

TIME'S UP CUZ ATLAS IS BOUTS TO POUNCE ON YA LIKE A PANTHA COMIN OUTTA COMPTON LIKE A LION GONNA RAWR ON YA SHIT LIKE EZ TIMAS COMIN' FOR YA FOLKS AND YA POKES AND YA FUCK YOU B TICH

[Mary]

he's declared he's in a relationship with a teenage mother he banged.

[Atlas]

Get in line.

[Atlas]

No.

At first yes, but then she realized she was way too busy with her kids n' all... we're still "friends".

:)

[charolastra00]

he's declared he's in a relationship with a teenage mother he banged.

Thanks for the translation. You could make a career out of this. ;)

[Atlas]

Get in line.

[charolastra00]

I'm sure that's just what she needs, another immature alcoholic in her life. Bad judgment.

Happy birthday.

[Mary]

so the sex was bad, she freaked out and used her kids as an excuse to dump you? no wonder you're smashed.

Happy Birthday.

[Dick Fitzwell]

can we move this into atlas' birthday thread?

[Cyrus the virus]

Hey guys I had SEX yesterday lol isn't that cool?????

[Sushi_b]

Happy birthday Atlus. Sounds like you may forget this by tomorrow :p

[Atlas]

Happy Birthday, Atlas...or should I say Fontaine? :p

Fontaine is right. :o

[Jun]

Can I write a poem about you feeling my words, Atlass? It'll be the best present, ever.

[The Varsh]

Atlas!!! The Varsh is pleased to know that your birthday rocked! How does he know this!? The Varsh is all seeing and all knowing and all smelling!!! Happy Birthday!

[Indigo]

Happy Bday man, have a good one.

[Atlas]

so the sex was bad, she freaked out and used her kids as an excuse to dump you? no wonder you're smashed.

Happy Birthday.

She called me back... and things are going well...

So, I guess the sex wasn't that bad. ;)

[Balthier]

Happy belated Birthday Atlas. Hope yours was as great as mine. :)

[Atlas]

It was definitely great. Made some sweet, sweet love and got a lot of money. Yesterday I also went to Frisco where there was an awesome Hippie Festival at Golden Gate Park. Smoked some joints and had a grand ol' time.

[Phakiel]

Dope Fiend!

[Devil King]

Happy b day.

[Void]

Smoked joints? That doesn't sound all that adventurous for a birthday celebration. I want to hear about the real drugs.

[UO_Duck]

he's declared he's in a relationship with a teenage mother he banged.

yawntastic.

[Phakiel]

Oh taking drugs, how I look at my past life and see all those substances and crazyness. Sometimes I do miss college but overall, I have no desire to touch drugs again.

[Void]

See, I'm the exact opposite. I've gone straight edge, but want to sniff E more than anything.

Ugh. I sound addicted.

[Phakiel]

Dope fiend!

[Cyrus the virus]

Sniff E?

[Poofy]

yawntastic.
I gotta add that word to my vocabulary.

[Void]

Sniff E?

Yeah. It's a better high than eating it.

[Cyrus the virus]

...Better high?

[Atlas]

Hard drugs are fun if done safely.


^Some may deem that statement as an oxymoron, though. And rightly so. But really, to each his own.

Also, Tom, I avoided the E/Coke/etc. due to the fact that I was the driver. Kinda sucked, eh! :)

[Cyrus the virus]

I really never did E and thought 'hey how could I make myself more horny and awake?'

[Void]

It's more about the pleasure. Seratonin for the win.

But the horniness is cool too.