Legal name changes

[Sushi_b]

If you could legally change your name what would it be?

Max Power?
Booby McBoob?
Tutti Frutti?
Joe Joey Joe Joe?
Marty McFly?

What will would it be?

[LataKali]

McLovin.

[Phakiel]

Antonio Stark and Bruce Wayne

[WOTON]

Magnus Greel or Kacricon Cacooler.

[Cyrus the virus]

Lance Uppercut.

Or Electro.

[Ryujin]

Jonas Blackbird, Ulysses Fahrenheit, something like that.

[Poofy]

Mike Hunt, Jack Hoff, Dick Hertz, etc etc.....

[Mark]

McLovin.

haha there is a guy on my ship who looks just like McLovin...we tell him he should change his name to it all the time. :p

but yeah I like my name Im all set thank you very much.

[Devil King]

Demitrius Bacardi.

[Dick Fitzwell]

Lance Uppercut.

asshole this is the name I use for everything that I have to put a first and last name >:[ But as for a serious answer, I would probably change my last name to something scandinavian. And change my first name to Josef instead.

[Phakiel]

Raymond Augustus Thunderbolt

[sheeP]

Jimmy Dean

[jerubal]

I can, and I haven't, so I probably wouldn't.
I knew a guy who changed his name to Eugene Megatron... and a couple who were going to give their little boy the middle name Danger.

[Phakiel]

Danger is his middle name?

[Trillian]

Oh! I can't wait to change my last name. All I have to do is get married! If that doesn't happen, I might consider changing my last name to something obscenely normal like Smith or Jones. I am so tired of spelling my last name for people and then answering questions about its origins. I can't imagine a lifetime of doing so! Hopefully I can get rid of my current name sooooon!!

[Mark]

the only thing I dislike about my last name is the fact that people can never pronounce it correctly the first time. its not hard. you say Spin and then you say the letter O. Spino...not hard. not hard at all.

[dutch]

Jack Package
Pronounced Peck-ahge

[Tenacious P]

My fake name has ALWAYS been Joe Bisnarf. Been using it for internet registrations since the stone ages.

[sheeP]

Oh! I can't wait to change my last name. All I have to do is get married! If that doesn't happen, I might consider changing my last name to something obscenely normal like Smith or Jones. I am so tired of spelling my last name for people and then answering questions about its origins. I can't imagine a lifetime of doing so! Hopefully I can get rid of my current name sooooon!!

People make me spell my name too, or else they spell it wildly wrong..

Guess you cant marry me :p

[Tenacious P]

There's really only two spelling options for your last name... People are stupid.

What's really annoying is having a super common name like mine (Petersen), and nobody ever, EVER gets it right on paper. It's not PeterSON, it's PeterSEN. Danish vikings roll in their graves every time someone gets it wrong.

[Serge]

When I finally become the worlds first supreme dictator I shall be known as Lord Sergg. I have also chosen the following.

Economic Adviser: Dreamless
Dentist: Data
Dictator of the French: Fabs
Dictator of the US: Hyde
Dictator of Sony: Hayabusa
Dictator of Nintendo: Kyle
Adviser to all thing internet: Biske
Dictator of all Snack foods: Joe
Dictator of Japan: Sushi_b
Mail and Vehicle Adviser: Karsh

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[Phakiel]

There's really only two spelling options for your last name... People are stupid.

What's really annoying is having a super common name like mine (Petersen), and nobody ever, EVER gets it right on paper. It's not PeterSON, it's PeterSEN. Danish vikings roll in their graves every time someone gets it wrong.

I had a client once whose last name was Petersen, hated the crap out of him. He was this huge crazy guy from Montana who got royaly screwed in a hotel deal and he blamed us for not being able to fix his absurd amounts of fuck ups.

[Fabs]

When I finally become the worlds first supreme dictator I shall be known as Lord Sergg. I have also chosen the following.

Economic Adviser: Dreamless
Dentist: Data
Dictator of the French: Fabs
Dictator of the US: Hyde
Dictator of Sony: Hayabusa
Dictator of Nintendo: Kyle
Adviser to all thing internet: Biske
Dictator of all Snack foods: Joe
Dictator of Japan: Sushi_b
Mail and Vehicle Adviser: Karsh

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I'll have my very own french army of awesomeness! Yes, I know, cue surrender jokes, however, Lord Sergg is supreme leader of the world now, so no more wars, no more surrendering! It's smelly cheese perfect.

[jerubal]

Want a country/role? sign up here.England, Canada, and Switzerland or Norway.

[Phakiel]

When I finally become the worlds first supreme dictator I shall be known as Lord Sergg. I have also chosen the following.

Economic Adviser: Dreamless
Dentist: Data
Dictator of the French: Fabs
Dictator of the US: Hyde
Dictator of Sony: Hayabusa
Dictator of Nintendo: Kyle
Adviser to all thing internet: Biske
Dictator of all Snack foods: Joe
Dictator of Japan: Sushi_b
Mail and Vehicle Adviser: Karsh

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I want South America, particularly if I can kill Chavez personally without consequences, and all so called communist. I fucking hate communists.

[jerubal]

We all hate commies, son. *pats Phakiel on the shoulder with pride*

[Phakiel]

They should all just die already.

[Devil King]

When I finally become the worlds first supreme dictator I shall be known as Lord Sergg. I have also chosen the following.

Economic Adviser: Dreamless
Dentist: Data
Dictator of the French: Fabs
Dictator of the US: Hyde
Dictator of Sony: Hayabusa
Dictator of Nintendo: Kyle
Adviser to all thing internet: Biske
Dictator of all Snack foods: Joe
Dictator of Japan: Sushi_b
Mail and Vehicle Adviser: Karsh

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Sole Monarch of Latveria.

Phakiel, I love how angry your posts always are.

[Phakiel]

I am a very angry personi must say, but honestly, its 2008 already, let communism die, it doesnt work. Or was it socialism? I have vague memories of this from High school since I always tried to ignore all things dealing with communism, but there was the stage where Russia and the poor Cubans got but it wasnt all the way communism or socialism. One is like the first or second stage to get to the other, I forgot how it went.

Nevertheless, fuck communists. Bunch of freeloading assholes is what the are.

[Sushi_b]

Wow, I get to be dictator of Japan and I don't even live there! Awesome. Might as well give me control over Korea and Taiwan as well Serge. One just isn't enough. Soju, Sake and Kaoliang for all.

[Jun]

When I finally become the worlds first supreme dictator I shall be known as Lord Sergg. I have also chosen the following.

Economic Adviser: Dreamless
Dentist: Data
Dictator of the French: Fabs
Dictator of the US: Hyde
Dictator of Sony: Hayabusa
Dictator of Nintendo: Kyle
Adviser to all thing internet: Biske
Dictator of all Snack foods: Joe
Dictator of Japan: Sushi_b
Mail and Vehicle Adviser: Karsh

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I'll be the dictator of all things round

[Electric Banana]

Holden McGroin!

...seriously, if I every changed my name legally, it would be more like if I ever became a writer or an actress. Milissa Stucker doesn't have a ring to it... :/ I'd probably adopt my late great aunt's name, Katherine Cassera.

Sushi_b:
Booby McBoob?btw, it's Chesty LaRue!

[Dick Fitzwell]

When I finally become the worlds first supreme dictator I shall be known as Lord Sergg. I have also chosen the following.

Economic Adviser: Dreamless
Dentist: Data
Dictator of the French: Fabs
Dictator of the US: Hyde
Dictator of Sony: Hayabusa
Dictator of Nintendo: Kyle
Adviser to all thing internet: Biske
Dictator of all Snack foods: Joe
Dictator of Japan: Sushi_b
Mail and Vehicle Adviser: Karsh

Want a country/role? sign up here.


Uh, Scandinavia?

[Trillian]

the only thing I dislike about my last name is the fact that people can never pronounce it correctly the first time. its not hard. you say Spin and then you say the letter O. Spino...not hard. not hard at all.

If I saw Spino, I would pronounce it Spine-o. Sorry! It's because there is only one consonant between the vowels. You're name should be spelled Spinno :p

People make me spell my name too, or else they spell it wildly wrong..

Guess you cant marry me :p

Oh, darn. That foils all my plans!

[Phakiel]

I would pronounce Spino the right way, because I am awesome like that.

[Sushi_b]

btw, it's Chesty LaRue!

I haven't seen the Max Power episode in a while but I thought that was one of the names that Homer had suggested Marge change her name to.

John Smith 1882?....My Mistake!

[Hyde]

I AM SUPREME MONARCH OF AMERICA BITCHES. I am to be America's SECOND Emperor.

All Hail Lord Sergg!

[sheeP]

Oh, darn. That foils all my plans!



Our plans ;)

[Mark]

I would pronounce Spino the right way, because I am awesome like that.

lol see its not that hard. :p

but Spinno...? screw that 1 n is enough. and I dont know how people say Spine-o either. you cant say that cause there is no e! it makes no sense. I can understand Spi-no...but spine-o and Spe-no is just retarded...no e in my name anywhere.

[Trillian]

lol see its not that hard. :p

but Spinno...? screw that 1 n is enough. and I dont know how people say Spine-o either. you cant say that cause there is no e! it makes no sense. I can understand Spi-no...but spine-o and Spe-no is just retarded...no e in my name anywhere.

There doesn't have to be an "e" in your last name in order for the first vowel to be pronounced as a long vowel sound. It is the presense of any vowel after a single consonant that elongates the vowel sound preceding it. Words like "silo" and "albino" do not have an "e" and but the "i" has a long vowel sound because of the "o" in the next syllable and the presense of only one consonant. Meanwhile, words like "dildo" and "pillow" maintain the short "i" sound because there are two consonants before the "o" in the next syllable.

Anyway... you can't count on the English language being phonetic anyway. So, it doesn't really matter how your name is spelled you can say it however you want. There are two consonants at the end of my name that are completely silent. I hardly ever correct people when they pronounce them anymore though.

[Tenacious P]

Easy on Mark. He's military... ;)