[PG]AllRPG Road Trip

[Dick Fitzwell]

I started writing this about a year ago, and I finally came across it in my notebook, and I figured I may as well post it...


A few years ago, an older member of the forums had proposed an idea. An AllRPG Road Trip. Many members were excited and all for the idea. As fun as the idea seemed, the trip unfortunately did not happen. I recently thought about what would have occurred if the trip happened.


http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Alright, I got everything all packed up and ready. It's time to go visit Lone Wolf.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_tGRbgaFgWh4/R2tT5-sZwxI/AAAAAAAABpI/feeC56flFOU/s1600-h/hippie_van.jpg

A Few hours later in Tuscaloosa, Alabama
*knock knock*
http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Kyle? What are you doing here?

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Road trip.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: So you just wanted to stop off and hang out, huh? Well that's cool, come on in.

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Well yeah, I mean if I don't stop off here to pick you up, how else would you come with?

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Coming with? I didn't read anything about it on the forums.

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: The thread was stickied for like 3 months, dude.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: I don't have anything packed, and I certainly haven't taken time off of work for it. Not only that, but -

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: GET IN THE DAMN VAN.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Oh god, I'm going, don't hurt me!

*While on the road*

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: So where are we headed next?

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Off to Pensacola to pick up Pafl- Poa- Pah-

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: ...

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Joe.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Wicked cool.

*3 hours later in Mobile, Alabama*

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Here, drink this beer, and drink it fast.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: What, why?

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: I need the bottle for something.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Well, I don't really drink...

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: I CAN'T DRINK AND DRIVE, DAMMIT, I NEED THAT BOTTLE.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Can't you just dump it out on the road?

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: No, I can not just dump out out on the road!

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Fine, but just this once... *glug glug*

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Thanks. Now I need that bottle quickly.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: I uh... okay, here you go.

*Lone hears a zipping noise and looks over to see Kyle unzipping his pants.*

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: Oh god, what are you doing?!

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: I just gotta piss, calm down.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: But you're driving!

http://www.gsarchives.net/snes/final_fantasy_6/sprites/non-animated/playable_characters/Char_Gogo_Stand-F.gif Kyle: Well yeah? That's why I can't do it out of the window.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/suikoden/sprites/non-animated/portrait/zen.gifLone: ...

*A short time later in Pensacola, Florida*
*knock knock*

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:oqB9DxkI1qURAM:http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tir_mcdohl/mcdohlnew100.jpgJoe: Hey guys, I'll be ready in a second.


-End of part 1-

[Void]

Clearly an astonishing rendition of real life events!

[charolastra00]

You skipped Cumming, Georgia. :(

[Dick Fitzwell]

We'll be going around the country in a counter clockwise fashion.

[Devil King]

Hahahah, this is grand.

Crazy fuckin' Kyle. ;)

[Mary]

Milledgeville, GA is closer to Pensacola than Cumming! Plus it has all sorts of fun, back roads and cows leading to it.

[Mary]

indeed ;) wish you were from a place called cumming?

[Dick Fitzwell]

anywhere I live I turn into a place called cumming.


p.s. stop queering up my thread

[Jarrid]

False information. Kyle would do the right thing and drink and drive. ;)

Keep it on coming, Joe.

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

You guys know me so well.

*sniff*

[Mary]

Wow, Joe, you actually got Kyle to make a post of the forums. Impressive.

[Devil King]

You guys know me so well.

*sniff*

<33

[Jarrid]

You guys know me so well.

*sniff*

It's alive!!!!

[Trillian]

indeed ;) wish you were from a place called cumming?

My ex-roommate's father lives in Cumming. For real! I have a Cumming connection :)

[charolastra00]

My ex-roommate's father lives in Cumming. For real! I have a Cumming connection :)

What? Knowing the Cumshots for years wasn't enough of a connection for you. :P

[Trillian]

What? Knowing the Cumshots for years wasn't enough of a connection for you. :P
But, I shook his hand! I shook the hand of a man from Cumming! I thought I knew the place before I met him, but I feel like I've almost been there now. :P

[Void]

I had a teacher named Richard Cumming. I often asked him why he didn't go by Dick.