Ok, here we go. Part 2.
New Cast Appearances Include
[Big Baby Sweetz]
: The presence of a little French flag like this
means that the one speaking is doing so in a french accent.
AllRPG's Party of Hope: Episode II
Written and Conceived by: RingWraith
Scene I, Setting
: A dirt trail through the wilderness of RPGdom en route to the Canadian border.
*AllRPG's Party of Hope is walking the beaten path north, when one of the members is struck with such inspiration that he MUST ask a question.*
~ r we ther yet?
~ Yes, we are there, that's why we are still walking.
~ We've been walking forever. My feet hurt. Where the hell are we going again?
~ Burlington, Ontario.
~ And where the hell is that?!
~ Ugh, Canada.
*RingWraith stops walking abruptly.*
~ What the deuce?! Please tell me that one of you bright Americans knows where Canada is?
~ (speaking with obvious disinterest) Somewhere over the rainbow?
~ ...Someone else wanna try?
*No one speaks for five seconds.*
~ Retards! Of all the incompetent...
~ ...Whoa, you best be watchin' what's comin' out of that hooded yapper of yours Wraith.
~ A puny girl would dare threaten moi?!
*RingWraith draws his sword and starts flashing and thrashing it around, thinking he's tough. He then strikes a final pose looking seductively handsome with the sun shining behind him, reflecting light off his blade.*
~ If anyone dare challenge me, let 'em speak!
*Liz whips out her cool sword.*
~ Lord of the Nazgul, whom no man can kill, prepare to die by a woman's hands! If Eowyn can kick your ass so can I!
*The realization of RW's mortal suseptability to women received a raised eye brow from aika. Her isolating disinterest pulled a 180 as her inner demons received a lustfull jolt.*
*RingWraith abruptly loses his confidence whilst remembering his feminine weakness. Memories flood his empty hood of taking a blade to the face from the Shieldmaiden, Eowyn. However RingWraith's fearful trance gradually progressed to a drooling stare at Liz's chest... Liz then took a commanding step toward him.*
*RingWraith quickly jumped behind Talaysen using him as a human shield.*
~ Back I say, or the mini mage gets a stabbin!
*Liz stops moving.*
~ "You don't want to be doing that", aika says as she moves closer to the endevour.
~ No no, he does! Stabbity stab stab! Wheeeeee!
~ Talaysen, aside from being a useless character that just falls down and recites plot progressing dialogue, is this party's only magic user. His skills are crucial to the diversity of this group's abilities. We may need his magic before the end of all this, thus logic dictates you and Liz back off for now.
*RingWraith lets go of Talaysen and Liz sheathes her sword.*
~ Very well, Miss. Vulcan.
*After an awkward pause due to them both saying the same thing, Liz and RW shot electrifyingly evil glares at one another.*
Scene II, Setting
: Same trail.
*AllRPG's Party of Hope progressed north and crossed the Canadian border. Not long after entering the new land, the party discovered an obviously agitated and disgruntled Prince Mercury running the opposite way.
~ Justin!...Thou looks like sh*t. What's up?
~ Ring, thank god I ran into you and your misfit American cronies.
*Liz, aika, Talaysen and Monkey D Luffy sigh with displeasure.*
~ Those asshole Qu?bec seperatists have invaded English Canada and are errecting massive french castles in our cities!
~ Blast it! We always feared such an attack from the Qu?becois, why we never prepared is beyond me.
~ The mighty Skuderya is leading the Qu?becois forces. I, we, this country needs your help Ring!
~ Teh fooq?
~ Where is Lord Sweetz?!
~ Big Baby Sweetz has been captured by Skuderya's primary force! He is being held captive in Burlington!
~ Crap, we were on our way to heed the advice of the drunken sage, but this changes our plans. We must rescue him!
*Monkey D Luffy begins to look very nervous.*
~ My cool sword is being called by the impending peril.
~ We can't go, it's too perilous!
~ Quiet you.
*Monkey D Luffy starts crying uncontrollably.*
~ Let's go!
Scene III, Setting
*PM and AllRPG's Party of Hope spot a large stone castle in Burlington and head in the direction of their new discovery. Once they reach the castle, and can find no trace of anyone around, they move around to a side wall and gaze up at the top.*
*No one answers.*
~ Helloooo! Is anyone theeere?!
*A few seconds pass. Then a soldier pops his head up and replies.*
Allo? Who iz it?
~ I am RingWraith, and these are the knights of AllRPG's Party of Hope. Whose castle is this?
This iz the castle of my master, Skuderya.
*Just then Skuderya pops his head up and relieves his subordinate.*
PM! It'z a very nice a to see you again! This time I will not make the mistake of letting you escape!
~ You bastard, release Lord Sweetz and go back to France!
Hawhaw, I will not listen to you, you are Canadien types!
~ Well what are you then?!
Je suis Qu?becois! Why do you think I have this outrrrageous accent you silly wraith!
~ Then what the hell are you doing in Ontario?!
Mind your own business!
~ If you will not release Lord Sweetz, we shall take this castle by force!
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons and daughters of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Wraith-of-Ring! You and all your silly English "K-nig-hts"!
~ What a strange person.
~ Now look here...
I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
*After a brief pause.*
~ Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Non. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time a.
*As PM and the party contemplate what to do, the sound of ass whuppings can be heard from behind the castle wall.*
~ What the...?
*Just then, Big Baby Sweetz pops up next to Skuderya.*
~ The Drunken Sage!!!
*Liz and RW shoot each other another pair of sliver-eyed glares.*
~ Bahaha! The likes of you puny French would never hold me for long. Your guards were incompetent and easily overcome by my wavery brawling. I will teach you Qu?becois a lesson that our government would never have the balls to. Except your women of course, french chicks rock!
*BBS whipped out a couple bottles of Keith's, shook them up vigorously and popped the tops. A cannon stream of Canadian beer shot into Skuderya, rocketting him clear off the castle wall. The party cheered wildly at the marvelous display of oldbie power.*
Scene IV, Setting
: Tim Horton's
*The Party of Hope sits down with the drunken sage, Big Baby Sweetz, to enjoy a donut and converse about how to solve the mystery of the missing members. Prince Mercury has left the group in order to lead the retaliation against the Qu?becois invaders.*
~ Lord Sweetz we have much to discuss.
~ Indeed we do. I learned much while being held captive by Skuderya's forces. As well as through my drunken meditation, I unveiled a sinister grand plot. There was more evil at work in the Qu?becois invasion than you might realize. Someone was pulling the strings behind it all. However the identity of this person may shock you.
~ Who is this fiend, Lord?
~ ...King Zeal.
*The Party gasps.*
~ How is that possible? He recently received AllRPG's Super Mod Crown. Kyle passed on his power. I cannot believe this.
~ Believe it. It is so. The over-consumption of Canadian ale has granted me the gift of fore-sight through my meditation. I know of what I speak.
~ But why? Why cause an invasion outside of AllRPG's realm?
~ It was an elaborate plot to remove those that Zeal felt still held power, power enough to challenge him with a combined force. That includes you all, Prince Mercury and myself. King Zeal appointed RingWraith the leader of this party because he knew you would seek my advice. Thus with everyone that was a threat congregating in Canada, he set the ball rolling for a Qu?becois invasion, thinking it would eliminate us all. Luckily, he underestimated the power of AllRPG's Canadian faction and we were able to overcome them.
~ This is incredible. Zeal has gone horny for power.
~ Could he...could he also be behind the disapearances of so many powerful members?
~ It makes sense. Kyle's power seemed to be fading, King Zeal had established himself as the largest force in AllRPG, he had the capability.
~ Indeed he is responsible. But Zeal knew that he still did not have the power to remove Kyle. So he began to destroy all those that could have stood between him and the crown in the AllRPG ranks. Fearing retaliation upon the hypothetical discovery of his doings, he plotted our demise, leaving no one at AllRPG with the power to challenge him. Total domination.
*Silence envelops the room. The party mourns the loss of the friendly goofball Zeal they all loved.*
~ What shall we do, Lord? Do we confront him? How can we save AllRPG?!
~ Eventually yes, you must indeed confront the tyrant. But I will not be going with you. My services are required here. Prince Mercury will need my help in fighting back the remaining Qu?becois forces. So it is up to you five to continue this quest. However, alone I fear you do not have the power still to defeat King Zeal.
~ If we do not have the power needed, then why must we progress? Is it not futile?
~ There is one whom you must seek. He is the only one remaining that can stand up to Zeal. He can unite AllRPG, he can re-establish order. If only he would reclaim his powers of modship.
~ Surely you do not mean HIM?
~ I do.
~ He turned from that path a long time ago, he has chosen exhile.
~ There is no other way. You must find him. For the sake off all that is good.
~ Who?! Who is it?!
*The party gasps.*
*Talaysen falls out of his seat.*
End, Episode II