The Spam Thread

[Less Than Liz]

Originally Posted by Phakiel

So ok, I got really hungry tonight and decided to instead of getting some crap from Mickey ds or a pizza I would go and get some nice ham and cheese and make myself a nice sanwhich and that way have some food for the weekend and on and also get some stuff for the house like toilet paper and paper towels. As any responsible adult wannabe I have a little notepad for groceries and I write down what I need to buy and during the market runs I write what I get. As I walk into the market I write down "Ham, cheese, bread, toilet paper et al".

Long story short, I bought a lot of crap I wasnt intending to, like 3 different types of cheese, 2 hams, chocolate, oreos, doritos and cheese and not ONE FUCKING SINGLE LOAF OF BREAD!

To add insult to injury I thought I had like 100 bucks for this weekend and turns out I have 11 bucks left which means I will not be able to get completely wasted tomorrow like I wanted to because fucking 30th of the month is ntil monday.

Fuck my motherfucking life and my irresponsible spending.

Go to a gay bar, talk up some fine young men, get drinks bought. Eleven can buy your first.

[Phakiel]

Originally Posted by Electric Banana

Wow, crazy! I spent $50-some yesterday and $30 some today on stuff I didn't need, only because they were all gluten free and cheap... I was like "fuck this, I'm stocking up!" Corn pastas and gluten free bread mixes. NOM. At least I'll not have to buy them later and can use them eventually!

I hate when I forget something at the store though! It always happens when I don't take a list. I'll get home and be like "FUCK I forgot the main ingredient!"

I kinda went with that mentality too. Like I was at the market and was hmm, instead of maybe ending up buying a pizza tomorrow and saturday, I may just stock up some food for the weekend. I get home tomorrow, have a sandwhich, go out drinking and make bad decissions. So i got way too much ham and cheese. And a pack of oreos. this is my issue, why a fucking bag? like I am only gonna eat like 3 packets before I get tired, why did a buy a whole bag? because I am an idiot. But that wasnt expensive, it was the stupid ham and cheese, i must have spent like 20 bucks on them alone. Why do they make provolone so fucking delicious.

Originally Posted by Less Than Liz

Go to a gay bar, talk up some fine young men, get drinks bought. Eleven can buy your first.

Are you trying to make a pseudo feminist commentary or just a joke. It would be way cool if its the former.

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

She's being serious.

[Less Than Liz]

My dad told me a story once about my aunt, who asked if she could borrow five dollars to go out. He gave it to her, and asked if she wanted more, and she was like "No, five will by the first one."

[Atlas]

Your dad should have punched her in the head.





Would have been more funny.

[scorpion]

click this link:

https://www.playfire.com/ps3-xbox-pc/HBY19Q

[Seifer]

The one that won is the fucking Wii.

Oh yeah, yes I did.

[Less Than Liz]

Sooooooooooo.

[Seifer]

Yerp.

[Shifty]

I made tuna salad for lunch....

[Atlas]

Tired eyes tired soul tired rye with jam Mmm.

[The Varsh]

Yes...very yes

[Electric Banana]

So this happened on Thursday night:



A busted surge protector in the office at work gave me an electrical burn. I went to the doctor when I got off my shift to get checked out because electrical shocks can mess up your heart, brain, and even your blood flow... I'm alright, but it was sure as shit terrifying. It's a 1st degree burn (but this photo makes it look damn-near 3rd degree). The burn created a callus and then melted the skin. It still hurts like a mother fucker though, so don't let the "1st degree" fool you.



Mother fucker.

[CoolOtaku]

Damn, EB o-o That's pretty freaky. I know I'd be freaking the hell out if that happened to me. I hope it heals quickly at least.

[Seifer]

My brother stuck pliers into an electrical outlet one time (don't ask) and caused this huge spark right in front of his face that scared the crap out of him and he cried for like an hour. That outlet was totaled too, damn I wish I had a picture of it. That shit was so funny.